Now there are ducks

[nowthereareducks]

hello. yes this is a gimmick blog of a gimmick blog. im creative like that

im a teenager. dont ask me to donate and dont make it weird. jokes are fine

im a fraud. crows are my favorite bird. i have a murder that follows me every time i leave my house

i dont hide my main blog well, but it feels weird to tag it, so figure it out i suppose

asks are open under one condition- they must contain the letters d u c k s in that order, preferably not consecutively

contrary to popular belief i am a human, and make mistakes.

[wayneradiotv]

which will you press…

[deadlinejon]

i’m pressing as hard as i can but it’s not fucking working op

[wayneradiotv]

oh fuck

[no-one-offical]

‎

[oc-traumatizer-offical]

@duckofmisfortuneoffical

YOU GOT CLONED

[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

I’m told one of me is more than enough

[anonmous-offical]

Okay how do you want to get cloned

A) inverse ex [luckygooseoffical]

B) will people even notice [duckofmisfortuneofficol]

C) evil-<rest of name>

D)whatever else you can think of

[nowthereareducks]

@isthereaduck

duckies 💕

[killer-bug-boi]

Guess what I am

[isthereaduck]

A duck.

I'm guessing that there's a duck in this post.

[moonlit-dragon-atlas]

@this-is-trans-joy ? maybe 😭 or duck joy. that works.

[this-is-trans-joy]

This is trans (and duck) joy!!!

[z3ldaslair]

”explain to daddy bubble how bad thing?” - The maniac that is Bubble.

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[moonlit-dragon-atlas]

quickly followed by

you should die- you should throw a FUCKING beach party

[nowthereareducks]

singular duck for daddy bubble

[ask-crammaster-ham]

[basement-deer]

Oh mein gott its the original fucking post

[marz-galacticrocks]

it feels like im looking at the mona lisa

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

the hand writing + my vision issues made this interesting

there are definitely mistakes. please forgive this sleepy duck

[isthereaduck]

There are ducks in this post.

[easyaro]

My biggest tip for getting out of a panic attack:

Lay on the floor and blast caramelldansen on repeat. Yes like the meme. Yes it works.

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

that is certainly a method. also this post crashed my tumblr for a solid 5 minutes.

[isthereaduck]

WAIT THAT ALSO HAPPENED TO ME

And still no ducks.

[nowthereareducks]

i think its haunted.

it does, however, contain a duck

[pandabibble]

everyone hold up!

I need to check if my vague memory that the british museum has Rasputin's dick in a jar was correct!

...

Nope! wrong museum and the providence of the pickled penis is in doubt!

Everyone's free to go back to doing what they were doing now!

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

[isthereaduck]

It's always "there's a duck in this post" never "how is the duck in this post?" 😢 🦆

I cannot speak for every duck. But, from this point forward, I will always be sure to include how the duck in the post is feeling. Also there is a duck in this ask, and they're not having the best day. But I hope by spreading awareness of the mental health of ducks, I can make their day just a little bit better.

[nowthereareducks]

[kuragin]

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

[bunjywunjy]

Luke’s face is what makes this.

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

[ask-crammaster-ham]

[basement-deer]

Oh mein gott its the original fucking post

[marz-galacticrocks]

it feels like im looking at the mona lisa

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

the hand writing + my vision issues made this interesting

there are definitely mistakes. please forgive this sleepy duck

[do-not-u-dare]

hey who the FUCK is liking the things I posted onto the imternet how could you do this to me

[isthereaduck]

There aren't ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

are usernames cheating? hmm big duck thoughts

[easyaro]

My biggest tip for getting out of a panic attack:

Lay on the floor and blast caramelldansen on repeat. Yes like the meme. Yes it works.

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

that is certainly a method. also this post crashed my tumblr for a solid 5 minutes.

[blurredflicker]

finally have something to say when someone asks me, "what's the worst thing that could happen to your computer"

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

[isthereaduck]

tood tood

(evil doot doot)

Hold on, let me summon my shadow clone.

skdfhffjgjfuehdjdjcjdhdhdheipaskqqetdxshdhrt

@nowthereareducks

[nowthereareducks]

squack squack (evil quack)

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[no-one-offical]

‎

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[albva]

oh no you dont

🥚

[isthereaduck]

There are likely no ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

[menlove-archive]

I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

[misspellingyourpost]

Ir's lare st might. Uou'rr im bef witj uour lober, Patrick Stewart. Je leams ober witj a twimklr im jis eue amd askd "Jow anour _____?"

Sex with Patrick Stewart.

-

I'be meber plaued s motw oerfext carf im tje 10 ueard I'be neen olauinh tjis gane

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

there are now ducks

[isthereaduck]

Since when is there a shadow version of me running around?

I'm honored.

There are ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

just wanted to give the world more ducks :)

i am your #1 fan or #1 hater, depends on your interpretation

[isthereaduck]

Secret 3rd thing. #1 ally.

We share the same mission statement.

[nowthereareducks]

i see. you will make a great teacher in the world of avian shenanigans, the world shall have more ducks.

please, allow me to try to live up to your greatness, perhaps take me under your wing?

[isthereaduck]

Quack :)

[nowthereareducks]

quack. quack indeed.

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[oshiawaseni]

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

[erin-luci-and-me]

the anxiety cat

[peppermint-madness]

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

[elfwreck]

[bunjywunjy]

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

[june-egbert-official]

Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay

[greatlordfluffernutter]

[soratayuya]

Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it

[isthereaduck]

There are no ducks in this post.

[nowthereareducks]

this one took me a while. but ducks x8