So. The last time I posted in this blog was to say that it had reached 200 followers. HUH.
It’s now at 400 something. It actually has been for a while now, but activity stopped on this blog, and 2016 was...well, it was 2016, and it got 2016-er and 2016-er as 2016 progressed. BUT now that we’re in a new year, I’ve had an idea for bringing this baby back to life.
I’m officially starting my as-yet untitled One Scene per Week project, which is pretty self-explanatory. This ENTIRE 2017, my goal is to get at least ONE scene from any Critical Role episode posted here on the blog each week. I originally intended to do one scene per DAY, but considering how long it actually takes me to transcribe and write out one scene, and considering what my work schedule looks like on a regular day, that’s not feasible. The only rules I’m putting on this so far is that a week is considered Sunday to Saturday, and I can’t do two scenes from the same episode within two weeks of each other.
Anyone still on this blog is, of course, welcome to do the thing as well! The goal is to get one scene written per week, so all the editing stuff doesn’t have to happen in the same week, but as long as you’re able to get something out in a week, then it counts!
That’s about it for now - just a little “hi hello this blog still exists” post and a 2017 goal. Hope you’re all doing great out there and are excited for a new episode of Talks Machina tomorrow and a new episode of Critical Role on Thursday evening! :D
EVENT LAUNCH: Matt Mercer/NPC Week on Critical Wrote!
Hey Critters!
Welcome to Matt Mercer/NPC Week on Critical Wrote! As we know, our fave show’s illustrious DM will be celebrating his birthday on June 29, which is this Wednesday. To celebrate, this entire week, from June 26 to July 2, we’re having Matt Mercer/NPC week! To participate, all you need to do is submit works of your favorite NPC scene/moment from the show, and it can be literally any NPC that Matt has played on the show - from Greyspine, to Clarota, from Gilmore to the Briarwoods, from Victor the Powder Merchant to Tyriok the mapmaker, from Kaylie to Wilhand...There are TONS of NPCs and moments to go with, so you’re definitely not going to run out of ideas.
If you’re going to submit a scene, remember to tag your work as “CritWrote NPC Week” along with the usual tags. Have fun writing, everybody!
I have no real comprehension for social media, but I want to start writing fanfic. How do I even get started?
Hey hey! You’ve come to the somewhat right-ish place for this, despite Critical Wrote being less about actual fanfic and more about novelization of canon happenings in the story/show.
As with any project, fanfics start with an idea, sometimes even a reason. Some people write fanfics because they aren’t happy with the way the story went, or aren’t fans of how a character was developed, or they just want to write their own original characters into the universe of the story they’re writing fanfic for, but also sometimes, you just want to take the characters of your favorite fandom, put them in some off-colour situation, and see how they deal with it, according to how you write them. For example - how would Vox Machina react individually and as a group to discovering a bathhouse on the outskirts of Vasselheim? Start from there - is there something in particular that you would love to see your favorite character react to but never got to because they weren’t shown to have done so in canon? Is your OTP not yet canon but you would love to see them go on a first date already? If you can’t yet come up with an idea of your own, check around to see if anyone has writing prompts for the fandom and/or characters you want to write for.
The next thing to remember is to have fun and go with your own flow. Don’t put pressure on yourself to make your fanfics look or sound like your favorite ones - since they are your favorites, you’ve put them on a pedestal and have thus set them as a standard. Use them as motivation, but not as models. Don’t worry if you don’t think your writing style is any good right away - we all have to start somewhere. I was 13 or 14 when I wrote my first fanfic, so about 15 years ago, at least, and my most recent work is leagues ahead of how I used to write. You’ll develop your own style as you keep writing. Even if you chose to get help from proofreaders or beta-readers to help clean up any errors, your style will always shine through. You can take small things that you like from authors that you favour, but never forget that you are your own writing style.
Once you have something written, of course, you’d like to put your work somewhere where it will be seen. My own personal recommendation is Archive Of Our Own.org, aka AO3. Once you’ve uploaded your work into AO3, you might find it handy to link it to your social media channels like Tumblr or Twitter. Tagging your work makes sure that your posts are seen by the people you know would appreciate at least the fandom that you wrote in.
My last piece of advice - HAVE FUN! Fanfic-writing can be a hobby, a passion, something to pass the time or something to truly hone your writing skills so that you can go on to writing and publishing original works of your own once you’ve gained enough confidence. Whatever fanfic-writing becomes for you, it should always be something FUN. Don’t let negative comments or perennial haters get to you - there will be trolls, but you need not feed them. Write for yourself, write for the ones who enjoy your work, write because you want to!
There are other things about writing fanfic that I haven’t included here, like why tagging warnings and squicks is important, the difference between AUs and crossovers, how to accurately “voice” characters to keep them in-character without sacrificing your idea for the stories, etc. but these are things that are best learnt with experience. So I hope you do start writing, and once you do, I hope you keep writing, and I hope you end up loving it!
Is this verbatim what happens on critical role or is this fiction of fiction?
The dialogue, as well as some descriptions of places/events/people/etc. as given by Matt, are verbatim! It’s like a “novelization” of the show, like those movie tie-in novels. :D
For Twins Week: Do Not Go Far From Me (Episode 40: Desperate Measures)
Writer: @alaskathenerdfightingwholockian
Beta/Editor: Open
Episode: 40, Desperate Measures
Summary: The twins seek each other out after the Conclave’s attack.
Note: I split this scene into several smaller ones. I submitted one recently that was very long, and I promise I did not realize that until I’d already submitted it. I am SO SORRY.
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Vax took his sister’s hand and pulled her aside. He clasped her hand in both of his. “I don’t know what is going to happen in the following hours,” he said. He blinked rapidly and took a breath. “Do not go far from me.” Vex looked down. He pulled her chin back up. “If we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.”
Vex sniffed and looked at him.
"Do not go far from me,“ he said.
She drew a ragged breath. “Do you think this is what…” Tears spilled over her cheeks. “Do you think this is what mother saw before she died?”
Vax pulled her into a hug and buried his face in her shoulder. He fought to keep his own tears out of his voice. “Do not go far from me.”
Vex clutched him tightly. “I won’t,” she said. “I swear.”
Vax wiped his eyes on her cloak before looking up at her again. She pulled him close once more before returning to the child she was bandaging.
Vax pulled an old shirt from his bag and cut it into slings for the people who needed them. He touched Vex’s shoulder before helping the child into one.
A large hand pulled him away. He spun around to see Grog towering over him.
Vax tried to go back to his sister, but Grog held him in place.
"Sorry to break up, um, an awkward moment,“ the goliath said. "Vax, do you have a moment?”
Vex finished helping the boy and came to stand beside her brother.
"What do you need?“ Vax asked.
Grog looked at Vex. "May I speak to you… alone? No offense, Vex.”
Vex shook her head and wiped at the corners of her eyes. “None taken.” She squeezed her brother’s hand and took the remaining slings to distribute.
Grog pulled Vax into an alcove. “You and I may have had some… friction recently,” he said. “And we have our differences, but we’re on the same side.” Vax furrowed his brow. “Percy needs you downstairs. Will you come with me?”
Vax looked behind him at his sister. She was looking in their direction. “What is it? What does he need?”
Grog’s eyes roamed the room full of civilians. “I would tell you, but I don’t want to frighten anyone in this room. It’s about the skull, and I can only bring one. Percy’s request.”
Vax looked at his sister again. “Wait here.” He started to walk toward her.
Grog caught his shoulder. “No, I have to come with you!”
Vax pulled away. “Just wait a second!”
He touched Vex’s arm. She turned to look at him. “I’m going downstairs,” he whispered. “If I am not back here in five minutes, I want you to come down. Do you understand?” He took his sister’s hand again. “And I say that because I need you. You are stronger than me, and I will need you. Tend to the wounded.” He kissed her cheek. “Five minutes.”
Vex nodded and went back to bandaging a young woman, and Vax followed Grog.
At the head of the stairs, Grog stopped and looked around. Vax looked up at him curiously.
"This keep is fuckin’ drafty,“ Grog said, and continued down the stairs.
For Twins Week: I Have a Sister (Episode 32: Against the Tide of Bone)
Writer: @alaskathenerdfightingwholockian
Beta/Editor: Open
Episode: 32, Against the Tide of Bone
Summary: Vax expresses his concern at Percy’s behavior.
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Vax watched his friends nod off by the soft glow of Pike’s astral form. The black smoke swirled slowly around Percival’s body with each breath he drew.
