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mynock art courtesy of @liopleurodean

[willowcrowned]

the crucial difference between edward elric and roy mustang is that edward elric is a terrible coworker because he’s a teenager and roy mustang is a terrible coworker because he just straight up sucks

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[phantomrose96]

"Lifting is about strength." Wrong. Lifting is about 4th grade math.

[phantomrose96]

To lift 200lb you must first consider the standard issue bar weighs 45lb. The plate denominations on hand are 45lb, 25lb, 10lb, 5lb, and 2.5lb. The two sides of the bar must be completely balanced and with the bar add up to 200lb. Someone moved the 2.5lb plates. Where did they go. Solve for n.

[phantomrose96]

You’re right!!!

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

WAIT IT’S MONDAY I CAN FINALLY DO THIS

[javert]

i think we should stop having "kink at pride" discourse and START having "kink at the 4th of july" discourse. for no reason other than that it would be very funny

[stitchposts]

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

[stitchposts]

It's very cute how everyone tagging their niche fandoms here and/or expressing their love for my art. I will remember this when I post the specific completed work that inspired this post that I am finishing up and it becomes your problem instead of mine.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

[im-mender]

is it normal for social battery to look like this

[fenmere]

hi friend pelican mouth good for bloated social battery. put bloated social battery in pelican mouth for naps...

[youmynock]

ooh ooh who wants to form a friend group where we wire our overloaded social batteries together and make a grenade

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[gremlinangel2]

i need to bother everyone i love . right now yes

[softichill]

I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[ravioliet]

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

“We only came close to dying six or seven times, which I thought was pretty good.”

— Wedge Antilles

[pesti-devota-futurae]

lacuna mutata

[... ] a wonderful phrase

lacuna mutata

aint no [... ] craze

it means textual emendations

for the rest of your days

it's a source [...] free

ambiguity

lac[... ]

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[gumy-shark]

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

[gumy-shark]

jasper you don’t get to get away with this that easily.

new ask game: what’s the character archetype that makes you go “of course you would say that” when i post about it?

[youmynock]