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okibadesu

sandmandaddy69

cryptvokeeper

animentality

hbmmaster

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

irlgambit

filmphotofranz

lakemojave

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

wizardarchetypes

speaking of third-wheeling i love when people are like "third-wheeled too hard and now i'm in a throuple" but i think a little spoken of third-wheeled-too-hard option is getting adopted by other adults. one time when i was 25 and in undergrad i made friends with a married couple in their thirties and ended up in such an unusual relationship that one day they called me to their house and sat me down very somberly and then one of them started crying and i thought one of them must have gotten some sort of life-altering health diagnosis or something

but then they told me they were getting a divorce and they were going to be okay, but they had been agonizing for two weeks over how to tell me because they didn't want to "disrupt" my life and it was then that i had to remind them that i was actually a fully grown adult and that i was going to be completely okay and that in fact i would like to be there for them in this tumultuous time and they were like

"oh....... yeah"

hiveswap

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

bestdriltweet

nocturrnebites

I missed secret life so I drew scar!! And maybe gem soon I hope!!!!!!!!!

sunsetbuddie

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

cow-inthe-closet

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

applestruda

Homecoming

twinkhole-destroyer

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

astrotheyge

My maybe outdated old person unpopular opinion is that podcasts have no business being video instead of just audio

adz

everyone in halo reactions when i come out to them

master chief: hm. glad you told me, soldier. knowing yourself is important when you’re fighting a complex enemy like the covenant.

cortana: interesting… yes, i see your brain chemistry is a bit… different. i’ll keep this in mind for the future. i can’t wait to explore this further with you!

sergeant johnson: heh, so you’re a girl? well, you won’t get any argument from me. long as you keep watching my back, i’ll watch yours.

dr halsey: you’re transsexual? how could you think of yourself at a time like this? we need to keep our attention on the only thing that matters: saving the human race. additionally, you should be aware that J.K. Rowling is a close personal friend of mine

grunt: huohahaha! send pictures of your gock and gballs to my grunt phone

wander-in-arda

And the Arbiter?

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arbiter comes from a warrior culture that likely venerates transsexuals for religious purposes and would immediately become protective and deferential to your wisdom. wants to hit but doesn’t know how to ask respectfully

wander-in-arda

I'm cis, so I'm sitting and learning, sis.

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actually that’s what the arbiter would say