The soft sounds of breathing filling the earthen tunnel grew slower and more regular. The light Pike gave off dimmed and pulsed gently.
Vax reached down and nudged Percy’s shoulder.
Percy groaned and blinked up at Vax. “Hm? What?” The smoke retreated into his shadow.
"Hi,“ Vax said.
Percy rubbed his eyes and pushed himself into a sitting position. “Yes?”
Vax picked at the dirt under his fingernails. “I want you to get some sleep, but I want to talk for a minute.”
Percy took a sip from his waterskin. “I don’t know if I can do both those things, but okay.”
Vax smiled. “That’s okay; we can separate them.” He watched Percy rub off his glasses and place them on the bridge of his nose. The smoke swirled from his sleeves, briefly obscuring his face. “This thing…” Vax began. “This thing…”
Percy scratched his nose, and for a second it seemed almost… beak-like. “Yes?”
Vax narrowed his eyes. “What do you really know about it? How do we know that this thing isn’t whispering in Sylas’s ear? What do you really know about this thing?”
Percy blinked at him. “I don’t know anything about this thing. Except that…” He furrowed his brow and looked down at his hands. “This last time…” He shook his head and looked back up at Vax. “This last time was different than the first time. This last time didn’t…” He squeezed his eyes shut and sighed. He opened them, and Vax could swear in the dim light shadows swirled in Percy’s irises. “This last time, I felt more like me, and less… like I was being drawn somewhere. I wasn’t entirely me, but I was more… It’s hard to describe…” Percy chewed his lip. “I felt like… I had…” He looked at Vax again. His eyes seemed a little clearer. “…contained it a bit. I feel like maybe… maybe I can… keep it under check? I don’t know.”
Vax nodded slowly, watching Percival’s eyes. “I want to tell you something.” He pulled his cloak closer to him. “We’re almost like family now. And I have seen you do a many great things.” His eyes drifted to the unnaturally shifting shadow behind his friend. “And you have earned my trust.” He looked up and stared straight into de Rolo’s eyes. “But if you hurt my sister, if you hurt anyone else in this group inadvertently…” He pulled his Keen Dagger out of its sheath.
Percy nodded. “I would expect no less.”
Vax held his gaze a moment. “Well alright then.” He put his dagger away.
"Vax?“ Percy said.
Vax looked up.
Percy smiled. “I have a sister!” he said. The shadows around him seemed a little less dark. For a moment he looked almost like an excited child.
Vax looked at his own sister curled up with Trinket. He smiled. “It’s pretty cool, isn’t it?”
"I’m…“ Percy bit his lip, but the smile never quite left his face. "I’m hoping.”
Vax nodded. “Well… hold onto that.” He patted Percy’s arm.
"I shall.“
Vax looked over at Grog and grinned. "Can I borrow just a pinch of your black powder?”
Percy grimaced. “No, I’m running really low, no.”
"Just a finger dab?“
"No… Oh, god, yes, yes…” Percy closed his eyes and thrust the tube at Vax.
Vax chuckled as he wet his finger and traced an obscene drawing on the goliath’s forehead.
Percy shook his head and rolled to face away from him.
Vax turned to say something to Keyleth, but found her asleep. He brushed a lock of hair off her cheek and settled against Trinket beside his sister. She shivered in her sleep. Vax tucked her cloak more tightly around her.
The smoke had curled up around Percival’s form again. He tossed in his sleep. He murmured Cassandra’s name and whimpered.
Vax looked up at the Spiritual Guardian. He looked at the symbol of Sarenrae on the black of his hand, glowing slightly in tandem with Pike’s soft breathing. He turned his face against Trinket’s fur, closed his eyes, and drifted off to sleep.
For Twins Week: The Knick Knacks of Kaa (Episode 43: Return to Vasselheim)
Writer: @alaskathenerdfightingwholockian
Beta/Editor: Open
Episode: 43, Return to Vasselheim
Summary: Strapped for cash, Vox Machina & friends engage in some rather intense haggling.
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The party waded through the crowd on the busiest street in Vasselheim. Grog led, with Vex close at his side. Her eyes darted around the crowd, back to Grog frequently. They quite literally couldn’t afford any pickpockets, any slip-ups with the precious little gold they had.
They approached a cart beside a small tent. The man next to it looked to the side. He caught sight of Grog and grinned.
Vex wanted to slap him.
"You!“ he exclaimed. "I remember you! Oh, it’s been quite some time!”
Vex pushed to the front and shoved a finger in the man’s face. “You!”
He looked beyond her to Grog. “Step on over here, sir! I would love nothing more than-”
"You…“ Vex said. She gritted her teeth as she pushed Grog further back. His confused protests went unheeded.
"Yes, can I help you-” the salesman began.
"…sneaky, mother…“ Vex whipped around to face Grog. "Is he the one?”
"Wha-“
"Is he the one that ’haggled’ with you? The one that you traded all our-”
"Yeah, and I got a really great deal!“ Grog said.
"He got a fantastic deal last time!” the man said.
"You are blowing my cover!“ Grog whispered.
"He’s quite a customer!” the man said.
"What are you doing?“ Grog asked.
"I’m sorry, is there a problem?” the salesman asked.
"No, no!“ Grog said. He pushed Vex aside. She shrugged off his arm and stood even with him.
Her lip curled as she looked the merchant over. He seemed to have done annoyingly well since their last "deal”.
"No problem at all,“ Grog said. "You’ll be doing business with me.”
Vex rolled her eyes. She shot a death glare at her brother laughing his ass off.
"Just sit back, love, and watch a pro work,“ Grog told her.
Vax’s laughter redoubled.
"So-” the man said.
"He’s a cart! He’s a stupid cart salesman!“ Vex said. She glared at her brother while he composed himself.
Percy recovered from his own laughing fit and put a hand on her shoulder. "We are going to learn something very valuable right now!”
Vex’s icy glare shifted to him. He dropped his hand.
"Look, I don’t know if you’ve noticed,“ Grog said, "but a lot of these twats below me need ‘healing potions’ or whatever.”
Vex inhaled deeply. She looked at Vax and jerked her head toward Grog.
"Do you have anything like that on you?“ Grog asked.
The salesman clasped his hands together and laughed. "Oh, ho ho! Do I! Do not worry sir! Hold on just a moment!” He disappeared into the tent with a rustle of silks.
Vex looked to Keyleth and gestured roughly at Grog. “Keyleth-” She clenched her fist. “Hold Person or something to shut him up?”
Vax finally came to her aid. “Yeah, it’s funny, but we don’t have that much gold, do we?”
"We don’t have anything!“ Vex said.
Grog looked down at her. "I’ve got sixty-five hundred gold to spend and I mean to spend quite a bit of it.”
Vex groaned. Keyleth bit her lip. Percy bit his hand to stifle laughter.
"Music to my ears!“ rang out from the tent.
Vex and Percy both slapped their faces into their hands.
The salesman brought out a carved wooden box of vials and set it before them. "So! Potions of Healing, you say?” He pulled out a pair of glass tubes and waved them in front of Grog’s face. “Two Superior Healing Potions!” He gestured to a trio on the table. “Three Greater Healing Potions.” He pointed to the rest with a flourish. “And ten regular Potions of Healing, at your disposal should you require them, yes!”
Grog opened his mouth.
Vex slapped her hand over it.
Vax pulled him aside. “Grog,” he said. “What about this: You are reeeallly strong, and really good at killing things, and my left- left?- left nut still has a dent in it. You are really fucking strong! You are the best there is at what you do.”
"And by far a handsome and intelligent salesman!“ the merchant said.
Vax looked over. "Please shut up.”
Vex cracked a smile for what felt like the first time in ages.
Vax turned back to Grog. “My sister is very good at-” He tilted his head. “Do you know what math is?”
Grog blinked at him. “Mathis?”
Vex laughed with the party in spite of herself.
Vax took a breath to steady himself. “Vex'ahlia is very good at, uh…”
"I don’t even want to deal with this shit now!“ Vex said.
Vax put a hand on her shoulder. "She is an excellent shopper,” he said. “I’m telling you- You know how you take things’ skulls and turn them into, like, raspberry jam?”
Grog nodded. “Yeah, like a paste!”
"Yeah,“ Vax said. "That’s what she does with money. And, I’m just saying…” he sighed. “We have our differences, and I know you’re stronger than me, and I’m saying, as strong as you are, that’s as good as she is with shiny.” He clapped Vex on the back.
"And yet she was so abrasive when she arrived!“ the man said.
"I said shut uuup!” Vax hissed.
"Darling,“ Vex said.
"Shiny!” Grog said behind her.
"You’re lucky I don’t…“ Vex looked around her. She saw Trinket lingering behind the group and grinned. "Trinket!” she called.
Vax was still trying to bring Grog around. “If we can keep more shiny, you and I can get drunk!” he whispered.
Trinket lumbered up to Vex’s side. “Have you seen my pet bear?” she asked.
The salesman took a few steps back.
Vex smiled. “He loves potion salesmen!”
"Yeah, I’m not sure if you’re aware of this,“ Grog said.
Vax whispered in his sister’s ear. "I just did it.”
Vex quickly pecked him on the cheek.
"I’m like, the current reigning champion of the Crucible,“ Grog continued. "And with that title comes many things, like people that manage your shinies.” Vex smiled. “I would like to introduce you to my shiny manager, Vex.”
Vex squared her shoulders and gave Trinket a pat on the head.
"Buckle up, my friend,“ Vax said.
The salesman turned his head. "This one? Really?”
Kash blinked and looked at Vax. “Why was he holding your nut?”
They waved him off.
Vex turned back to the matter at hand. “Look, she said. "I’m willing to trade you some very powerful magical items, for some schmeezly little potions that heal people.”
The salesman smiled slimily at her. “How many would you like? What do you want?”
She held his gaze. “I want them all. How much?”
He raised his eyebrows. “All of them?”
Vax crossed his arms at his sister’s side. “Bulk.”
The man chuckled. “Hm! Well then, let me do my math here.” He bent over an abacus, moving beads back and forth. Vex squinted at him. This was rather… showy math.
"That’s a lot of potions,“ Scanlan said. "Do we really need all of them?”
"There’s only two Superiors,“ Vex said.
"By the way, buddy, as you’re adding that up, I’d like to say, tread lightly or I’m gonna tell Vanessa and you’ll have trouble getting anything from the Take ever again,” Kash said.
The man lifted his finger off the abacus and looked up toward Kash. “The… Take? Are you with the Take?”
Vex, Vax, and Keyleth pulled their armor aside to reveal their brands.
"Oh, oh did you not see these? These amazing…“ Vex said.
"That’s right, we get union discounts,” Keyleth said.
"Well…“ the man said. He flicked a couple beads on his abacus. "Yes, there is indeed a discount with the Take…”
Vex reached across her brother to pat Kash on the shoulder. “I like you more and more, Kashaw, every time you speak.”
"Well done, well done,“ Percy said.
"Most people do,” Kash said. “Just ask Keyleth.”
Keyleth started laughing awkwardly loudly. Vex’s eyes narrowed.
"So, with the… with the friendship discount…“ the salesman said. "Um… That would be six thousand, five hundred gold pieces for the lot.”
Vex raised her eyebrows. “I’m sorry, how much?”
"Six thousand, five hundred gold pieces for the lot.“
"Oh, okay…”
"With the discount!“
"Right, with the discount…” Vex muttered.
"That’s so coincidental…“ Scanlan said.
"That’s crazy!” Grog said.
"What if-“ Vex started.
"That’s exactly what Grog offered him!” Scanlan said.
"That’s what I have!“ Grog said.
Vex shook her head. "How about, instead of that, I trade you-”
"Seven thousand!“ Grog said.
Vex barely kept herself from hitting him. She forced a smile. "Thank you, Grog,” she said.
"Stick to the killing!“ Vax whispered.
”-these magical items,“ Vex continued. She reached into her bag and pulled out the handful of knick knacks she’d gathered from who knows where.
Scanlan put a hand up. "Vex. No. You can’t. You can’t possibly trade that. It’s too valuable. What are you doing.”
Vex shook her head dramatically. “Well I know, but, I mean, where else are we going to find a vendor-”
"Those are the Knick Knacks of Kaa!“ Scanlan said.
Vex nodded. "I know! They’re quite valuable, but he said six thousand, six hudred, and nnn! And we know this will cover that!”
"I can’t-“ Scanlan turned to the potion salesman. "Please sir. Please. Don’t take advantage of us by taking these things from us. They’re too valuable. Please, I beg of you.”
"What have you pulled out?“ Percy asked.
"The Knick Knacks of Kaa,” Scanlan said.
"The Knick Knacks of Kaa!“ Percy said. "No, not the Knick Knacks of Kaa!”
Vex sighed to cover a giggle. Vax and Kash were having a stare down while trying to quiet Keyleth.
"Let me see…“ the man said. He reached out toward the objects.
"Now I’m doubting-” Vex pulled the cluster of items closer to her chest. “No, you know what, maybe I shouldn’t trade these.”
Vax nodded emphatically. “Put 'em away. Put 'em away.”
"I don’t understand,“ Grog said. "I thought they were just, like, little nothin’ things…”
Zahra grabbed Grog’s arm and yanked him behind the loose semicircle forming around the merchant. “Grog!” she said. “I have a flask!” She pulled out a small hip flask and handed it to him.
"I knew I liked you!“ Grog said. He took a gulp. "Oh, that’s good!”
"I’ll take some too as well.“ Zahra took a swig.
Vex kept her carefully reluctant eyes trained on the salesman.
"N-no, no no, pu them on the table please!” The man smiled. “Just in casies!”
Scanlan looked back to Grog and Zahra. “Grog… make sure no one is watching.”
As Vex reached forward to put one of the “Knick Knacks of Kaa” on the table, she saw the slightest flick of Keyleth’s wrist. As the small inkwell touched the wood, a puff of air swirled about it. Vex trembled her hand as she removed it.
The merchant’s eyes widened slightly. “Hm…” He pulled out a small eyeglass. “Well, the craftmanship is-” He looked up at Vex. “-decent.”
Vex smiled.
As the man touched the item to rotate it, the table began to shake. Vex saw Zahra staring intently at it.
Percy’s fingers danced at his side.
The salesman’s eyes widened again. He straightened up. “Hm,” he said. “These seem fair enough.” He studied Vex a moment. “I would say, include these in the transaction and I’d be willing to drop the cost by about… five hundred gold pieces? Put it at an even six thousand.”
Vex raised her eyebrows and let out a huff of air. “Darling!” She snatched the inkwell off the table. “Do you have any idea how much these are worth?”
The merchant looked at her. “I do, actually. I’m quite the appraiser. Kind of my business.”
Vex glared at the man. “I know when somebody’s trying to swindle me, darling.”
"Well then, step away! You don’t need my business, obviously.“ The salesman looked over her head at Grog. "Is this how your 'shiny’ manager deals with your shiny?”
Vex’s nostrils flared. “Tell you what,” she said. “Take two thousand off your asking price, and we have a deal.”
The man laughed. “That is ridiculous! No!”
"How’s your family?“ Kash said. Vex looked at him and grinned.
The man’s face contracted. "What does that mean?”
"Just curious how everyone’s doing,“ Kash continued. He conspicuously stretched his scar-covered arm. "Everybody healthy? Happy?”
Grog came up behind Kash. “Yeah, are they well?” he asked. “In one piece?”
Zahra stood beside Grog, her silver eyes betraying no emotion. “Have you seen your wife?”
The three of them loomed over the merchant, Kash’s scars visible, Zahra’s horns turned half toward him, Grog working his muscular shoulders.
The merchant gulped. “Um… They’re fine. Uh… quite fine. Yes.” He looked back at Vex, but his eyes kept darting to the trio at her side. “A thousand gold off the asking price?”
She smirked. “Two thousand gold off the asking price.”
He sputtered. “Th-that’s ridiculous! It’s not even- Please!”
Kash pointed behind him at Grog. “Have you heard him talk about paste?”
The salesman’s mouth opened and closed like a goldfish. “…Thirteen hundred off the asking price. Nothing more! Nothing more!”
Vax stepped around his sister to Grog’s side. He pulled a dagger out of his belt, locked eyes with the merchant, and dragged the knife down Grog’s bicep.
"He has a lip collection,“ Percy said.
The man looked beyond the group, searching for guards on the thoroughfare. "Perhaps, uh…” he said loudly.
"Keep your voice down,“ Grog said. Blood poured down his arm, dripping over Vax’s hand to the cobblestones below.
"I would need-” the man started. He swallowed.
"There’s no magic here, friend,“ Vax said.
Vex stayed her brother’s bloody hand. "Fifteen hundred off the asking price,” she said. “And you have a deal.”
