I-DON'T-LIKE-CRISPY-NIPPLES

But I do like tumblr. 27|Alex

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[skweebs]

Made this guy from my favorite Gerard Donelan comic

[anxietyproblem]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[sin-ophelia]

Fangirls Through the Ages by Lid Thom

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[important-animal-images]

[moniquill]

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[damazcuz]

The instinct when seeing some shit to say "who the hell put this on my dash" and then scrolling up to see beloved mutual's name and icon. And looking the other way peacefully.

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

[spidersinmysoup]

Oculistas hate to see me and my thick glasses with skinny frames coming

"aay pero se va a notar del costado" so what? stop praying on my downfall maybe

[origami-dragons]

eyyyy twins

and this is with the glass shaved down so its not so bulky

[prontaentrega]

amigo no es nada eso

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[fjordfolk]

i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

[fjordfolk]

and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was

a lil muddy, mostly

[rabbithaver]

[important-cat-pics]

[dogpuppy]