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she/her | 25

[bobbole]

Daniele Castellano

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[animentality]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

CURATEDTUMBLR-POISONED PRINCESSGIRL: it's actually punk to be of noble blood

INDIE DEVELOPER: check out my new game that takes place in a dimly lit megastructure. the title is one word and the graphics are black and white (except for blood) and look like tv static

POISONOUS MIASMA: *encroaches*

[handsmotif]

[haaarpb]

[kittydealer]

u/mikuderri

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[nextlevelsmp3]

[dailyfoodlovers]

Today I jerked it to the most beautiful thing in the world. A bouquet of 100 red roses

[perkwunos]

The Johnny Appleseed they don’t want you to know about

[bigfuckingcrab]

[antigoneprogone]

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

[gomjabbar]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Partner and I were playing scribbl.io with some friends and I got the prompt "minion" and I drew this

And everyone guessed it except my partner, and I kept adding more stuff to it, growing desperate as the timing ran out, and the whole time my partner was like "What is that. I've never fucking seen that. Is that some kind of cereal mascot" and I was getting sooo heated I was like starting to yell irl WHAT DO YOU MEEEAN WHAT IS THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS, DON'T PLAY WITH M-- you're ragebaiting me right now, you MUST be.

I kept adding more shit to it until it eventually looked like:

And finally the timer ran out and the answer was revealed and my partner was like "Ohhh the height seemed a little off" and I swear to you my vision blacked out for a second

[parkchanwoohoo]

I love my partner more than anything but for the remaining like half hour we played every single time they guessed anything right I'd be like "OH? THE HEIGHT WAS CORRECT? WAS IT CORRECT THIS TIME?" and when they guessed wrong I'd be like "AH, I SEE THE HEIGHT WAS INCORRECT. THAT WAS THE PROBLEM. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE FIXED THE HEIGHT" and they'd be like "You are SO angry"

[bruzum]

[tatzelwurming]

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger