Cooking is a Gift from the Gods

| Call me Evan | 20 | He/Him | Queer trans man | Main Fandoms: One Piece, Pokémon, Batman |

[jules-thoughts]

Celebrating with some more 💛

Thanks for all the hb wishes 🥰

[nyenye0701]

culture shock, nerds edition (engineer meets biologist)

[duckinpink]

Somebody on the medical team put him on his bunk in a wrong way...

I refuse to draw him in pants btw

(there is pt 2 now)

[gothmikewheeler]

i wish nolan wld stop trying to get the screenplay oscar bc DAMN can he direct... saw a quote recently where someone said nolan's genius ends the moment a woman enters the frame.

[moon111111]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

did anyone hear that

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i think there's something out here

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i'm scared. is anyone there?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

help

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[a-french-guardsman]

Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt

[a-french-guardsman]

Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[gailcarriger]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[pointnclick]

mel blanc fuckign yelling

[blueboy1299]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[bybats]

I know Simon in 'I had potential' t-short is great, but how about this? (I love them so much but I also have fucked up sense of humor)

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

[meenanya]

No hate to personal headcanons or fic writers that do this, but nothing takes me out of a story faster than a line like: "Jason doesn't cry easily". Because yes he absolutely does, and it's one of my favorite things about him.