did that make you jump?!

mouse ⁞ 20+ ⁞ he/him ⁞ minecraft violence enthusiast

[mooshroomterrarium]

hellooo everyone, welcome to my twisted minecraft!! <3

i'm a digital artist and occasional writer :}

i mostly post about hermitcraft and the life series, but other SMPs may sneak in here and there

i'm normal about ethoslab 👍

i post untagged shipping! clethubs occupy a permanent space in my brain but i'm also a pathological multishipper with no standards so basically anything goes lol

no explicit NSFW here, but i'd prefer not to be followed by anyone under 16 as i may post nudity or suggestive content occasionally (pinup-style art, for instance)

i love interaction in theory, but sorry in advance if it takes me ages to reply to things OTL i promise it's not personal, just brain machine technical difficulties...

feel free to use my art as headers/icons with credit, but please ask before using it for anything else, and don't repost without my explicit permission! thank you!

tags below for convenience! all posts/post additions by me are tagged #mouseposting, others should be self-explanatory lol

[despazito]

[babushkaat]

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

even non gamers have been shocked to death by this beautiful eel

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[bynine]

starter babies

[eatsroad]

ive been thinking about this post for a minute and how its entirely plausible because of a certain clip so i went digging and its so much worse than i remember it being ?

x

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

???

[crystalinecuriosities]

What is this testing?

[flipchild]

Are You Obsessed With Pigs?

Everyone likes pigs, but are you truly obsessed? Don't wait a second longer, find out now!

[64mpg]

lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎

[64mpg]

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …

[anglaised]

i never thought about it like that

[that-house]

I had to mentally send myself a reaction image the other day. I ran up the stairs on all fours, said to myself “i’m such a locationpilled scampercel” and then perfectly envisioned this image

[that-house]

please i've already hurt so much

[thegrayelephent]

Me when I write for 30 minutes: 1k words

Me when I write for 2 hours: 500 words

Me when I write for 4 hours: -300 words

[the-real-seebs]

Once Oscar Wilde, coming down to lunch, was asked how he had spent his morning. "I was hard at work," he said. "Oh?" he was asked. "Did you accomplish much?" "Yes indeed," said Wilde. "I inserted a comma." At dinner, he was asked how he had spent his afternoon. "More work," he said. "Inserted another comma?" was the rather sardonic question. "No, said Wilde, unperturbed. "I removed the one I had inserted in the morning."

[bewbin]

if you need us the missus and me will be in the other room having a duel with old flintlock pistols missing each other with every shot not only because we love each other but also because we both are dog shit at this

[moldavite]

my fav thing in the entire world is witnessing people try new things. almost teared up at this bc i love it so much

[imviotrash]

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

[the-haiku-bot]

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bulbekuggeleh]

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind