[c4tto626]

sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight

[zolohehhe-deactivated20190116]

round earth flat earth blah blah blah u all have it wrong… the earth is heart shaped

[daily-showerthoughts]

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

[yourbigsisnissi]

[i-arabic]

‏كُلما غنيت بإسم امرأة أسقطوا قوميتي عني

وقالوا: كيف لا تكتب شعراً للوطن؟ ‏وهل المرأة شيء آخر غير الوطن

Every time I sing in the name of a woman, they drop my nationality from me.

Then they ask: why don’t you write poetry about your homeland? Is a woman anything other than a homaland.

[bostonpoetryslam]

“The problem with the past is that it lasts forever. Ten years from now I will still be lying on my bed trying to write this poem.”

— Kelly Jones, “The Gift of Forgetting,” published in IDK Magazine

[heartcountry]

“It is a great art: to love and keep still.”

— Anna Kamienska, from a diary entry featured in “In That Great River: A Notebook,” (via violentwavesofemotion)

[shxrika]

Malik ibn Dinar asked: “What is the death of the heart?”

Hasan al-Basri answered: “The love of the world”.

[thehausoftay]

[lifeinpoetry]

“For the great violences hidden inside women For the women hidden inside great violences”

— Vanessa Angélica Villarreal, from “Tropical Depression,” published in The Wanderer

[rapling-deactivated20191013]

me: i hate astrology

horoscope: youre beautiful 

me:

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as detective

me: victim is 6'1"., his body..Has already turned into a ghost….. police officer: sir. that’s just a sheet we covered the body with

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[greystripe]

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

[nickholmes]

“We never just talk anymore.”

[distinguishedbaloney]

[meanplastic]