[marvelstudiosmovies]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me getting pulled over in the city: what seems to be the problem officer

cop: one of your tail lights was blinking

me: you mean my turn signal?

cop: what the fuck is that

[vampirezigzagoon]

When you're an adult and you see advertisements for new episodes of "SpongeBob" and "The Fairly Odd Parents"

[beben-eleben]

A Summary of Marvel Movies

[soloquiero-jugar]

[gayliencontact]

Was that last one really necessary

[tenoko1]

It really was.

[fymodernfamily]

[oldgods9]

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

[someone-like-robsten]

I’m sorry but for me Grant Gustin is Barry Allen... and that is that.

[gomjabbar]

h-he’s just wearing glasses

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

F U L L  G E E K

[sunfortune]

[thebluthcompany]

[rhv]

[toastbutteregg]

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

[burningflamesparadise]

[crissisourhero]

*in principals office*

principal: Have a seat.

me: thank you *picks up chair and leaves*

[unclefather]

Taco Bell drive thru: hi how may I help you me in my head: don’t say something stupid me: knuckles the enchilada

[chriservans]

[soldieronbarnes]

Chris Evans + “nailed it”

[kieu-silly-world]

when you’re sad but you know your parents will yell at you if you show any negative emotions

[tvandfilm]