( 001 ). hi, i’m alex🔪, 30+, she/her.
( 002 ). welcome to #criticalfai1ure : a semi-selective and slow roleplay blog for a multitude of characters, many of whom you've seen me write elsewhere on this hellsite.
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( 005 ). like i said above, i am slow. this is with ic responses and many times with ooc too. i do my best but i'm a mom with a full-time job and i appreciate your patience more than you know.
( 006 ). blogroll : @negatwin ( dispatch oc sideblog ), @wallyclarkmemorial ( school spirits sideblog ), @thetragedies ( school spirits multi sideblog ), @hllvtka ( dispatch sideblog ), @pizzatheif, @mirafirstmate, @sniperwithasmoke, @madcaptainsilvo.
( 007 ). most active muses in my brain : hugo ; august ; max ; basher.
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MUSE LIST : ( updated 05.17.26 )
BULLET TRAIN
tangerine - arthur h. seville junior. formerly TANGERINESOUR
DEPT. Q
d.c.i. carl morck. ( testing )
DISPATCH
robert “robbie” robertson ii. ( testing )
robert robertson iii. ( testing )
negastatic - electromagnetic manipulation, one half of the magnatwins, good guy turned bad guy turned good again. found at NEGATWIN
hellvetika found at HLLVTKA
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS
edgin darvis. ( d&d : honor among thieves ) - human bard. chaotic good.
hmm. reflecting on the lack of friends i’ve given to sylvester. but also sly having the alex🔪 appointed best friend in archie, until self-sabotaging the relationship by Avoiding the unopened file and stifling his guilt at letting archie down by pulling away.
characters who are so inauthentic. characters who only show what they want other people to see of them. characters who simply must have control over every part of themselves. do you even get it
characters who are inauthentic even to themselves. characters who cannot allow the mask to slip. characters who struggle to have an identity past what they project out to the world.
sly was in little league from 6 to 13, he didn't like playing sports enough to try out for the baseball team in high school. he usually played right field, but he could fill in as catcher if needed.
he would steal cigarettes from his dad when he started hanging around vivian & sons with more regularity. he hated pretty much everything about smoking but he figured it was something all detectives did and he didn't want to be the odd man out. he doesn't smoke anymore.
sly figured out the schtick about santa / the easter bunny / etc early on, the only one he mostly believed in the longest was the tooth fairy. he'd only get fifty cents, but fifty cents could get you a sour apple blowpop from the candy store, and that was plenty.
archie used to invite sly to poker nights. he wouldn't always go, and when he did, he was sure to get ragged on for being a p.i., but he liked spending time with people other than his dad or clients. he misses that normalcy.
to absolutely no one's surprise, sly's favorite genre of media is detective novels/mysteries. his favorite iteration of sherlock holmes is the great mouse detective. his favorite agatha christie story is and then there were none.
