Sparrow

they/he/any ⨉ grown ass man (20) ⨉ autistic

[ashleyslorens]

EMMA SOFIA as Skimbleshanks CATS: THE JELLICLE BALL

[gaybichon]

CATS: THE JELLICLE BALL (full performance from the 2026 tony awards)

[sapphireh3arts]

thinking about Her nonstop... (Emma Sofia as Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat in “Cats: The Jellicle Ball”)

[twistedpictures]

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

[homoidioticus]

Commenters praise the girls frugality

[bace-jeleren]

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[brakken]

can we stop with this style of writing now please (:

be silly and shameless, i am begging you

[dogpuppy]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[frottinq]

[state-of-maine-official]

Official Maine post

[dogpuppy]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[drbatsponge]

We fucking won.

ABSOLUTE CASSANDRA CAIN ONE-SHOT!!!11!!

Full art of Absolute Cass:

[parkchanwoohoo]

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

[parkchanwoohoo]

Blocking for being funnier than me

[maz-the-chickennugget]

Dc I am BEGGING you to give me more Cass media

I am on my hands and kneesss

[drbatsponge]

They just answered your prayers bro, Absolute Cassandra Cain is here:

DC Comics Announce Absolute Cassandra Cain For September 2026

DC Comicd announces Absolute Cassandra Cain: The Shadow’s Hand by Che Grayson and Matias Bergara for September 2026