Crimson's Utopia

Please don't talk to me if you unironically think cishet is applicable to or use to discuss aces or aros. Not gay as in happy, but Queer as in fuck you. Name: Crim. Adult. Orientation: Queer/Apothisexual/Apothiromantic/Nonbinary. Disabled. Straight Edge (I'm anti recreational alcohol, drugs, and cigarettes). Mostly anime, animals, ace/aro, and disability posts.

[whiskeyplains]

i watched the sheep detectives a few days ago and i gotta say i love this guy

[sarahseeandersen]

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[zombiezinmydreams]

[fireflysummers]

I'm apparently so consistently aroace that a friend of mine uses me as a measurement for whether or not something counts as "romantic," based on when I stop understanding what he's talking about.

[fireflysummers]

@loraxofygg Stop being funnier than me on my own post (/j).

[existingtm]

Echo and Noise/Zwei in Pandora Hearts, Retrace XCVIII: Reverberate

[kotedema]

one hour lacie

[pandoraheartsposter]

Echo from pandora hearts

[pandoraheartsposter]

He zooms

[iwillbitenotongue]

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

[fic-dumpster]

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[louisegluckpdf]

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

[rockshitty]

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

[empressofsamoyeds]

Audio Transcription:

Extract from Dropout’s “Breaking News” episode entitled “True Facts About Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)”

(Grant) Now, here to read my social security number (chuckles) is a field reporter named after the amount of people I performed oral sex on in one night in 2012. (more chuckles)

(Brennan, speechless) …Hello…I'm…"Fifty"?

(Laughs from crew members in the background)

(Lily) In one-

(Brennan) That can’t be right.

(Grant) There… was a party that I went to.

(Laughs from crew members in the background)

(Tao) Whaat?

(Grant) They had parties underneath the supermarket in Brooklyn.

(Laughs from crew members cut by the end of the extract)

[minyard-05]

sometimes you just have to say "you are all so fucking stupid" and scroll past

[goblinparty]

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

[sasquapossum]

“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[skyrenegade]

Rouge: For self defence reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Sonic: Ok.

Shadow: Sure.

Rouge: If you want to live, give me all your money.

Sonic: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Shadow: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

[kalgalen]

Is there any better feeling than stumbling upon a character that sucks in the Exact ways you need them to at this point in your life