This Is Not Sparta!

He/Him ~ ♏~ Irish ~ Gaymer ~ INFJ ~ GAD Enthusiast ~ Powerlifting Padawan. I'm only here to look at funny stuff...a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶r̶n̶

[myownprivate]

Just because you could be doing more doesn't mean you're not doing enough.

[whitepeopletwitter]

Daily grind

[tomhoppusdelonge]

“If they wanted too, they would” wrong. I have executive dysfunction. go fuck yourself

[tomhoppusdelonge]

“If they’re not showing you effort, they’re not interested” bro I can barely show interest in my own hobbies. get down off your pedestal a moment

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[calellon]

whatever jiggles your tit man

[pjharvey]

our age of blogs is collapsing

[whitepeopletwitter]

Seeking creatures

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[appendingfic]

"Society needs to extract all wealth from the next generation and then expect them to create enough replacement workers so they can do the same thing-"

you're describing a pyramid scheme

[depsidase]

[pegasib]

Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

[nickle-a-la-fae]

I just want to be naked and not have a care in the world

[spiral-suggestions]

"I wouldn't want to bother anyone," I say as the thing inside of me eats me alive.

[thememedaddy]

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[lamignonette]

[drhorsekiller]

[goth-queen]