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[wadeguns-blog]

❝ Thanos being a powerbottom? OOOOOOOoooOOOoOooo~! I am in LOVE!  ❞

[lokibannerpool]

Me: Follows Thanos blog expecting all the angst while quietly stalking the hell out of the blog

Wade: I’m gonna annoy the shit out of him forever. Hastag, besties4lyfe

[hollabackmerc]

Previously.. || @larbmachine

[ text ] As nice as this is, who is this???

He just KNEW that number he’d been siphoned wasn’t Thanos’! Wade should’ve called that bluff the moment he realized ‘Thanos’ had a zip code from Queens. Nonetheless, he responds: [ TEXT: UNKNOWN ] Whoops! Wrong number..or is it? Ya like what you see? ;)

[guardiandae]

The extra large pizza lasts about fifteen minutes, and only because Wade spends part of that time pretending the pizza is a spaceship or something. Nate gets two slices out of it and Wade devours the rest... even the piece that fell onto the floor but he ate anyway when he thought Nate wasn't paying attention.

Wade, what the fuck.

[lokibannerpool]

@ofheroismandsacrifice

“Why are you named after something that rings? Do you ring? Do you even wear rings? ... If I like it can I put a ring on it?”

[crimson-and-shadow]

@iobartach gets a starter from the Merc with a Mouth!

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Well...

This wasn't Spidey. He had been swinging and wall crawling and all the other things Spidey does. But that suit wasn't right. Nor was the voice. Eyes narrow and his fists clench.

When the other approached him, having just taken down a Vulture that clearly didn't belong here, and began to speak?

Wade took a swing.

"Who are you and what have you done to my bestest friend?!"

Maybe if we don't punch him, he'll explain?

".... Shut up!"

[livingpanels]

❝ You say ‘tomato’, I say ‘what the fuck are you doing in my house? ❞

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“You say potato, I say 'making breakfast in my underoos, Cappy. What’s it look like?'”