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mya <3 my old posts are cringe don't look at them self proclaimed leader of tiana shippers <3 enhypen is 7

[luvisour]

i think i am cooking yay

[crippling-pages]

working on a kotlc and their enhypen bias post.. I rly only know Sophie and like a few others I’m actually putting so much thought into this I’m crien

[missionfailed101]

like half of this page is literally just her talking about how attractive the twins are. i see you sophie foster. i know what you are.

[chainlxnk]

i thought of them immediately

[crippling-pages]

Went onto Pinterest, got some tam and glimmer fanart (uh oh) decided to check the comment WHY is there a huge thread of people defending this.. glimmer is like 25 (over 22 minimum) and tam is 16????? the Alden Della argument doesn’t work because Della is also probably 100+?? She was hopefully not 16 and Alden was 116 like hello. She for sure was a grown adult. And it DOESNT MATTER because tam is still a child and glimmer is a grown woman (she’s just a bit younger than Wylie). rip kotlc pin. i can’t smh

[myfairkatiecat]

It’s the same problem as Wylinh. When people use the Della and Alden excuse it’s like, that actually only works if both people in question are adults with full agency and ability to consent. We aren’t saying Wylie and Linh or Tam and Glimmer could NEVER IN HISTORY be a couple, we’re saying that as long as an they’re an ADULT AND MINOR, the relationship would be inherently predatory.

And somehow people still manage to not get that.

I try to explain it like, “imagine a human is 15 and another human is 20. That’s a hugely problematic age gap. Now, if your parents are 40 and 45, that still doesn’t make it okay for the 20 and 15 year old date. When they’re 20 and 25, or 25 and 30, it’ll be another story.” Sometimes it works.

[crippling-pages]

EXACTLY!! If they were both adults over 20, fine but they ARENT. Some people, when you tell them, say stuff like “oh. idk I’m still gonna ship them.” I can’t. Also some people think Shannon is going to make them (wylinh and glam(?)). She’s not smh.

[chainlxnk]

once again im thinking about the chatfics i used to write and their insane lore bro

mrs. stinkbottom and ella got married

obv kam was like a big main thing bc i never get over anything ever and they were larping being enemies the whole time while saying stupid romantically charged shit in between i found that so funny

switched up sophies pronouns now and then because she'd like gender fuckery

sophie keefe tam and dex had a separate group chat with just them as their rolls in escaping an escape room someone locked them all in for the love of the game??? i don't even remember why i came up with that

the four of THEM↑ ALSO WERE PASSING NOTES IN CLASS about keefe dating the boogie man on Minecraft then keefe started role playing getting stabbed by tam and dying then sophie roleplayed stabbing him and he blocked it and stabbed dex who was INNOCENT (maybe idk i think that was the order)

keefe random started proposing to dex over some cinnacreme (lore accurate) and i QIOTE "Cinnacreme starting to taste like kissing boys aint so bad"

ALSO TAM WAS AN ARMY AAHAHHAA YOONGI BIASED

AMY TOO

[crippling-pages]

I wrote sooo many chatfics and I loved reading them 😭 I would’ve ate this up

you NEED to share this now

[chainlxnk]

DUDE OKAY THERE WERE TWO(2)!!! FICS IN THE FIRST ONE THWY TALKED ABT BTS BUT I HATED THE FIRAT ONE AND I TOOK IT DOWN BUT ILL SEE IF I CAN EDIT IT JUST FOR U DAWG😭😭😭

[crippling-pages]

IM DEAD LMAO FIRST FICS ARE SO CRINGE FR AND NAH BRO IF YOU EDIT THAT ITS GONNA BE SOOO FUNNY IM CRINE,, NO PRESSURE OFC BUT THAT SOO FUNNY

ALSO I HOPE YOURE BETTER AT EDITING THAN TYPING CUZ WTH IS “FIRAT”😭😭 (it’s even funnier cuz you spelled it right the first time IM DEAD)

[chainlxnk]

STOP OKAY THW TUPOES ARW A PART OF THW COMEDY DONT THINK JIST TYPE LWAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!

[crippling-pages]

IM DEAD IT GOT WORSE LMAO you type like Keefe would tbh HWKRBAKAHAHAVAJAH

[chainlxnk]

THE NEXT PERSON TO COMPARE ME TO KEEFE IS GETTING SLIMED😭😭😭

[crippling-pages]

IS YOUR PFP NOT KEEFE 😭😭 BE SERIOUS FJABDKSBAJAJAJAK

[chainlxnk]

shit i forgot about that UH OKAY JUST IGNORE THAT

[crippling-pages]

AHSHAJHA LMAO totally ignoring that

[chainlxnk]

@crippling-pages TADAA

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[crippling-pages]

