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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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(In which my muse is a piece of shit to everyone)
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
What The Fuck, i’m a writer i may not be a good one, but i don’t want my ideas to me taken and profited with out my knowlage
wtffffffffff
Nuuu! Leave my poems alone >.<
YOU COME ANYWHERE NEAR MY FUCKING LOKI ACCOUNT AND I WILL RIP YOUR GODDAMN HEADS OFF.
GUYS THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT!
Like the blogger who said they were a writer, a roleplayer and writer like me does not want their characters, their universe, their creations to be sold without consent from us. Please, please, please help us fight this change.
"Really? As I said, I wouldnt mind another set of eyes giving me a look over." VT said and motioned towards his leg. "Give me a second opinion, boss?"
[ Der Arzt gave VT a subtle nod before putting on his glasses and shifting to sit on the floor so he could give the other’s leg a close inspection. He diligently rolled up the other’s trousers to expose the technology. ] I do find the craftsmanship that went into this to be rather spectacular.. these are Cyberia parts, aren’t they?
[ He drew his screwdriver from his jacket pocket, changed the setting, and began to scan. When a particular piece of data grabbed his attention, he leaned closer to VT’s leg and gently ran his fingers along the metal. ] I seeee~.
[ He pressed the tip of his tongue to his top row of teeth. ]
Mmm. I love how infamously adaptable that race is.
There’s no doubt I can fix you up, dear. Could even go beyond that.. I assume since your eye is completely cybernetic, Cyberia is now compatible with your braaain— sooo, I can fix that unbent joint issue, and— oh, the things I could do to you, boy, you’ll forget that you weren’t born with this leg.
VT pursed his lips slightly as the other examined him. He listened to der Arzt talk and he slowly nodded in response. "Yeah. It's in there. I wouldnt mind you tweaking about in my brain." He grinned, a bit cheekily. "I'm all yours boss. If it makes me a better tool, I will take the pain. I'm sure its nothing I can't handle."
Remus Lupin’s father was named Lyall Lupin.
Lyall means wolf.
Remus Lupin is literally Werewolf McWerewolf II.
he is moon moon.
he is moon moon.
Coloring Challenge — #3:
Create a color porn coloring. coloring color porny enough for you.
if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation.
Truth.
In which plans are as schemed-Der Arzt
"Ruling multiple universes, hmm? My friend, you are really speaking my language. Domination of any kind has never really been my thing. But it certainly sounds like fun." He chuckled. “Yes. You may count me in, von Arzt. Now, what part would you have me play in this, hmm?"
"Devil’s the name, destruction’s the game. With domination, there’s destruction. Most would ask a partner to become the right-hand man, yes? I think not. We rule as equals. Complete equals. Neither of us will be superior to the other. Every important decision, we make together, or not at all."
He did a small bow and a mock salute, grinning. "Of course. Equals in this. I like that. We'll rule these universes together." He chuckled. "Count me in, partner." He said, though saying the term partner with an air of mischeviousness.
Imagine your OTP having sex while watching a movie. Person A is constantly making it a struggle for Person B, teasing them and reminding them to pay attention to the movie while all Person B is consumed in the pleasure that Person A is giving to them.
In which plans are as schemed-Der Arzt
"is that so?"He said, leaning up against a nearby bit of railing. “I was aware of my ability to go…"He brought up his hands and made quotation marks. “God." He stated. “But it would take centuries to fully understand and develop."He frowned. “But, yes…a second generation could definitely be able to tap into those abilities earlier and easier. And that power could…prove useful to a man such as yourself’s goals."
"A partnership then?"He mused. “Very well, then. Count me in for the moment. If but I want to see how you do it."
"Oh, I expected you to be all giddy and excited. How tasteless, your attitude. I’m not just talking about petty universal domination, I’m talking about multiple universes," he leaned forward slightly, as if that’d some how make what he said more appealing.
"Ruling multiple universes, hmm? My friend, you are really speaking my language. Domination of any kind has never really been my thing. But it certainly sounds like fun." He chuckled. "Yes. You may count me in, von Arzt. Now, what part would you have me play in this, hmm?"
don’t be alone Doctor
In which plans are as schemed-Der Arzt
"I did knock. You just didn’t hear me."He said,resting his hands inside of the coat pockets and sniffed. “I got your message, von Arzt. What can I help you with, eh?"He asked, shifting to move and scratch behind his ear. “I’m hoping it’s worth my time. Though, judging by what I know, you’re not the type to take such matters lightly, so…what can I do you for, hm?"
Der Arzt straightened his tie and side-stepped over to the console monitor. “Well, you certainly don’t waste time, do you? I’ve made a few little connections here and there, done some research, after meeting you. Never have I been more intrigued by any being." He beamed at VT before looking down at the monitor. “So, from what I’ve gathered, two of your kind have mated, and are now.. expecting. According to my darling calculations, if you alone are capable of eating planets, this child could— OH, it just gives me chills thinking about what he could do. Even now, he’s sucking the very life from his daddy dear. Imagine that."
"I thought, perhaps, you might be interested in a partnership? Long-term, of course. I’m a very powerful man, you’re an even MORE powerful man, and that child is beyond anything we could ever imagine. Use that big, clever head of yours and tell me what we could do."
"is that so?"He said, leaning up against a nearby bit of railing. "I was aware of my ability to go..."He brought up his hands and made quotation marks. "God." He stated. "But it would take centuries to fully understand and develop."He frowned. "But, yes...a second generation could definitely be able to tap into those abilities earlier and easier. And that power could...prove useful to a man such as yourself's goals."
"A partnership then?"He mused. "Very well, then. Count me in for the moment. If but I want to see how you do it."