The Good Kind Of Trash

The name’s Icarus. Im here to dump memes and art. Enjoy ya Heathens

[animetrashmuffin]

Based on this post by @kakairuincorrectquotes

[valtsv]

changeling faerie but instead of stealing and replacing people's children she takes women engaged to cruel or unfaithful men

[valtsv]

the other women of the village: will you be taking his name when you marry?

the faerie: you could say that ;)

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"what does she do to the women OP?" she marries them obviously

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I was thinking this guy was fortnite dancing until I realized this is probably where Epic stole it from

[fuckyeahsnackables]

Donald Faison improvised this dance on Scrubs and yes, Fortnite stole it.

[pearlescent-starlight]

He also wasn’t compensated or credited, and he’s pissed about it

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[kingofeternalfreedom]

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

[feminismisahatemovement]

[northern-storms-deactivated2022]

He'a growing his beard back to start the cycle all over again.

[timmisny]

he absolutely could be charlemagne and paul mounet

[words-i-thought-id-never-speak]

That’s all the confirmation we need

[nuclear-tea]

The reason Batman isn't in Birds of Prey is because while everyone else said, "fuck Harley, she's not protected by Joker anymore" Batman, absolute galaxy brain that he is, said, "Harley is no longer protecting the Joker"

She reads people like open books, she's got a PhD, and she fights well hand to hand. A queen, truly.

[jiangshi]

people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?

[virieu]

americans be like ok i cant count past 12 actually

[pinkvhs-deactivated20251014]

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

[gravegospel]

hideo kojima and his powerful poly relationship consisting of him, madds, toro and reedus is truly both inspiring and progressive and is what konami’s been trying to hide from us

[moontouched-moogle]

Sometimes a family can be just four dads and an interdimensional fetus

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im screaming into my pillow

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YALL

[gahdamnpunk]

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT EXHIBIT B

[biboenvivo-deactivated20190629]

[munchausenbyproxy]

shout out to the funniest tag ive ever fuckin seen

[thevampireconnoisseur]

Reasons why Disney’s Hercules (1997) should have included Persephone:

• We see all the other gods on Olympus, why not her?

• Hades would have been 10000% successful in his plan to overthrow Zeus if his wife had been by his side

• How cool would it have been to see Hades in that scene where he’s coming home from Olympus to the dark and dreary underworld and then see this cute, pink goddess there welcoming him back

• Instead of Hades “he’s a guy” speech it could have been Persephone

• The fates say they aren’t aloud to tell Hades the future so Persephone could have been like “then don’t tell him, tell me” and then told Hades what they had said after they left

• Because in actual mythology she was the more hardcore one and Hades was actually pretty chill

• She could have been so helpful with making Meg do what Hades wanted like she could have used the “I care about you one girl to another” thing to trick Meg

• How cute??? Would it have been?? To have Hades go off in a fit of literal flames and then hear/see Persephone and imminently calm down?

• The amount of time it takes Hades to realize that Meg is Hercules weakness is stupidly long. Persephone would have seen all the signs of Meg falling in love right away and thus would have figured out that Meg is Hercules weakness really quickly

• Disney would have been showing a nice, loving relationship and yeah it would have been for a “bad guy”, but if they could do fucking ZEUS AND HERA as a loving couple they at LEAST could have given us the one actually good relationship in Greek mythology

• It would have been the first time the villain(s) were a couple

• Hercules could have used Persephone against Hades like “give me back my girl and I’ll give you back yours”

• It would have been cool to see Persephone get as angry as her husband when things don’t go their way

• Even though they would be the villains of the story they would also be cutely romantic with each other in their own way the entire time like Hades would take the flower Hercules gave to Meg and give it to Persephone or something like that

• Hades calls everyone nicknames throughout the movie, just imagine the nicknames he’d call Persephone

• Do I really need to go on?

[valtsv]

as long as i strike terror into the hearts of my enemies what does it matter what my "gender" is

[valtsv]

i don't identify as "male" or "female" i identify as a threat

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[fiddlefordhadronmcgucket]

can’t stop thinking about how Newt and Hermann are canon Millenials

Also guess what year Hannibal Chau was born

You know what that means

[nirnnet]

Death to the Empire!

[oldmanyellsatcloud]

AS FEARLESS IN DEATH

AS HE WAS IN LIFE

[cottagecore-evermore]

selena gomez just posted this to her insta story:

and this is the media reaction:

and I just -

[oceanavalanche]

Was I just supposed to find out about this on tumblr???!???

[theobsessedone]