Murmurs and nods of agreement chorused through the party. Vex held the man’s gaze, blood still running over her hand and her brother’s.
The salesman’s eyes lingered on their hands. “Five thousand gold, knick knacks, and, uh… we’re all good? Yes?” He laughed nervously.
"Oh, give the dog a bone,“ Vax said. His eyes were still fixed on the man’s face.
"Yes,” Vex said.
"Alright, here you are…“ the merchant said. "Please, now… It would be wondrous, after we complete this transaction, that we never meet again.”
The man shrank further back from her. “I don’t even know what that means…”
Her brother laughed.
The merchant looked behind them at another customer. “We’re closed!” He held a hand out timidly for the gold.
"Oh, right! Of course, yes! Let me just count up this little…“ Vex reached reluctantly for her purse.
"Kash, Zahra, you should probably contribute,” Scanlan said.
"Should I count that?“ Grog asked Vex.
Vex took a breath and smiled tightly at Grog. "No, that’s alright, dear.” She handed the sum to the salesman. “Five thousand gold.”
"You don’t think I can get to five thousand faster than you can?“ Grog said.
Vex rolled her eyes. "Oh, and here. These… very valuable items.”
"One, three, five thousand.“ Grog demonstrated his astounding math skills for Zahra.
The merchant shoved the potions toward them. "Good day!”
"It’s been a pleasure,“ Kash said.
Vex snickered.
A small tulip appeared in Keyleth’s hand. The merchant took it from her before dropping it in confusion. "Thank you!” she said.
Vex looked at Kash beside her as the salesman ducked into his tent. “We make a pretty good team,” she said.
Grog tapped Vax on the shoulder. “Not that it’s, like- Not for nothin’, but will you take this fuckin’ dagger out of my arm?”
Vax grabbed the dagger and flipped it back into his belt.
Vex reached behind her and sent a surge of healing energy through Grog’s arm.
"You’re a good influence on us,“ Percy was saying to Keyleth, "but we’re a terrible influence on you.”
Keyleth nodded. “That’s true.”
"Vex,“ Scanlan said.
"Yes?"
"He said two Superior.”
Vex looked down at the potions. She slammed her hand on the table. “He did say two Superior! I knew he said two Superior!” She ran into the tent with Scanlan at her heels.
"Actually! Dear!“ she said. "I believe you left one of the potions off the table.”
The salesman looked at who was with her and raised his chin a bit. “The Superior potions are five thousand gold a piece baseline.”
Vex raised her own chin. “But you said you had two Superior, and you said all the potions for the amount we said.”
The man crossed his arms. “I said all the ones I had placed on the table before you.”
“Ah! There’s so much blood on this fucking dagger!” Vax called from outside.
Kash entered the tent and stood beside Vex.
"Are you going back on your word?“ she asked.
"You’ve made a grand deal with what we said. If you continue to push this, I’m afraid I’m going to have to get the guards,” the merchant said.
Kash looked to Vex. “My guess is he couldn’t get to the front of the tent by the time we got to him,” he said. “But that’s up to you.” He looked at the salesman. “We’re just guests here.”
Vex sized up the merchant. “Superior Schmuperior,” she muttered. “No, that’s alright,” she said. “I know they’re expensive.” She looked at her friends and smiled. “And we’ve already taken enough advantage.”
She narrowed her eyes. Without taking her eyes off the man, she took out one of the potions. She popped the cork, swirled the vial, and sniffed it. Herbs. Divine power. She nodded. She recorked the bottle and stowed it away. They all left the tent.
"We did very well,“ Percy said, "and there are other things we should think about purchasing.”
"You’re right,“ Vex said.
On to powder, she supposed.
Fighting these dragons was getting more expensive by the minute.
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And thanks for this little shout-out! Originally, there really should only be two days left, but since I was a day late in launching Keyleth Week, I’m extending it one more day as well! So Keyleth Week now ends on Sunday, May 15th, instead! So there’s one more day to get your Keyleth Week works in!
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BETAREADING: ninasilverwrites's "Attack on the Cells" scene
Huge thanks once again to our (so far) MVP for beta-reading, @sinkingmyships!
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dreams; sometimes
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dream, that maybe
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blood-soaked
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vision, though—it comes
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Julius, the blood
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black, empty cold
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Her face pressing into
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shouldn’t waste energy on hating him: he does
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moment, their fingers touch, and
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wrong before: it’s his hands
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people who loved him
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world burns. Towers of
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into the sky, and the air
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howl, and Percy
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Before him, a figure swirls into being, its face a twisted mass of curling smoke, its eyes burning like coals.
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twisted grin, he is caught between horror and elation, a giddy longing for something unknown.
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vengeance, Percival,” it growls. “You made
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deep timbre
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shaking, this time not in fear
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world right,” the creature breathes. “My gift
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smoke growing denser
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unsteady breath,
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sweat-slicked skin
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mid-project
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been here?” he says, startling
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damning himself, without exposing
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of what he years to be?
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long breath, he
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laying it carefully over the unfinished projects
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to the door, he pulls it
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last seen Jarett, is
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and distracted, it might
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standing—or so Percy first believes—in the middle
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throat, and his face is
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sound escapes from
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over Jarett’s shoulder, Percy
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driver rise to his feet
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bloody bandages, but
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isn’t time to be sick.
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above the floor. They kick
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man’s eyes, and finally
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Then several things happen at once.
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“Help! Help, help!”
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If he had had time to reflect, he might have found it strange
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Time, however, is precious, and
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faster than Percy can truly think, he pulls the
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hip, his thumb
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familiar steel, the world
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Crack!
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flesh of the attacking
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rough floor. His hands find his throat, as if they can hasten the ragged gasps of air that he pulls in greedily.
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without wasting time to ask stupid questions,
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Percy raises the sight of the pepperbox and
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hit their mark, and a tiny
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empty hallway, screams
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“Help!” Percy roars, his fingers already priming the next shot. “Vex! Tiberius! Anyone!” [[[Note: Writing fiction in all-caps, in my personal opinion, is usually really distracting. I prefer italics when going for emphasis.]]]
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lashes out, and what
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Grunting in pain, he
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frigid air hiss past
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hallway, the prisoner
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mighty growl and lunges. Meeting no resistance, he stumbles briefly and
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then turns to let loose
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in pain, and Percy
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confusion, Jarett
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Beside him, Trinket
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“Hurry,” he breathes,
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Dawn sparks against
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band of mud-splattered adventurers
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shrugging lightly, “is that we
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uses of cow-camouflage
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the gate, and she
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“Shane! The gate!” To her left, Tiberius [[[Note: Shout out to critrolestats for the NPC master list! The guard’s name is Shane Trantor.]]]
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enough room, Vex
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something,” Scanlan
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It’s too much
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closer now, too close
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the gauntlet, then it dies
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it’s not enough
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from its housing
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dropping the pepperbox from singed fingers, he
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fluid motion, he
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a heart-stopping moment, he
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first blow, but
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for a moment,
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eyes clear, a
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ever-shifting
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at him, the
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A thunderous roar sounds beside him, and for the second time in the last five minutes, Percival
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Looking up and still trying to regain
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assailant, and Jarret
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air, and Percy
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than he first thought. With a might cry, the
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muscles in his
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stone stairway, and
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moment, Percy thinks it’s more
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staggering, and it clouds his already-shaky vision.
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By the time he blinks, Grog’s looming form bursts into the hall with a bellowing yell, blood and water flowing from his upraised fist.
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steel, almost
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workshop door, and Percy
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concentration, and says something to Percy. It’s hard to hear over the ringing in his ears, but
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It’s enough.
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With a grunt, he
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It’s a lost cause, however; the
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his steps, and
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riffle jams into invisible flesh, and, without a word, he pulls
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thunder, and
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Without thinking, he pivots
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still-glowing
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louder still, and
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lands true,
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the creature’s desperate rage. It shakes Jarett away and
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iron ceiling of the cell, and
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doll, blood
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With a cry, Jarett
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for so long, and
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*Somewhere behind them, Vex gets off another shot. The arrow lodges weirdly in the invisible creature, sinking into its flesh but appearing to hang in midair. Simultaneously, tiny purple sparks of light explode from the ceiling, drifting down and sticking to the creature’s shaking form. The dust stars cling to its body, revealing a humanoid torso and legs that shift and slide too fast for thought. On the bed, the young man shudders and drags in a labored breath.
