hey kid...wanna buy some horses.

It was a joke…a little fandom…a little fun…and now I’m running a horse blog...how did this happen to me.

[jeffgerstmann]

horse

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Babe, you just reblogged that last one (accidentally?) to the Homestuck side blog

Hoohoohooo

[criticalhorseadjustment]

Homestuck is bad yall

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[criticalhorseadjustment]

A word of advice

Women don’t only date “assholes” Women date interesting guys. you’re nice….but so is wheat bread. Do you have hobbies beyond “nerd culture”. Can you cook…can you tell a funny joke…sure you’re “nice” but so is every other douchebag out there lamenting their lonely existence. Nice is icing but you lack cake.

[soaringpoop-jpeg]

Sounds more like a preference rather than objective thing. People settle for whatever they can get when someone hasn’t been found to meet their standards, criteria, or preferences. That being said, cooking is not interesting. If you can cook, congratulations you know a basic human skill that nearly everyone can do for themself and if they can’t, they can always learn and if they are too stubborn to learn they can always waste money to eat at restraunts and such. Jokes are also basic. Everyone has different senses of humor so what’s funny to you might not be funny to them and vice versa, just like I have a very demented and dark sense of humor about some serious issues or just general things that could have dark twists in them, that doesn’t mean my friend has the same sense of humor i do. We can generally like jokes and funny phrases together but at some point or humor splits off into similar but different directions or just completely different directions. And a hobby hardly counts as interesting unless it’s something artistic like Acting, Art, Music, Close-Up Magic etc. If it’s something like model plane/train/car/boat building, gaming, coding (reaults on this may very), playing some form of card game or just cards in general that’d be concieved as boring to some people and exciting to others. It’s all in the eye of the beholder.

[criticalhorseadjustment]

[artist-marc]

Long Yellow Horse, 1913, Franz Marc

Size: 60.01x80.01 cm Medium: oil on canvas

[artist-dechirico]

A horse, 1949, Giorgio de Chirico

Medium: pencil, paper

[guggenheim-art]

In the Vanilla Grove, Man and Horse by Paul Gauguin, 1891, Guggenheim Museum

Size: 73x92 cm Medium: Oil on burlap

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York Thannhauser Collection, Gift, Justin K. Thannhauser, 1978

https://www.guggenheim.org/artwork/1413

[guggenheim-art]

Horse and Hedgehog by Franz Marc, 1913, Guggenheim Museum

Size: 15.9x21.9 cm Medium: Woodcut

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection

https://www.guggenheim.org/artwork/2779

[guggenheim-art]

Dreaming Horse by Franz Marc, 1913, Guggenheim Museum

Size: 39.6x46.8 cm Medium: Watercolor, gouache, ink, and graphite on paper

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York Solomon R. Guggenheim Founding Collection

https://www.guggenheim.org/artwork/2772

[artist-marc]

The Birth of the Horse, 1913, Franz Marc

Size: 14.5x21.5 cm Medium: engraving

[criticalhorseadjustment]

happy valentines day!

Same to you Horsefan.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Lark, issue no. 5, Gelett Burgess and Bruce Porter, 1895

[puppytiny]

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this is terrifying

[androdjinni]

All horses are the prepared vessels of an angry god.

[the-conquest-of-shred]

@cmder

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

The anger of gods, 1960, Rene Magritte

Size: 50x61 cm Medium: oil, canvas

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Bitchin

[truedeviance]

The Eastern Field - page 1 by ~Swequine

[zsnes]

im about to have a fucking panic attack this is possibly the greatest image of all time

[teuer]

“hold your horses”