NAUR WAY IM DEADDDBAKSHAKDBAIHDIABSA

[chainlxnk]

once again im thinking about the chatfics i used to write and their insane lore bro

mrs. stinkbottom and ella got married

obv kam was like a big main thing bc i never get over anything ever and they were larping being enemies the whole time while saying stupid romantically charged shit in between i found that so funny

switched up sophies pronouns now and then because she'd like gender fuckery

sophie keefe tam and dex had a separate group chat with just them as their rolls in escaping an escape room someone locked them all in for the love of the game??? i don't even remember why i came up with that

the four of THEM↑ ALSO WERE PASSING NOTES IN CLASS about keefe dating the boogie man on Minecraft then keefe started role playing getting stabbed by tam and dying then sophie roleplayed stabbing him and he blocked it and stabbed dex who was INNOCENT (maybe idk i think that was the order)

keefe random started proposing to dex over some cinnacreme (lore accurate) and i QIOTE "Cinnacreme starting to taste like kissing boys aint so bad"

ALSO TAM WAS AN ARMY AAHAHHAA YOONGI BIASED

AMY TOO

[crippling-pages]

I wrote sooo many chatfics and I loved reading them 😭 I would’ve ate this up

you NEED to share this now

[chainlxnk]

DUDE OKAY THERE WERE TWO(2)!!! FICS IN THE FIRST ONE THWY TALKED ABT BTS BUT I HATED THE FIRAT ONE AND I TOOK IT DOWN BUT ILL SEE IF I CAN EDIT IT JUST FOR U DAWG😭😭😭

[crippling-pages]

IM DEAD LMAO FIRST FICS ARE SO CRINGE FR AND NAH BRO IF YOU EDIT THAT ITS GONNA BE SOOO FUNNY IM CRINE,, NO PRESSURE OFC BUT THAT SOO FUNNY

ALSO I HOPE YOURE BETTER AT EDITING THAN TYPING CUZ WTH IS “FIRAT”😭😭 (it’s even funnier cuz you spelled it right the first time IM DEAD)

[chainlxnk]

STOP OKAY THW TUPOES ARW A PART OF THW COMEDY DONT THINK JIST TYPE LWAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!

[crippling-pages]

IM DEAD IT GOT WORSE LMAO you type like Keefe would tbh HWKRBAKAHAHAVAJAH

[chainlxnk]

THE NEXT PERSON TO COMPARE ME TO KEEFE IS GETTING SLIMED😭😭😭

[crippling-pages]

IS YOUR PFP NOT KEEFE 😭😭 BE SERIOUS FJABDKSBAJAJAJAK

[crippling-pages]

Went onto Pinterest, got some tam and glimmer fanart (uh oh) decided to check the comment WHY is there a huge thread of people defending this.. glimmer is like 25 (over 22 minimum) and tam is 16????? the Alden Della argument doesn’t work because Della is also probably 100+?? She was hopefully not 16 and Alden was 116 like hello. She for sure was a grown adult. And it DOESNT MATTER because tam is still a child and glimmer is a grown woman (she’s just a bit younger than Wylie). rip kotlc pin. i can’t smh

[crippling-pages]

drew a bit today.. getting motivated again eheh

[chainlxnk]

once again im thinking about the chatfics i used to write and their insane lore bro

mrs. stinkbottom and ella got married

obv kam was like a big main thing bc i never get over anything ever and they were larping being enemies the whole time while saying stupid romantically charged shit in between i found that so funny

switched up sophies pronouns now and then because she'd like gender fuckery

sophie keefe tam and dex had a separate group chat with just them as their rolls in escaping an escape room someone locked them all in for the love of the game??? i don't even remember why i came up with that

the four of THEM↑ ALSO WERE PASSING NOTES IN CLASS about keefe dating the boogie man on Minecraft then keefe started role playing getting stabbed by tam and dying then sophie roleplayed stabbing him and he blocked it and stabbed dex who was INNOCENT (maybe idk i think that was the order)

keefe random started proposing to dex over some cinnacreme (lore accurate) and i QIOTE "Cinnacreme starting to taste like kissing boys aint so bad"

ALSO TAM WAS AN ARMY AAHAHHAA YOONGI BIASED

AMY TOO

[crippling-pages]

I wrote sooo many chatfics and I loved reading them 😭 I would’ve ate this up

you NEED to share this now

[chainlxnk]

DUDE OKAY THERE WERE TWO(2)!!! FICS IN THE FIRST ONE THWY TALKED ABT BTS BUT I HATED THE FIRAT ONE AND I TOOK IT DOWN BUT ILL SEE IF I CAN EDIT IT JUST FOR U DAWG😭😭😭

[crippling-pages]

IM DEAD LMAO FIRST FICS ARE SO CRINGE FR AND NAH BRO IF YOU EDIT THAT ITS GONNA BE SOOO FUNNY IM CRINE,, NO PRESSURE OFC BUT THAT SOO FUNNY

ALSO I HOPE YOURE BETTER AT EDITING THAN TYPING CUZ WTH IS “FIRAT”😭😭 (it’s even funnier cuz you spelled it right the first time IM DEAD)

[chainlxnk]

STOP OKAY THW TUPOES ARW A PART OF THW COMEDY DONT THINK JIST TYPE LWAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!