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In front of him, Grog barks a laugh and says, “There you are! Hold still, Casper!” He swings
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find their target, and
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*Percy blinks, and Vax appears in the space beyond the iron bars that had been empty not second ago. Vax yanks the creature back with one arm.
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breath, and
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Reaching out, he
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the goliath’s shoulder and says, “Grog! You softened him up for me, asshole!” With a grin, the barbarian returns his Great Axe to the sheath at his back, satisfaction clear on his face. In the cell, the figure on the bed stirs, slowly pulling himself into a sitting position. Tiberius hurries forward, one hand outstretched.
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It’s a decker sandwich!
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Without a sound, the young man takes the sandwich as clutches it to his chest in shaking hands. “What happened?” he croaks. “What—“
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“Here,” Vex says and shoulders
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look. She crouches
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one hand, she
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frightened by mostly intact.
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workshop door. “Can I
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grin. “There are, like, four
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“Oh. Okay,” the gnome replies and
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something, but then
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Tiberius sigs and, with the flick of his hand, he cleans the spatter away. “Pardon me, he doesn’t know our customs very well. How is that sandwich?”
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Desmond seems not to notice either the blood or its removal. “W-what was that? What was that thing?”
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Vex nods in agreement. Tiberius huff, “I would say ‘opaque buttholes.’”
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interjects. “I’ve
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some paragraph he read long ago, “Ah! Of course, high-level mages use them as assassins. They are single-minded in purpose and damn near unstoppable.” The slightly jovial air in the room born from great relief evaporates. [[[Note: cut “after a tense moment, Vax says” in case that was unclear.]]]
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Vax says, “All I know
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Vex frowns at her brother, frustrated concern clouding her features. “With all this previous experience,” she says, her voice straining, “do you know how to ward against them?”
Vax shakes his head, offering a slightly sheepish quirk of his lips. “All I know is how to stick my face into beehives, apparently.”
Vex cocks an eyebrow in agreement then turns to the others. “Does anybody know how to protect against these stalkers?” she asks.
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day. I will find out,” Tiberius says, his mind forming lists
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side, Jarett
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recommend that the next
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intended, and he
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“I apologize, I was
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Vex stands and moves over to him. “We were unprepared to warn you. I’m sorry,” she apologizes.
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Jarett sighs. “Um,
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if we know,” Grog huffs
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liches. Prepare the troops. There will
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to shore up security.”
Jarett nods but adds smoothly, I would like also to consider making some changes to our income, as this has suddenly gone from a general guarding job to going up against denizens of the afterlife.” [[[Note: In case this in unclear, move Jarett’s speech tag down from P73 to P74.]]]
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her face.
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“Of course,” Tiberius says airily. “We shall
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“Very well,” Jarett says, starting for the door. “I’m going to make sure the rest of my team is…alive.
As he begins to move away, Vex calls out, “Jarett? Are you up for it?”
Jarett looks back over his shoulder, his usual dry humor fully restored. “I mean, if the pay is good, yes.”
“It will be,” Vex assures him. “Jarett’s up for anything,” she adds with a little saucy smile.
Jarett laughs and taps the side of his nose. “You understand. Then, with a little grimace as he pulls sore ribs the wrong way, he finishes, “I will talk to you in the morning. I think a bit of rest is on order.” He waves and heads up the stairs and out of sight.
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“It’s good, right?” Tiberius says brightly. I had one yesterday. Come, we’ll move you to the guest room.”
Vex hesitates. “Maybe we should stay down here,” she says.
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“No,” Tiberius says
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doesn’t move. He just looks
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safer there?” he asks shakily. “I told you
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“Yes, you did,” Vex says softly.
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“I told you,” he says again, seeming
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they’re in. “You’re still alive!”
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her, then slowly
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fingers is vibrant
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quietly, but not so close as to make the young man nervous. “Listen,” he says softly, looking the boy in the eye. “You are a victim of circumstance. We understand that.
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Desmond holds his gaze for a long moment, then seems to resign himself to the inevitable. “Okay,” he sighs.
“I volunteer to sleep down here with him in the room,” Grog offers suddenly.
Tiberius shakes his head. “He’ll sleep in my quarters.”
“Is it safer down here? Vex says, glancing at her brother.
“In a locked cell with Grog?” Vax says. “That’s pretty safe.”
But Vex frowns at him. “I think it’s better to bring him upstairs,” she says. “It the door is locked, we can’t get to him very quickly.
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happen,” Tiberius adds
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use my Planar Binding to summon
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a frown creasing
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helped,” Vex says. “They were
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“I like all these things,” Vax adds, “but I still think Grog as a bunkmate is a good idea.”
The others start to discuss the situation amongst themselves, and Desmond takes advantage of their distraction to lean into Vax and whisper, “Is where I’m sleepin’ going to be away from him?”
Vax follows him line of vision and sees Percy leaning against the far wall. His face is drawn and hard, smudged with soot and blood. He looks exhausted, with dark, bruise-like shadows under his eyes, but Vax can tell from the stubborn set of his shoulders that the gunslinger has no intention of resting any time soon.
Frowning unhappily, Vax turned back to the boy beside him. “There is a lot of history for Percy wrapped up in this, and he has done you wrong, no question, but…” He struggles for the right words, unsure how to convince they boy of things that he himself doesn’t know. Perhaps it is best to leave the “why” for another day. He looks Desmond in the eye, willing him to understand the truth of his words.
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“The answer is yes,” he says firmly. “You will be separated from Percival, you will be protected, and you have my word.”
There is a brief pause. Then Desmond nods. “Okay,” he whispers. “I trust you.” Tears spring into the young man’s eyes as the events of the last few days begin to truly catch up with him. “Please, please don’t let them kill me.”
Vax reaches out and places a warm hand on his shoulder. “We may be fuck-ups, but we’re not without ability. You have my word.”
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“Okay.”
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“Desmond, dear,” Vex says, arriving suddenly in front of them. Her keen eyes catch her brother’s for a moment
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to his feet, she calls over her shoulder, “Grog?”
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“What?” the goliath rumbles.
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“That bed needs to go back up to the guest room,” she says,
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Percy, the boy flinches away, and
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“Fuckin’ hell,” Grog grumbles
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beside Keyleth, who watches Percy head back down toward his workshop without a word.
Vax clears this throat. “Is your hand alright?” he asks gently.
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now-closed
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anything?” he tries
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“Nope,” the druid says, and, still refusing to look at him, she
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Grimacing to himself, Vax
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lets out a long, shaking breath. For a moment, he
Beta note 1: You need commas! Lots of them!
Beta note 2: Watch out for insubstantial repeated phrases. In this particular piece, I caught “for a moment” and other similar phrases quite often. Repetition attracts the reader’s attention, which can be useful when writing symbolism, foreshadowing, etc., but it can also be distracting if the writer repeats something that the reader doesn’t need to pay attention to.
Beta note 3: There’s some trouble with dialog formatting, which means that my paragraph system gets a little wonky about halfway through, but oh well. Here are two main things to keep in mind.
One, dialog always goes on the same line as the speech tag. Paragraphs 39-40, for example, are both dedicated to Grog speaking, but you started a new paragraph between “says” and when he actually starts talking. These should not be separated.
Two, most of the time, the actions that a character takes before, during, and/or after speech should go as close to the dialog as possible. Paragraphs 63-66 are a good place to look for this. You have this section written as such:
Vex frowns at her brother, something like frustrated concern clouding her features.
“With all this previous experience,” She says, strain evident on the last two words, “do you know how to ward against them? Vax shakes his head, offering a slightly sheepish quirk of the lips.
“All I know is how to stick my face into beehives, apparently.” Vex cocks an eyebrow in agreement then turns to the others.
“Does anybody know how to protect against these stalkers?”
The biggest source of confusion here is that Vex appears to be the one saying “All I know is how to stick my face into beehives” because her action (cocking an eyebrow) is connected to this line of dialog. When I was editing, I moved the characters’ actions as close to their dialog as I could, and I created new paragraphs every time the focus shifted to a different character. My edit turned out like this:
Vex frowns at her brother, frustrated concern clouding her features. “With all this previous experience,” she says, her voice straining, “do you know how to ward against them?”
Vax shakes his head, offering a slightly sheepish quirk of his lips. “All I know is how to stick my face into beehives, apparently.”
Vex cocks an eyebrow in agreement then turns to the others. “Does anybody know how to protect against these stalkers?” she asks.
By keeping the characters’ actions and dialog together, the reader can move more easily through the story, and it prevents any confusion over which person is speaking.
