The Demented Duo

A Dual-Muse blog for Wade Wilson/Deadpool and Harley Quinn. Sideblog to 4r4chn10 So follows will come from there! Under Construction!

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"I may be a little bit crazy..."

"But I'm sane enough to know it!"

Independent Mutuals Only RP Dual-Muse Sideblog for Wade Wilson / Deadpool and Harley Quinn. This blog is a sideblog to @4r4chn10 and The rules there apply to here. Follows back will also come from that blog! Mun is over the age of 21 so NSFW will be present!

Bios: For Wade // For Harley

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&. 𝐧𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  inspired from the pun book from the last of us, here are some dialogue prompts of various puns. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )

❛ for a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible. ❜

❛ it doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. it'll still be stationary. ❜

❛ what did the mermaid wear to her math class? an algae bra. ❜

❛ people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow. ❜

❛ why did the scarecrow get an award? he was outstanding in his field. ❜

❛ what did the triangle say to the circle? you're so pointless. ❜

❛ a book just fell on my head, i only have my shelf to blame. ❜

❛ i tried to catch some fog earlier. i mist. ❜

❛ i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. then it dawned on me. ❜

❛ diarrhea is hereditary... it runs in your genes. ❜

❛ what did the green grape say to the purple grape? breathe, you idiot! ❜

❛ i'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down. ❜

❛ what is a pirate's favorite letter? tis' the c. ❜

❛ i wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind. ❜

❛ what washes up on tiny beaches? microwaves. ❜

❛ why are frogs so happy? they eat whatever bugs them. ❜

❛ i don't trust trees. they're shady. ❜

❛ i was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy. ❜

❛ i want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body. ❜

❛ there’s a new type of broom out. it’s sweeping the nation. ❜

❛ did you hear about the man who lost his left side? he’s all right now. ❜

❛ what do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? a maybe. ❜

❛ i tried to make a belt out of watches. it was a waist of time. ❜

❛ i got fired from the calendar factory, just for taking a day off. ❜

❛ did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? he was lucky it was a soft drink. ❜

❛ tequila may not fix your life but its worth a shot. ❜

❛ why are there fences around cemeteries? because people are dying to get in! ❜

❛ thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means alot. ❜

❛ i once ate a watch. it was time consuming. ❜

❛ why are teddy bears never hungry? they are always stuffed! ❜

❛ i don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something. ❜

❛ never trust an atom, they make up everything! ❜

❛ i couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it clicked. ❜

❛ how do construction workers party? they raise the roof. ❜

❛ what do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus. ❜

❛ when a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. ❜

❛ i made a pun about the wind but it blows. ❜

❛ it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. ❜

❛ what did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved. ❜

❛ i have a joke about chemistry, but i don't think it will get a reaction. ❜

❛ i'm on a seafood diet. i see food and i eat it. ❜

❛ why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews? it has no atmosphere.❜

❛ how do you organize a space party? you planet. ❜

❛ i once heard a joke about amnesia... but i forget how it goes. ❜

❛ the frustrated cannibal threw up his hands. ❜

❛ it takes guts to be an organ donor. ❜

❛ why is the mushroom always invited to parties? he's a fungi. ❜

❛ a guy walks into a bar... he was disqualified from the limbo contest. ❜

❛ jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny. ❜

❛ so what if i don’t know what apocalypse means? it’s not the end of the world! ❜

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Today I found out that Wade and Elsa dated. Putting it below the cut because he's just a severed head in some of these.

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@defectivexfragmented gets a Deadpool for Matt.

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Well, Hell's Kitchen wouldn't be what it is without some chaos. And today, chaos came in the form of Wade Wilson getting into a gunfight with Kingpin henchmen. Why? Who knew.

He isn't even aware of the arrival of Hells Kitchen's resident vigilante until he almost shoots him in all the mayhem. He blinks, Not lowering the gun but shifting his aim to wound a man behind Matt.

"Double-Ds! Hey! Been a while since you and I ran into each other!" He exclaimed.