[crippling-pages]

IM DEAD IT GOT WORSE LMAO you type like Keefe would tbh HWKRBAKAHAHAVAJAH

[wolf-john-wolf]

Pinterest comments are the bane of my existence (especially for kotlc)

I have compiled a list instead of studying like i was supposed to be doing

(shannon has infact barely ever said it)

(and this was the fucking fanart btw)

(under a fitz x dex post)

[chainlxnk]

once again im thinking about the chatfics i used to write and their insane lore bro

mrs. stinkbottom and ella got married

obv kam was like a big main thing bc i never get over anything ever and they were larping being enemies the whole time while saying stupid romantically charged shit in between i found that so funny

switched up sophies pronouns now and then because she'd like gender fuckery

sophie keefe tam and dex had a separate group chat with just them as their rolls in escaping an escape room someone locked them all in for the love of the game??? i don't even remember why i came up with that

the four of THEM↑ ALSO WERE PASSING NOTES IN CLASS about keefe dating the boogie man on Minecraft then keefe started role playing getting stabbed by tam and dying then sophie roleplayed stabbing him and he blocked it and stabbed dex who was INNOCENT (maybe idk i think that was the order)

keefe random started proposing to dex over some cinnacreme (lore accurate) and i QIOTE "Cinnacreme starting to taste like kissing boys aint so bad"

ALSO TAM WAS AN ARMY AAHAHHAA YOONGI BIASED

AMY TOO

[crippling-pages]

I wrote sooo many chatfics and I loved reading them 😭 I would’ve ate this up

you NEED to share this now

[chainlxnk]

DUDE OKAY THERE WERE TWO(2)!!! FICS IN THE FIRST ONE THWY TALKED ABT BTS BUT I HATED THE FIRAT ONE AND I TOOK IT DOWN BUT ILL SEE IF I CAN EDIT IT JUST FOR U DAWG😭😭😭

[crippling-pages]

IM DEAD LMAO FIRST FICS ARE SO CRINGE FR AND NAH BRO IF YOU EDIT THAT ITS GONNA BE SOOO FUNNY IM CRINE,, NO PRESSURE OFC BUT THAT SOO FUNNY

ALSO I HOPE YOURE BETTER AT EDITING THAN TYPING CUZ WTH IS “FIRAT”😭😭 (it’s even funnier cuz you spelled it right the first time IM DEAD)

[moonlarkingjay]

Fitz had every right to be salty coz imagine both of ur exs said "screw it" and started dating each other.

[chainlxnk]

once again im thinking about the chatfics i used to write and their insane lore bro

mrs. stinkbottom and ella got married

obv kam was like a big main thing bc i never get over anything ever and they were larping being enemies the whole time while saying stupid romantically charged shit in between i found that so funny

switched up sophies pronouns now and then because she'd like gender fuckery

sophie keefe tam and dex had a separate group chat with just them as their rolls in escaping an escape room someone locked them all in for the love of the game??? i don't even remember why i came up with that

the four of THEM↑ ALSO WERE PASSING NOTES IN CLASS about keefe dating the boogie man on Minecraft then keefe started role playing getting stabbed by tam and dying then sophie roleplayed stabbing him and he blocked it and stabbed dex who was INNOCENT (maybe idk i think that was the order)

keefe random started proposing to dex over some cinnacreme (lore accurate) and i QIOTE "Cinnacreme starting to taste like kissing boys aint so bad"

ALSO TAM WAS AN ARMY AAHAHHAA YOONGI BIASED

AMY TOO

[crippling-pages]

I wrote sooo many chatfics and I loved reading them 😭 I would’ve ate this up

you NEED to share this now

[bookwyrminspiration]

the only reason keefe's safe code in unraveled was 2468 was because he didn't know sophie's birthday

[crippling-pages]

idea but tam with a buzz cut, especially after the neverseen, where his hair is longer and grown out more.

idk if he’d look good in it.maybe he’d pull his hair back instead

[in-every-reality]

I’ll hear you out on this…

idk I feel like he’d keep his hair grown out (esp with the silver tips having significance) but I can see him pulling off a buzz in like a Hyunjin (skz) way

[crippling-pages]

WAIT I LOVE IT YES silver designs would be so cool oml also imagine tam in hyunjin’s neon green buzz cut hair lmao

and ofc the buzz would most likely be a onetime thing and then when he can die it again (because it’s his thing yk) he grows it out and sh

also mullet tam