Beta note 4: It is not necessary to capitalize a character’s race or class. The first reason is because the Player Handbook does not, and that’s pretty much the guideline. The second reason, in more thorough terms, is because a character’s class is like their job and their race (unlike race in the real world) is like their species. It’s like if I introduced myself as Rachel, the Human Student. Or Judy in Zootopia introduced herself as the Bunny Cop. Or the vampire dad in Twilight introduced himself as the Vampire Doctor. (I’m sorry for the last one—it’s all I could think of.) It’s just not necessary.
BETAREADING: ledamemangociana's "Return to the Merchant" scene
MOD NOTE: I already told you this via private asks, but thank you sooooo much @sinkingmyships for the notes about dialog tags! It’s something I’m DEFINITELY going to benefit from.
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with outside, so he can
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Despite this—and because
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inside—Percy removes
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somewhere to hang the jacket.
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inquisitive, confused, and just
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second, he heard the sound of scuffling and rattling from inside, followed by
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curse in that familiar
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Victor [[[Note: Confirmed by Matt in his playlist that his name is spelled this way.]]]
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correctly. “Are
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slamming into the façade
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by its swing, quickly
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Victor
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the scruff on his chin smoldering a little.
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Percy winces when the smell of burnt hair hits his nose. Wild eyes stare
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Victor
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bow. “Do you
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throat again and pushes his
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Victor
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prods Victor, clearly annoyed.
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he states. “We
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Victor
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teeth and gaps where there are teeth missing altogether.
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he cackles. “Come
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dismayed, and Vax
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seems not to have
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here,” she says.
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Percy concurs. “Please
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Percy can almost feel himself blush as Vex
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shrugs before turning
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shop, weaving around
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strange. Inside, he sees
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rain, smelling strongly of mold
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Victor
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Victor
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Victor
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one or two wall sconces
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Victor
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now there are only
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When Percy finally tears his stare aware from Victor’s
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Victor
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Victor
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word and with a
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Victor
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Victor
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Victor
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heavily-sealed metallic canister
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Victor
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Victor
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prize down, the metal making a quiet chinking sound against the surface.
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a purposefulness about Victor now
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Percy tenses, and in contrast
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Victor
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Victor
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see better. “Carefully…”
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Victor slowly brings the fire
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*It flies out of Victor’s hands, and the merchant’s eyes simply watch it roll on the floor before they turn back to Percy.
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implicitly,” Percy says, hoping
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Victor
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can. “It’s
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breath, his heartrate normalizing
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little. But judging
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Victor
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Victor
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To reassure himself, Percy bends down to sniff the so-called coffee.
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A familiar pungent, bitter aroma fills
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sates his curiosity.
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[[[I think you should cut the entire last sentence of this paragraph. Taliesin kind of changes his mind halfway through asking for a cup and sets out to determine if it’s really coffee or not. Plus, this exchange is awkward to read because it seems out of order. Percy says “I’ll have some” BEFORE Victor asks if he wants any. I think it’d be more cohesive if you just cut this part.]]]
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Victor
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he says as he pulls
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counter. “Been a while
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“Just—just one
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off Victor goes to make the drink
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black powder,” quips Victor
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him. “Wait!
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Victor
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center of his face. “Not many
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Victor
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coffee. “Have there
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Victor turns, his shaking hands
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tightly and his eyes casting upward
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one,” he wheezes as he hands Percy his drink. “Months ago.”
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his cup—which looks
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actually potable—tells
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Instead of taking a sip, he tries to distract Victor
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he had wanted. “Who?”
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Victor’s thick, dirty eyebrows furrow. “Err, nice woman,” he
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as if to illustrate her likeness from memory. “Well dressed!”
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before Victor finishes that he speaks of
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“Excellent,” he mutters. “She
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“No, no,” Victor answers
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opportunity to dump his drink on the floor, hoping the splashing doesn’t alert Victor.
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engrossed in his thoughts.
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intrigued. “Very
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Victor
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again. “She paid
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Victor
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line of questioning and moves back to easy
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“How, er—how have your own
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Victor’s only answer is a strange grin and another
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calling for Percy and reminding him to
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main purpose. “I would be
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Victor
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Victor
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business. “Money can
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Victor
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across Victor’s already-messy face.
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“Oh, that’s not a moustache,” Percy remarks, swallowing down the small bit of bile that had risen in his throat.
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Victor doesn’t seem to mind or notice at all. He places four small, empty potion flasks on the counter and starts
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Percy. “I already sold
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This time, Percy sighs in relief. “Yes,” he answers. “That would be lovely.”
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Victor
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“Wondrous!” Victor exclaims. “Deal!”
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unsure of whether or not she wants
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Percy hears her walking
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“250 gold,” Percy tells her as soon as she joins him, “if you would be so kind.”
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Victor greets Vex, the word booming out
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Victor’s
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somewhat lecherous stare.
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This strange but rather funny turn
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Percy’s attention, and he
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to Victor without counting it. Victor’s entranced
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on Vex, who, to her credit, holds his stare and doesn’t turn away.
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Victor
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Victor’s
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funny, Percy intervenes.
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Victor
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him. “Thank you. You are so kind.
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Victor [[[Note: The phrase “as shrewd as he is unstable” is fantastic, btw.]]]
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Victor
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Victor
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bottle and squeeze the kiss inside.
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“Keep it safe, dear,” Vex
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tells Victor. “All of us. Until we all meet again,” he says, and he can feel Vex’s glare at his intent to bring her along for any future interactions with Victor. “Keep safe, and…well, keep safe.”
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Victor
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Vex returns the wave with
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which disappears the second her back
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laughing, out of respect for her; she did
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Victor
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Vex go before him through the narrowing exit.
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Victor
Beta note: A large point of contention among fiction writers is dialog tags. In this piece, you have all sorts of different tags—calls, barks, coughs, greets, prods, states, cackles, suggests, concurs, starts, replies, begins, advises, points out, answers, offers, murmurs, explains, snorts, specifies, quip, notes, echoes, wheezes, describes, mutters, corrects, repeats, adds, acknowledges, agrees, remarks, exclaims, protests, promises, returns, demands, whispers, laughs, shouts, says, and asks are most of them.
I feel like most of us were taught in school to never use “say” or “ask” in the interest of creativity or something. Some writers think that you should only use “say” and “ask.” They think this because when we read dialog, our brains can skim over “say” and “ask” almost as if they’re not there, allowing the reader to move through the dialog effortlessly. In short, the argument is that dialog tags can be distracting.
I had a writing professor a couple years ago who urged my class to cut all dialog tags except for “say” and “ask” out of our writing. At first, I was really reluctant. I thought that dialog tags gave my writing character and flair. But then the more I cut them out, the more I felt like my writing improved. I realized, then, that it’s a matter of focus. Instead of focusing on how a character says something, I began to focus on what the characters says. I do realize that this project—this blog as a whole—is something of an anomaly because the writers are creatively transcribing the show and are thus rather limited in terms of artistic license. However, I think the matter of focus still stands: What do you think is most important while writing?
I am not going to ask you to change your dialog tags. I only changed two of them when I thought the original ones didn’t make sense in context. I am not going to tell you it would be better or worse if you kept or changed the original tags. It’s just a suggestion, something to keep in mind.
I’m sorry the beta note is so long. I just…I really like writing, and I really like editing, and I might as well use my degree for something.
And, as always, don’t hesitate to drop me an ask if something I’ve written is unclear!
BETAREADING: nemesis1509's "Shopping and Shipping" scene
MOD NOTE: As a writer myself, thank you soooo much @sinkingmyships for the SUPER helpful notes at the end of this post!
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more, just after a meeting with
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Horn of Orcus
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*The party’s first priority is to replenish the items used deep beneath the Greyspine Mines, and they make their way to the Abadar’s Promenade district in the midafternoon, warm sun on their skin, to a familiar, low building. [[[Note: Check the wiki, Crit Role Stats, or Critical Role Transcriptions for the correct spellings of places and people! I know fantasy names are often really difficult to make out, but there are a lot of resources available!]]]
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Abadar’s Promenade
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Vax stepped forward,
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confusion—how in hell’s name
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held by such a small shop?
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How, then, did a staircase lead upward?—but that moment of confusion passed
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scents of the shop. The rogue ignored
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Sconces on the walls
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magical flames, which winking off of artfully
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purple robes wandered the shop
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as they attended to other customers.
