Requests open!

HI IM REALLY NERVOUS!! I write mainly homestuck/hiveswap and x reader stuff.

[cringe-writing-overlord]

Requests are OPEN!!

AO3 HERE

Rules n regulations:

I will not EVER do any noncon, underage, yandere, abuse, or anything of the sort. I will also not touch weird kinks (ddlg, pet play, etc.) write it yourself, weirdos.

The only time I will ever write about children is in a parent/familial affection type way. (PLEASE request some familial stuff omg its so fun)

I only write for Homestuck and Hiveswap.

Feel free to include very specific prompts and requests!! It usually makes things easier for me

I will not write for your ocs (oc x reader or x cannon isn't my style).

Please specify if you want a fic (short story) or headcanons (list of things characters would do, etc.) and keep in mind that fics will take longer!

I will not write for:

Doc scratch

Caliborn

Any characters that we don't know much about in canon (eg: Dammek, Trizza).

The prospitians, dersites, or consorts (except hanging out with the mayor bc he rules).

Minor notes:

Please include quadrant details in your request if you don't want a human-style all-quad romance!

I'm not available 24/7! I'm in high school, so I may not read your requests right away.

I have a bad habit of posting here and not my main 😭 please disregard when I do that

If your request makes me uncomfortable, I will not do it, plain and simple.

I also take requests specifically for Hiveswap 2's timeline, as that game has me in a chokehold.

[andro-dino]

I just like the idea that everyone but bobo thought his nickname was meant to be a “thing”

[pupperish]

Hussie artfight is the last thing i expected but this is funny as fuck

[cringe-writing-overlord]

Did I ever post this. I forgot I made him cutes

[cringe-writing-overlord]

big day for the unemployed

[notrileyrealyes]

i was gonna make a few more outfits but i had like negative ideas and im also bad at designing things

[cringe-writing-overlord]

and if i said "erotic themes are generally unexplored in media where it would be beneficial to delve into them" would you think i was saying "we need more bland ass sex scenes in books/shows/movies!" or would you understand my soul (sex and eroticism being a vessel for exploring the deepest parts of a characters psyche, especially since it's when they're the most vulnerable)

[cringe-writing-overlord]

Sorry for never writing im literally just drawing commander karkat yumeship art all day

[saradiation]

✨🎂 Happy 413! 🎂✨

[cringe-writing-overlord]

Dagger Tartarus is the mot obviously transmasc character I have ever seen its to the point that if you call him she/her consistently I might just block you straight up 😭

[butterzowie]

butchkat...oh my god.

[6kai3]

[cringe-writing-overlord]

Happy Lexcon for all who celebrate

[cringe-writing-overlord]

Having the same version of photoshop as Hussie did while he was making homestuck is such an interesting experience. The troll's signs are all from the wingdings font and the reason for the streaky nature of the panels is because there's no pixelated eraser so she had to draw over her mistakes LMFAO

[bugs4blood]

first rule of making fantrolls is to remember that 90% of widely accepted "canon troll traits" are propaganda made up by )(ic to divide the trolls to make them easier to control as a dictator and the fandom simply did not understand that there was an unreliable narrator aspect at play. the second rule is to make them at least a little bit of an asshole. the third rule is to ignore hiveswap

[knights-unwelcommentary]

One thing I wish homestucks would explore more in fics is how the quadrant system as enforced by the empire makes trolls less likely to form strong friendships and support networks (which could result in uprisings and mutiny) by making them paranoid any letting loose with their buddies could be misconstrued at best as making moves on them and at worst as cheating on one of their many totally exclusive romantic partners

[autoserketphilia]

You heard it here, folks! There won't be any trans women in Hiveswap: Act 3 because it just isn't #EconomicallyViable! Jesus fucking Christ. Grow a goddamn backbone.

[cringe-writing-overlord]

I liked this earlier on my alt, but it made me mad thinking about it so im coming back to comment.

In act 1, Joey, who is a 14-year-old girl, can be eaten alive. Similarly, Xefros, who is of a similar age, nearly bleeds to death under the rubble of his destroyed home. This, to the Homestuck team, is more palateable than the existance of a transfem.

In act 2, Joey is manipulated into playing a literal killing game that she only very narrowly escapes. Lynera, who I assume is about 16-17, is dragged away and murdered off-screen. A child who can be no older than 11 is slaughtered after being pushed off of a train, and we get a close-up of the reaction of their other half as they essentially lose half of their personhood and writhe on the floor in agony. This, to the Homestuck team, is more palateable than the existence of a transfem.

Yes, this sort of violence is standard for Alternia and Homestuck as a whole. I have no issue with that, because Alternia sucks. But do you know what else is standard on Alternia? Very low levels of gender conformity, because gender does not matter to trolls like it does to humans. Having several transfem characters would make a lot of sense, actually.

They'd rather make TERFs happy than include a transfem character amongst the 4 canon transmasc characters we have (Marvus, Lanque, Actias, and that one other male jade we haven't met in-game yet) and the 2 nonbinary characters we have with Charun and Cirava.

Like OP said. Holy shit do they need to grow a backbone. This is actually gross behavior.