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communist-hatsunemiku

widvnhak

deyeatix

Bouncer Rumi!

Quick sketch! I will probably color it later!

frontmansdefender

RIP to the legend

silvermoon424

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

undrinkablesmoothie

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury Wow.

fluentisonus

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

ghost-cassette

and then they never call you back

parisiangiraffe

Thank god, we’re besties

undrinkablesmoothie

Omg. 😂♥️

one-time-i-dreamt

Tumblr brought back the separate reblogs update and I was so pissed I woke up

one-time-i-dreamt

Do y’all remember when we could edit and change other people’s reblogs

englishmagic

I exclusively used it to fix other people’s typos and grammar mistakes

one-time-i-dreamt

Oh I was just evil and created chaos

valtsv

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

butt-berry

Did someone undercook their Torchic

cd-illustration

Mega Dragonite For Pokemon Day! Wish I had time to draw the new starters but alas... midterms.

blueharuka

Cute lil' Yamper I made as a test for a speedpaint video!!

I made the sketch for this sometime mid last year when I first thought about maybe eventually becoming an art youtuber, so it's extremely satisfying to have finally put it to use for the intended purpose!

Check out the speedpaint vid here!

Hope you guys like it, I had fun and am eager to make more someday!

littlemissstel

Age verification has never been and never will be for "the safety of children." It is to collect personal data, that could be used in nefarious ways, and mass surveil.

Please research and resist your countries bills to pass similar legislation. This isn't fear mongering but if you take a look at what is happening in the world right now-- with AI, palantir, and ICE databases, you'll understand why this is a terrible idea.

big-cheesy-productions

Did someone say ~ball~?

Our Pathfinder party is going to a ball and I'll be honest, I don't remember the story reason why. Some heist or something. I just heard "pretty ball outfits" and blacked out until I made this.

Jhara is my Pathfinder PC. She and her outfit are heavily influenced by afro-latina culture. A classic layered big ballgown didn't feel right to her character. Simple, flowy, and elegant felt much more right.

Her goal is to distract so no one notices the heist going on under their noses. She'll be taking stage sips of that wine all night as she plays the femme fatale character. Emphasis on the "fatale" part.

Enjoy!