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“Brother,” Vex’ahlia murmured, “you should get that evil Clarota helmet checked out and see what good it does us.”
Vax’s lips curved into a grin as he reached up one hand and tapped the skull cap he wore. “You mean this one?” he asked.
“Yes,” Vex deadpanned, used to her twin’s antics. “That one.”
Keyleth moved a little closer and spoke softly to the rogue. “I think you should be the point man here,” she said. Those who heard the druid’s words murmured their agreement.
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“Start looking, start shopping
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an…arrangement.” [[[Note: There’s just an extra space in the original.]]]
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how eager he was
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and the druid
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she told Vax firmly. She frowned and licked the tip of her thumb, wiping an almost-nonexistent smudge from Vax’s nose.
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not in view, so he swept
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*Vax’ildan’s trained eyes moved across the counter and beyond it, noting the beaded curtain that hung from the store’s back door. He noticed the purple cloth that concealed a case set in the dark wood of the counter, a case that very likely held small valuables, knick-knacks, and stoppered vials of potions. With a mental jolt, he broke out of his reverie and reached out, firmly tapping the service bell three times.
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as a hand briskly whisked aside the beaded curtain.
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voice purred, and Gilmore’s familiar figure stepped
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Vax took everything in, from the well-made purple robes
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hung around his neck, to the coarse
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ponytail, to the wispy, braided goatee, all of which added to
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“Oh. Oh. You’ve returned,” he said at last.
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[[[Note: I saw another person make a note of the use of “hale,” and this word works perfectly fine here. The more common expression is “hale and hearty,” but there’s no need to change it!]]]
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lifting the rogue’s feet
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filled the rogue’s nostrils.
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“You naughty man, you just called me by my sister’s name. That is going to cost you.”
Gilmore blinked, flustered. “I—I said Vax! What do you mean? That’s ridiculous, preposterous, I mean—“
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*Vax simply arched his eyebrows cheekily and let Gilmore sputter his excuse. Vax knew what he heard, and he was more than willing to wait until Gilmore stopped squirming and admit his mistake.
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Tiberius interrupted Gilmore’s groveling. He said, “Actually, Vax, he was correct. He said your name correctly but mixed it with your sister’s. So maybe you owe him a little something.”
After Tiberius spoke, Keyleth couldn’t help herself, and words tumbled from her lips. “He said Vax’ahlia,” she blurted out, then mentally kicked herself, even as Tiberius chimed in again in agreement.
Vax glanced back at his friends and gave them a testy “shut up” before returning his attention to Gilmore, who was quite embarrassed by this turn of events. Vax patted the other man’s hand. “Don’t you worry,” he said. “We have come from far and away—you would not believe the shit we have been through. But I don’t want to talk about me. I want to talk about you. What has been going on in this city since we’ve been gone?”
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“Well,” Gilmore began, then turned to glance about the party behind Vax. “Obviously, you’ve brought
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Perhaps even,” he said, leaning forward conspiratorially, “perhaps even—get this—opening a second store in Westruun.”
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two more arcanists, and
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available items. We’re doing quite
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your investor, in a way.
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that’s a whole other discussion.”
Tiberius muttered and mumbled and shuffled his feet for a moment, then the truth dropped out between his fangs. “I just wanted you to talk to me for a little bit,” he admitted with surprising humility.
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after a moment, then
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“But yes. How about yourselves?” His voice
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for the Emperor—we’ve been
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levity. “I know
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shop about. My sister can
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around the city, get a bit
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The rogue paused
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you’ve heard, what’s on the wind.
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gears shifting in Gilmore’s mind. The rogue
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half-elven
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worry. Apparently no one
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Hastily, Vex lifted a hand. “Oh, we need to shop around first, of course.”
The purple-robed mage looked a little confused at first, but then he shrugged. “Very well,” he replied.
Percy spoke up, covering any awkwardness. “And we’re so curious about these interesting and fascinating things that you’ve developed in the several weeks it’s been since we’ve been here. We’d love to see what you’ve been working on.”
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Sherri [[[Note: Shout out to Crit Role Stats for the correct spelling!]]]
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“Would you be so kind as to see to whatever our friend need? These are Vox Machina, by the way; they are currently sponsored by Gilmore’s Glorious Goods Incorporated, and I would very much like to make sure that they are taken care of.”
The half-elf’s voice didn’t chance when she answered, “Yes, sir, I’ll make sure that happens.”
With a sweep of his hand toward Vax’ildan, Gilmore dismissed the matter. “So, shall we?” he purred.
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what I need,” he muttered
Beta note 1: There’s a little trouble with dialog formatting, which means that my paragraph system is a little wonky, but oh well. Something to keep in mind is that, most of the time, the actions that a character takes before, during, and/or after speaking should go as close to the dialog as possible. Paragraphs 5-8 are a good place to look for this. You have this section written as such:
“Brother,” Vex’ahlia murmured, “you should get that evil Clarota helmet checked out, and see what good it does us.” Vax’s lips curved into a grin as he reached up one hand and tapped the skull cap he wore.
You mean this one..?”
“Yes,” Vex replied, deadpan, used to her twin’s antics, “that one.” Keyleth moved a little closer and spoke softly to the Rogue.
“I think you should take point on this,” Keyleth said. Those who heard the Druid’s words murmured their agreement.
Luckily, this particular instance doesn’t prevent the reader from understanding who is saying what. Your dialog tags are clear, so there isn’t any confusion with that. However, while writing dialog, you should generally create new paragraphs every time the focus shifts to a new character. My edit turned out like this:
“Brother,” Vex’ahlia murmured, “you should get that evil Clarota helmet checked out and see what good it does us.”
Vax’s lips curved into a grin as he reached up one hand and tapped the skull cap he wore. “You mean this one?” he asked.
“Yes,” Vex deadpanned, used to her twin’s antics. “That one.”
Keyleth moved a little closer and spoke softly to the rogue. “I think you should be the point man here,” she said. Those who heard the druid’s words murmured their agreement.
All I really did was move the character’s actions closer to their dialog. (Well. I also listened to this part of the episode because “you should take point on this” didn’t sound right. But you get the point.)
Beta note 2: It is not necessary to capitalize a character’s race or class. The first reason is because the Player Handbook does not, and that’s pretty much the guideline. The second reason, in more thorough terms, is because a character’s class is like their job and their race (unlike race in the real world) is more like their species. It’s like if I introduced myself as Rachel, the Human Student. Or Judy in Zootopia introduced herself as the Bunny Cop. Or the vampire dad in Twilight introduced himself as the Vampire Doctor. (I’m sorry for the last one—it’s all I could think of.) It’s just not necessary.
Beta note 3: You used a lot of semicolons, and the majority of the semicolons are actually fine on a technical level. However, semicolons are typically pretty formal, and I didn’t think that they fit the tone of this piece, which is why I changed many of them to a more informal dash or turned the compound sentence into two sentences.
And, as always, please don’t hesitate to send me an ask if something I’ve written is unclear!
Writer: @alaskathenerdfightingwholockian
Beta/Editor: Open
Episode: 35, Denouement
Summary: Vax and Keyleth resolve things that came up in Castle Whitestone.
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A strange, alien presence invaded Keyleth’s meditation.
She jumped and yanked her hand away. As her vision cleared, she saw Vax standing near her, looking confused and a little hurt. She lowered her arms slowly and pointed toward the Sun Tree. “I was just talking to the tree…” she said. Vax raised an eyebrow. “Uh… It talked back…”
He held her gaze. She turned her head to look back at the feast. Percy, Vex, Scanlan, Grog, and Pike turned back to the food and looked pointedly away from them.
She pursed her lips and looked back at Vax. Might as well get it over with. “I’m… I don’t know…” she said. She looked back at Vox Machina, then back at Vax. “I’m really confused.”
He nodded to himself. “Alright.” He started to walk away.
She caught his hand. “Wait, wait! Wait!” He stopped. She dropped his hand. Vex’s head turned back away from them. Keyleth bit her lip. “I’d… be lying if I said oft at night when I go to sleep, your face is the last thing that crosses my mind.” Vax looked down. Keyleth looked at the Sun Tree. “But with the weight of the world and…” She looked back at the very silent heads of their friends. “… the weight of the contact embarrassment from our fellow party…” Vax chuckled. She heard stifled snorts and chortles from the table. “Currently… It’s hard to focus on.”
Keyleth looked down. Vax looked at Keyleth. She thought of Vax lying bloody on the palace floor. She sighed. “You-” She pursed her lips. “You… you said that when you were near death. We say a lot pf things when we’re near death. How do I know that’s what you were truly feeling?”
