pumpkin spice himbo

Kai - they/he/any - 20s (pattern for axolotl in the header is by @SkeinSpider)

[xrd]

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

[xrd]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

we smoking horse bacteria

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[infectiouspiss]

i was like "oh i've got a headache i'll take painkillers and go to sleep" and then i started sticking things up my butt instead

[bioniclechicken]

My stupid contribution to Petra Parker

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

I call him Amtrak cause he rails me every night and he’s poorly funded by the United States government

[oneheadtoanother]

[yamino]

😭😭😭🌬🌬🌬

[starsapphire]

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

[starsapphire]

batman: throw your homosexual phytoaphrodisiac pollen wherever you like, pamela. it won't get past my rebreather. i've made sure of it. i learned my lesson the last time.

fujo poison ivy: how was it...

[dubiousdisco]

[vee-dmsr]

[kyodelika]

yep

[jaigeye]

If you turned Yoda inside out like a sock he would look the same

[prawnlegs]

I'm always seeing this sentiment of "I have got to make my art weirder" or people begging for weirder art but here's the thing, Weird is not a brand. You cannot rack your brains trying to figure out the "Weird" formula. You don't get weird art by artificially forcing whatever you think is "weird." You get weird art (and I think "weird" is sometimes people groping for a way of saying non-corporatized) by figuring out what you like, deep down, even (especially) if you think it's embarrassing and wallowing in it like a pig

[abalidoth]

Fun little math trick I find really helpful: the ratio of a mile to a kilometer is within 1% of the Golden Ratio. That means that if you have a good memory for Fibonacci numbers (1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89) you can convert pretty accurately by taking consecutive Fibonacci numbers.

For example, 89 kilometers is really close to 55 miles (55.3). Or, say you need to convert 26 miles to kilometers: 26 can be written as 21 plus 5, so taking the next Fibonacci number up gives 34 and 8, meaning it should be around 42 kilometers. Sure enough, it's 41.8 km!

[tamberoo]

i need several moments, math like this scares me

[abalidoth]

Not gonna lie, as much as I want to be helpful and comprehensible, I am very proud of provoking that reaction image.

[wild-west-wind]

THIS WAS LIFE-CHANGING INFORMATION FOR ME! I USE THIS TRUCK ALMOST DAILY WHEN TALKING TO INTERNATIONAL PARK VISITORS ABOUT HIKES AND DRIVING DIRECTION. LITERALLY HUGE FOR ME.

[madeleineengland]

They are even better 🌒

[rudinn]