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[chikyo-chagi]

Chris paints leather jackets as a hobby. (He paints requests for Claire too!) He paints captain Wesker's work jacket without asking and leaves it in Cap'n's locker. Wesker doesn't notice Chris's gift for him until he takes it off after work later.

[crispy-lizard]

Chrisker Week 2026 Fic: Evulsion Day 7: Free Day Summary: It has been 10 years since Wesker dropped in lava. The volcano happens to have become inactive and cooled over. Chris becomes determined to excavate it and find out the truth. Is Wesker really dead?

I actually started writing this right after finishing a RE5 playthrough, way before chrisker week started, but my goal is to fill every day (even if it's out of order lol) so why not post this for free day!

Thank you @tempural for drawing out the birthday scene in chapter 7, the giddiness it makes me feel to see it illustrated in comic form... kyaaaa

[chrisker-week]

Chrisker Week 2026 Prompts

June 1 — June 7

Here are the prompts for this year's Chrisker Week! The event will run from June 1 – June 7, but as always, late submissions will always still be accepted!

Art, Fanfiction, video edits, etc. are all acceptable forms of entry. In other words, there is no wrong way to engage with this event as all art forms are not only welcomed but also encouraged!!

All prompts are up for interpretation, so feel free to use it how you envision. If you find yourself struggling with these prompts, below you will find some extra prompts that you are more than welcome to use for any day

❗ Remember to tag #Chriskerweek2026 OR @ Us on your submission so that we can see it and reblog it ❗

As mentioned, if you find yourself struggling or not liking the prompts, here are some alternatives that you can use instead for any day of your choice

[crispy-lizard]

crazy collection of words i was looking up synonyms for lol

[crispy-lizard]

Chrisker Week 2026 Fic: Bear Caves and Foxholes Day 1: Military Chris is an airforce pilot, Wesker is a biochemist officer. Chris takes Wesker into the remote mountains to research some herbs. They spend 3 days together camping, and Chris starts to find Lieutenant Wesker progressively disarming...

[crispy-lizard]

this line is very important to me

[chikyo-chagi]

are you pointing to his eyebags or his cheekbones cuz either way miniontongue.gif

[crispy-lizard]

eyebags baybeeee leeets goooo lets gooooo ayayayayayaya itachi cosplay

[tempural]

@chrisker-week Day 3: Love Language.

STARS era. Wesker's love language is gift giving, of course. Like the ammo and health he leaves for Chris around the mansion. And he likes recieving acts of service.

Based on a story by @crispy-lizard, that he will release on day 7 of Chrisker Week :P. How much of Captain Wesker was real? And can YOU name those STARS members?

Answers below:

Love these Sleve McDichael names.

I think everything Wesker did as a "good" captain was genuine. Much like his unironic appraisal of Chris as his best man, or Jill as a smart girl. He wants to get the job done, and he never half-asses anything. Including acting as a "good" cop.

But Wesker can discard relationships very easily. He's not attached to humans. "Goodbye, old friend," he said to Excella... He can genuinely enjoy the company of others for the 7 minutes they're together, and then get bored of them immediately and toss 'em. He doesn't feel bad for anything. Every day is a human performance for him, and other people are just NPCs in his script. Though he may have some favorite characters to play with, in the end he can enter the "killall" console command and just restart the game.

[crispy-lizard]

this line is very important to me

[tempural]

@chrisker-week #2 - Mind Control

You already knew this was going to be a P30 situation.

Canon divergence. Lost In Nightmares scenario, Chris is the one who pushes Wesker out of the window to save Jill.

Good ol' Wesker would rather take advantage of Chris's unconscious body FOR EXPERIMENTS. There's no fun in killing an old friend outright. And now Chris is being pumped full of “T”-Virus from the bug drilled into his ribcage, and his hair is turning white… perhaps this is where the maniacal seme Zebra Chris I see in fanart comes from :P I also think Jill and Sheva would have a wild and yuriful adventure looking for Chris!

While Jill retained her slim figure (because Capcom devs like skinny women…), I believe the scientist in Wesker enjoys seeing muscle anatomy on masculine figures. He gazes lovingly at his Tyrant and whispers “It's beautiful…”. That dude's a Dr. Frank-N-Furter trying to get Rocky to put on the gold speedo. So Chris is getting an extra dose of “T”-Virus compared to Jill, and slowly growing to Tyrant size. As such, Chris's battle suit has short sleeves to show off the assets that Wesker enjoys on him.

I imagine the 7 minute Chris/Wesker boss fight would have Chris grabbing Wesker like King Kong, and jumping on and off the banisters. Can you imagine a 300 lb P30 gorilla Chris running on all fours?! Scary.

There's something in me that prefers the black and white versions of this piece. But I wanted to have it colored to show off Chris's hair, eye, and battle suit color. Wesker was nice enough to make the green battle suit Chris's favorite color at least! He did that much for Jill's blue battle suit...

[tempural]

@chrisker-week, day 1: Royalty!

I chose Tang Dynasty royalty as a setting, inspired by my good friend Lasquito who has been playing Road to Empress and watching Nezha movies with us. I've also been reading a bit about eunuchs in Chinese history 😁 so I'm going to yap under the cut cuz I thought about this quite a bit.

This is a "no zombies" AU, where instead of Chris and Wesker working for STARS (which was funded by Umbrella), Chris and Wesker are working under Emperor Spencer. Something really interesting about both of them always working for the "bad guy", but Chris is trying really hard to uphold law and order within this system, while Wesker is trying his dang hardest to break out of the system and he doesn't care who he hurts. 😜

Chris is Wesker's guard in the palace. Wesker does little teasing things to Chris, like glaring with an angry furrowed brow at him. Or standing 10 ft away from Chris and breathing oxygen. Or kicking peeping Chris out to undress with the door open. That drives Chris wild! Especially when Chris finds out Wesker's a eunuch. That's so interesting to Chris! So Chris ends up making very bad decisions to make his liege smile. Which ends up with Chris accidentally helping Wesker's plot to murk the emperor for kidnapping and castrating him. Woops!

I really like this AU as one-sided attraction, from Chris to Wesker. Wesker might have some feelings resembling fondness for his little piggy Chris, but he's gotta do what he's gotta do (murk the emperor), even if it breaks the little piggy's brain and heart to implicate him in a coup. Join me, Chris 💖 even if you'll never get to hit. 💖

Chris's outfit and occupation is based off of Ling Xiao from Road to Empress. And Wesker's outfits and occupations are based off Chen Xin and Consort Wei of Preciousness. Wesker wears pure white like the trapped, castrated silkworm he is.

Mirrored on my blog...