Vax’s brow knitted. His head pulled back slightly. “…I didn’t say that out loud…” he said. Keyleth raised her eyebrows. “I just thought it… I mean-”
"Oh, yeah, no, you said that out loud,“ she said, half laughing. "No, that wasn’t in your head!” Vax’s mouth pulled to the side.
Vex and Percy were snickering quietly at the table.
Vax shook his head quickly. He looked up at her, and his expression was grim. “I wore a mask for a long time, where I grew up, and…” He sighed. “I’m not going to do that anymore.
Keyleth saw Vex’s head practically straining backward.
Vax looked at Keyleth. "I’ll wait.”
Her eyes darted around the square. “Wait?” she asked. Vax stared steadily at her. “Wait?”
"For you.“
She looked back at the party. Percy’s face was turned half toward them. He was biting back a grin. "Um…” She looked down at the ground and blinked rapidly. “Okay?” She looked back up at Vax. “I don’t know what else to say right now.” She wrinkled her brow apologetically. “I’m really tired.” She laughed lightly. “Really tired.” He smiled. She took a slow breath. “I think there’s also a part of me that…” She chewed her lip. “…is just afraid.”
Vax smiled tightly at the ground. “I feel like I’m gonna get pantsed by a goliath at any moment.” Grog choked on his ale. Keyleth laughed. Vax looked up at her. “Don’t do anything,” he said. “Don’t change anything.” He looked intently into her eyes. “I haven’t lied,” he said. “I’ve told the truth. If you’ll have me, I’m yours, if you don’t want me, I understand…” He shook his head and shrugged. “And that’s all there is to say.”
He walked away quickly.
Keyleth leaned her head against the Sun Tree and watched him go.
Percy looked back at her and flicked his eyebrows up sympathetically. She sighed and rejoined the feast, avoiding the curious glances cast in her direction as best she could.
Keyleth Week: I Think I Love You (Episode 45: Those Who Walk Away...)
Writer: @alaskathenerdfightingwholockian
Beta/Editor: Open
Episode: 45, Those Who Walk Away…
Summary: Vax seeks out Keyleth after the events in the tomb.
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Keyleth pulled the small wooden comb through her hair, creating small gusts of wind to dry it after washing out the day’s dirt and gore. She heard a soft knock at the door and set the comb down.
She crossed the room, took a breath, and opened the door.
Vax stood in the hallway with deep creases in his brow.
Keyleth looked at him for a long moment. “Hey,” she said.
He looked into her eyes. He looked… lost. Like he was looking for something and didn’t know what but was convinced she had the answer.
She looked over his face. His features were all the same, but it seemed like he was hardly recognizable. “Hi,” she tried again. He just blinked at her. Her eyes tightened. “Are you okay?”
Vax shook his head and looked at the floor. His mouth opened long before he spoke. “I don’t know,” he said quietly.
Keyleth moved half behind the door. She laid her fingers gently on Vax’s and tugged him lightly inside. “Come in,” she said. She closed the door softly behind him. Vax stood in the center of the room staring at the night sky through the small window near the bed. She put her hand lightly on his back. “Sit down.”
He sat on the very edge of the large blue bed and looked up at her.
Keyleth sat in the small white chair by the window and crossed one ankle tightly over the other. She looked softly at Vax. “How do you feel?”
His eyes shone and he shook his head. “I don’t know,” he said. He put his hands on the bedspread and took a long breath.
Keyleth watched him wrestle with his thoughts. She couldn’t pinpoint what was wrong with him, aside from fear and a deep, unrelenting sadness. She wasn’t even sure those were new. Maybe they had been there the entire time she’d known him. Maybe they had been there his entire life. Vax was one of the best liars she knew. If he wanted to hide something, it was hidden. Maybe this had always been him. Had it?
Did she know him at all?
Vax took another breath and looked up at her. “All I know is that I felt… her.” His eyes unfocused, and it wasn’t clear if he was talking to Keyleth, or himself, or… something else. “I don’t know magic, I don’t know anything,” he said, almost angrily. “I open doors, and only when the wind is blowing in the right direction sometimes, I think… I don’t know what happened… but I felt her.”
Keyleth dragged her teeth over her lower lip. “Do you still feel her?” she asked. Her chest was tight and every breath she took seemed to catch in her nose, then her throat, then her lungs, before finally being expelled.
Vax looked at his hand on the bed. The creases in his forehead deepened. “Yeah,” he said.
Keyleth inhaled sharply.
Vax turned his face back toward her, but he seemed to be looking at nothing. “I don’t know if I did anything in there, and I wouldn’t take it back if I did, but I don’t know what I’m doing.” He covered his face with his hands, and Keyleth saw the cracked and tarnished symbol of Sarenrae sewn onto the back of his glove.
She closed her eyes briefly and drew a breath.. “I don’t know if it was very noble or very stupid, to be honest,” she said.He lowered his hands and half laughed. “Probably a little bit of both?” Keyleth’s eyes felt wet. The Vax sitting on the bed reminded her little of the Vax who had jumped up after being knocked unconscious and kissed her. He just looked broken. “I can attempt a Restoration- a Greater Restoration spell, and see if I can sense anything.”
He looked into her eyes again like he was searching for something. “I- I don’t know anything about any of that,” he said. He looked at his hand again, then back at her. “I’ll let you.”
She crossed the room slowly and sat next to him on the bed. She closed her eyes and tried to draw an even breath. “Just lay back,” she whispered.
She focused on the stone beneath her feet, casting her mind through it to the earth below, just barely recovering from the blight that had forced it asleep for nearly five years. She pulled the pulsing, healing energy up into her body and let it course through her fingertips to Vax’s shoulder. The warm green energy spread through his body, searching for any source of corruption to destroy. The spell finished…
They sat in silence for a moment. Vax lay across the foot of the bed, and Keyleth sat beside him, hoping to feel any change.
CAW!
They both started.
A raven sat on the windowsill. It looked at the chair. Keyleth. Vax. The ceiling. Then flew away, a black speck in the black night.
Vax sat up slowly.
Keyleth shook her head. “I… think this goes… beyond any natural realm that I have any bearing over.” She sighed heavily.
She and Vax looked at each other, and she reached across and hugged him. She fought to keep tears from falling down her face. “I thought I was gonna lose you,” she choked. She pressed her face into Vax’s neck. “And I’m terrified that I’m still going to.”
She felt a drop of water drip onto her neck and run down her back. Vax held her tightly. She felt his fingers press into her shoulders. She felt his breath on her neck.
"I think… I love you,“ he said.His voice was barely audible, even as close as they were.
Keyleth pulled back and looked at him. He was waiting, still searching her eyes for whatever he was looking for. She remembered her visions. Vax charging into battle shouting her name, herself leading a tribe of young Ashari, young and strong for hundreds of years until the day she died.
She swallowed her tears and looked down at the bed. “And I think I love you,” she said. “I just don’t know if I can allow myself to.” She met his gaze again. His eyes were shimmering wetly. “I’m terrified to allow myself to.”
He looked at the wall behind him. When he looked back at her, his eyes were dry.“
"You do realize that, if by some… crazy chance, and we all somehow… make it through this… domination alive with the Chroma Conclave, and I complete my Aramente…” She took a breath. “…I’ll still watch all of you die.” Vax looked down. “Everything could go phenomenally well… and… by becoming headmaster… we enter a- a bit of a realm of mortality where I could live for a very very long time.” He looked back up at her. He wasn’t searching anymore. Whatever he’d been looking for, he’d found.
Or hadn’t.
He bit his lip. Keyleth forced herself to go on.
"I’m afraid… every time I look at one of your faces,that it’s gonna be the last.“ His face filled her vision. His hard, sad eyes. The dark hair spilling from beneath his hood. His lips, fighting a light tremble. His knees shifted away fro hers. "And I feel that deep down, I know that day is coming.” Her lips remained parted as she searched for words. Her eyes stared vacantly over his shoulder. “So because of that I’m afraid to let myself feel anything… deeper than I already do.”
Vax stared at her, his features softening against his will.
Then he left.
She didn’t even have time to stop him.
She didn’t know if she would have tried.
She crumpled inward and sobbed. Her heart ached for everything she knew she had to miss. She had to. It wasn’t fair. Whether it was Vax or Kash or Percy or whoever else, it wasn’t fair. She couldn’t let herself feel that strongly. She couldn’t.