"I know, I know, I should have called so that you could clean the place up. But you know me. I love to drop in unannounced."

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@iobartach gets a Quinn-tessential starter! (Nope. Not apologizing for that pun.)

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She'd been prepared for a night out with her friends. Okay, a night of causing mayhem for her former lover's operations here in Gotham. So when she ran into somebody who had already taken out the goons at the docks?

She wasn't too pleased on having her fun ruined.

"OI!" She snapped. "Do ya always steal a gal's thunder or is it a new habit you've decided to form?!" Her mallet was clenched tightly in her fists and she's already closing in on him. He wasn't one of the Bat-People, clearly. She wouldn't get in trouble if she clobbered him.

..... Right?

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Apparently Harley's OG voice actor, Arleen Sorkin, has passed away. So until it's proven otherwise, Rest in Peace, Arleen. You gave a beautiful, deep character so much life. You'll be missed.

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@gctbusydying gets a Deadpool!

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He's making a noise and pointedly not looking at Kitty. Nope. Nuh Uh. He's still salty about being what he feels is a ban on him from Krakoa. After all he's ever done for X-Force, Cable, and the list goes on.... And that was his thanks? High chance he'd blow it up? What a load of-

Actually, that sounds like us.

Quiet, you nitwit.

After a moment he finally addressed her, but refuses to make eye contact.

"Let me guess, you guys want me to kill whoever keeps building Sentinels? Pay'll be double my standard rate."

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@iobartach gets a starter from the Merc with a Mouth!

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Well...

This wasn't Spidey. He had been swinging and wall crawling and all the other things Spidey does. But that suit wasn't right. Nor was the voice. Eyes narrow and his fists clench.

When the other approached him, having just taken down a Vulture that clearly didn't belong here, and began to speak?

Wade took a swing.

"Who are you and what have you done to my bestest friend?!"

Maybe if we don't punch him, he'll explain?

".... Shut up!"

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Like for a Harley Starter! Length will vary.

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Like for a little (or a lot) starter from Wade!

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Bio for Harley Quinn. Trigger warnings for abuse!

Harleen Quinzel was an expert psychologist working at Arkham asylum in Gotham City. That is, until she met the villain known as the Joker.

Ever the master manipulator, the Joker was able to twist her mind and make her believe that she loved him. Soon he would convince her to help him escape and become his second in command. Shortening her name to Harley Quinn, a play on the word harlequin, she would go on to aid him in many schemes.

But unfortunately she would also be the target of his anger and general need to cause others harm. Unfortunately, she's so deeply believed she was in love that she endured abuse unlike anything most would endure and survive.

Eventually, she would come to understand the situation she was in and break away from Joker, becoming her own person and making her own way.

When their paths crossed again, she violently assaulted him, putting him on the brink of death and warning him that if he ever came after her, she would put him down.

This blog will be taking inspiration from multiple canon sources, but will not be taking any from the Harley Quinn TV Show. It will not acknowledge any event of that show as canon.

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Wade's Bio. Trigger Warnings for abuse!

Wade Wilson grew up with a single father.

When Wade was young and up until he was a young adult, His father was verbally and physically abusive. This is part of why Wade is not the most stable individual.

This abuse only came to an end on the day that Wade killed his father. Wade was at a bar and his father barged in and attempted to attack him. A weapon was drawn and his father was shot.

After this, he went on his own and became a mercenary. This is how he lived until his cancer diagnosis.

With a now very bleak outlook on his life, Wade allowed himself to be enlisted in an experimental program. Little did he know that this would lead to him being tortured and experimented on in horrible ways. In the weaponics program, he was subjected to a test that involved him being injected with Wolverine's healing factor. In conjunction with his cancer, this left Wade seriously visibly deformed. It also leaves him in unending pain.

Upon escaping, Wade once again became a mercenary, taking on the moniker Deadpool.

This is where this blog diverges from Canon, because the early Deadpool runs have a lot of controversial content and the Mun does not feel like dragging it up, considering a lot of it got basically retconned.

I also do not acknowledge Hydra Cap for the most part. This is not something I will budge on.