CringeFactory

Obsessed with Handplates I make art, silly posts, talk into the void, and post anout things I like a ton Current blorbos: Caine & Hp!Gaster

[cringe-fact0ry]

Sans: makes a your mom joke to papyrus

Papyrus: (annoyed) We don’t have a mother Sans.

Sans: Alright, your dad then. (Thinking he was clever)

Papyrus: He went back to the void years ago Sans.

Sans: stunned silence

why the big g man went back to the void? The goop stole him.

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

[cringe-fact0ry]

Now why would you do that?? I’m going to sick my rabid duck army on you

GO RABID DUCKS!!!!!

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[moon-wolfie]

ArtFight Revenge #2 for @cringe-fact0ry !

[cringe-fact0ry]

look at that silly lil guy go!!!

[cringe-fact0ry]

my hear me out cake would be so weird and like 40% skeletons

should I make one??? I’ll reblog with it if I do

cake full of people I would unironically fuck lmao

[cringe-fact0ry]

Okay so… I made one. Some of these I’m more enthusiastic about than others, and this is a cake of characters I find hot or who I would (maybe) do, if they Y’know let me or something. Anyway take this list of characters and how actually enthusiastic it is

Gaster (handplates au specifically) 11/10 WOULD and I could go into heavy detail, but can’t here Caine (Tadc) 11/10 IMMEDIATELY would if given the opportunity Espresso (OC) I made her for fan service, don’t be shocked someone I made is here. 6/10, haven’t done enough character exploration to be too enthusiastic but I think she’s hot and awesome

papyrus (undertale) 8/10 honestly would date him, plus he’s not too bad off in the looks department either

Roxanne Wolf (fnaf) 7/10 she’s awesome and everything but I haven’t reached super enthusiastic hights here, though it’s mostly her fanart I find hot

Jett Fillmore (GOAT) 7.5/10 same reasons as Roxanne Wolf, slightly more attractive due to looks actually at base form

Moon (fnaf) 4/10 this level varies with time, was more hyped in middle school than now, but may be slowly returning???? Hype is mostly about the old fanart in the early 2020s

Johnathan Sims (the Magnus archives) ?/10 good voice as a bonus, probably would never actually do anything but once I’m released into the fandom he may be of similar rank to Handplates Gaster. Just an honorable mention as a possibility, I’m not super hype here but he has potential

Beelzebub (Helluva boss) 4/10 good looks and pretty cool person, not super hype about this one tbh

Loona (Helluva Boss) 9/10 good appearance, always love a good aloof character with a warm center, definitely would if given a chance

Mal0 (Scp) (specifically that 3d model everyone uses for nsfw stuff) 10/10 WOULD and I’m sad there’s no fan service of her for women and general afabs

Jax (Tadc) 5/10 looks going for him, probably has a soft core somewhere in that aloofness but I’m not going to be the one to break through, he gets one hook up chance to be good, maybe a couple more if he’s lucky but no relationship stuff

Tenna (deltarune) 9.5/10 hot, ideal personality, awesome fan service content. But omg his size, I’m gonna die if I actually do anything

Spamton (Deltarune) (Big shot era specifically, and extra specifically they draw him like a sleezy used car seller who’s kinda a whore) 10/10 WOULD but probably not in a relationship

[cringe-fact0ry]

my hear me out cake would be so weird and like 40% skeletons

should I make one??? I’ll reblog with it if I do

cake full of people I would unironically fuck lmao

[cringe-fact0ry]

normalize leashing up your favorite scientist and dragging him around with you like a well trained dog

[cringe-fact0ry]

Sans: makes a your mom joke to papyrus

Papyrus: (annoyed) We don’t have a mother Sans.

Sans: Alright, your dad then. (Thinking he was clever)

Papyrus: He went back to the void years ago Sans.

Sans: stunned silence

why the big g man went back to the void? The goop stole him.

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

Actually, it really bothers me when people get upset about people identifying with really specific flags for specific types of attraction or identifying with a lot of flags or just identifying with lgbtq+ flags at all. I've seen a couple posts about it and I totally get not wanting to be put into a box yourself but in this situation, you're not getting put in a box, I'm putting myself in a box because it's comfortable and I want to be able to identify with something. It has nothing to do with you. Please just let people live. Please.

[dynimitedyno]

someone needs to invent a dating app for aroace ppl who dont get crushes but still want the relationship experience i think itd be a hit

[cringe-fact0ry]

so uh-… I might be cupioromantic and not aromantic. I yearn for romantic experiences but I don’t feel those things properly I guess??? Sexuality of doom and dispair has claimed me, but maybe if I simply deny hard enough I can get rid of it and either be aromantic or a lying to myself alloromantic who simply hasn’t found the right person yet

IF I DENY IT HARD ENOUGH IT DOESN’T EXIST

I’m not cupioromantic wdym? I’m just confused or a aromantic who understands the appeal of romance but doesn’t want it!

[ventismfsblog]

[izorfia]

And it's fucking amazing

We love u gooseworx

We got the best tumblr sexywoman ever

[boog-how]

He eats sushi with a fork

[catlike-cellist]

some handplates art from like 2021 ft. days n daze lyrics :]

[jaxcookiescupcakescucumbers]

[kazumi404]

isn't she...lovely?

[carnivcore]

gaster and his bad ass big headed ass kids

[yesiscandyskiller]

Can't stop thinking that if Jax transitioned inside the circus, she'd be Regina George 2.0 🩵🤍🩷

🟢 Commissions Open!!

[zombiotical]

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