Broadway Whodunit My Beloved

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Terry: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Doogie: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Terry: Yes!

Mort: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Hello! I promise I am not dead!

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What the FUCK is a Costco

What the FUCK is it 🤨🤨🤨

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Thoughts on the Halloween whodunit?

I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!

Heinz my beloved 🛐

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Laurence VI: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Giuseppe does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Teddy: If Giuseppe were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Giuseppe jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Laurence Vi: You jump off a cliff!

Teddy: Gladly. Provided Giuseppe did first.

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Guys I think Mort Havel gave us our token straight Will Roland character

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Despite the filter’s unfortunate nature to remove facial hair, I still think that this is unironically one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Look at my boy as an anime character! I would watch the shit out of that show!

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A compilation of all the times I heard Mort mention the… Bear-Chupa…chupacu…da… Chupacabra (???) because Why Not. (I’m sure he talked about it Much More while I was listening to others). Anyway I definitely lost it multiple times…

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sure everyone was quick to (correctly) talk about wrol Albert Justice’s hair but where is the immediate mention about mort havel just showing up topless?? sure he is the weirder character and not too glamorous with it but i think we ought to respect the undeniable sexiness of that as well. hell yeah my guy

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Mort in the supply closet by himself… 

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Can you believe I spent the entire Escape From Camp Eerie stream following Mort arround and sketching this out instead of solving the mystery and have still been working on it ever since??

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“Have you ever been sexually propositioned by a yoga goddess?”

I had to draw Mort Havel at least once

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X7Ü: don’t do it

Rebecca:

Rebecca: *puts down +4*

X7Ü: *flips table*

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Laurence VI: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Teddy: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Laurence VI : Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Mort: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Teddy: Laurence, can I talk to you for a second?

Laurence VI: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Giuseppe are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Teddy: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.