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why is the current mha manga arc so BORING... bigger is not always better folks !

#it’s so cluttered and for what #like theres absolutely no need to have every single character be present #it’s just annoying imo #really feels like they’re kinda shoving things together in hopes to conceal the fact that they don’t know what they’re doing w the story #mha #my hero academia

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customer: do you work here?

me, wearing the uniform for the store i work for: no

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on the opposite end:

customer: do you work here?

me, in plain civilian clothes, doing normal human shopping: ...sometimes?

#ma’am i’m not fixing this shelf bc i work here i’m fixing it bc i’m a decent human being #retail

customer: do you work here?

me, wearing the uniform for the store i work for: no

#why they ask me do i work there... no homie i just like to dress up as an employee for fun #cricket tales

calling your younger sibling your “little sibling” is so damn deceiving bc i think of a five year old every time only to discover your little brother is a 27 year old man with a law degree

#called my little sister my little sister and my friends got bonkers confused when they discovered shes 15 and not 10 #the word little... so untrustworthy

sesshomoru

i watch naruto because i can’t afford therapy

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i know this is a joke but an actual psychologist wrote an entire research paper about how u can use naruto as therapy... u can read it here

#no wonder i watched up to 20 episodes a day back in sophomore year of high school #therapy is stored in the naruto...

downstairs neighbor is listening to heather by conan gray very loudly at 1 am... hope they’re ok

#conan gray #heather #heather conan gray #my emo downstairs neighbor who also plays the piano nice

eucalyptus-sage

banish the idea that platonic love is a lesser form of love

if you go through life not investing in your friendships the same way you invest in romantic relationships, you will always be looking for love, feeling lonely, completely blind to the love all around you

friendship is not a lower level relationship. it is not a lesser form of love.

of all the animes and shows i’ve watched and of all the headcanons i’ve ever seen kakashi being soft and domestic with his dogs is by far the best one. nothing will ever top kakashi Being Happy

#kakashi sensei #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi #naruto #naruto shippudden

normal-horoscopes

GOD MADE TRANS PEOPLE FOR THE SAME REASON HE MADE GRAPES BUT NOT WINE WHO ARE WE TO DENY THIS DIVINE ALCHEMY OF THE SELF?

carfuckerlynch

daniel lavery, “something that may shock and discredit you”

#oh this is very good #i like that phrase #so that we may share in the act of creation #Very Good

did u guys know that actually alpacas have the softest noses and the kindest eyes in the world

#alpaca #yes this is from my road trip. yes it is a few days old. no i do not care.

yes i am fluent in english. no i do not know any english.

#being bilingual 💔

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Herd of elk walk on Cannon Beach source: KOMO News

#i was just at cannon beach yesterday wow #tumblr is stalking me

grymmoires

motherfucker-unlimited

It’s been 3 years since the perishing

#NICE AHAHA

pictures from the mountain >:D

#i tripped and feel so many times how embarrassing for me #fell*#mt rainier #mt adams #mountains

🦷 oh to be a cute boy sweeping the back porch of my aunt’s small town cafe, but not actually working and instead swinging the broom like a bo staff, only to clumsily drop it right as another cute boy with an opposing aesthetic walks past, so he looks at me like i’m an idiot and i instantly fall in love

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being gay and yearning for cute boys so we can have a wholesome relationship where we’re in love

#low key this is the relationship i have with a boy already...#first time we met he tripped walking up the stairs #not even two seconds later i tripped over a rock #we were like dominos #ask rivers

i have a close friend who is trans and he often asks me questions about Guy Things™️ which i do my best to answer... however it seems like he doesn’t realize there are some things trans guys do that cis guys don’t which led to the very awkward conversation of:

him: so what do you use to powder your dick?

me: ..........WHAT?

#turns out trans guys powder their packers so the silicone lasts longer and so it does chafe against their thighs #doesnt*#we had a sit down and scrolled thru ftm reddit for half an hour for that

rosemarythunder

STRAIGHT PPL NEED TO STOP WRITING FANFICS

#the fact that i genuinely cant tell which british harry this is supposed to be about is sending me #is it drarry? the 1d guys? the royal? who knows #why do straight people write like this bye

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