Our Band Could Be Your Nine Lives

Feline music scribes

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accidental racism :(

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Isabel is a spy in the house of love and it's a house occupied by five perfect halo-haired teenagers

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Katy Perry is the best pop star. It’s a fact.

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"Mr. Remnick? I've made a terrible mistake."

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92-Year-Old Cat Reviews Classic Public Enemy Album: “I Like Flopping My Ancient Body Across Chuck D’s Face”

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Pitchfork stole my bit.

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[ohrohin-deactivated20120622]

via judyxberman:

VICE WRITERS Music Reviews Rating: X(((((((

Ladies, imagine being a Vice writer. Just walking around everywhere with your entitlement and ennui and midlength penis all gently bouncing in step; wearing a male tank top or a waxed mustache or some shit. Imagine having an ironic, retro-sexist dudebro-voice and getting together with a couple of other white guys and some cocaine and making your not-at-all-different voices all sync up as tautly as your nihilistic senses of humor, then snuggling all up together (no homo!) in a big Bushwick loft of partially employed trust-fund kids while something noninformative is happening on the Internet. What a life. I guess there’s the whole “everyone in the world thinks I’m an asshole” thing to deal with, too, but let’s not split hairs here: Vice writers got it pretty fucking made.

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Fine, whatever, the critic kitten thought. I'll click on that dubstep remix of "Call Me Maybe." And so.

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Whichever cool talented editor is responsible for Ric Delgato here apparently forgot to spay or neuter their cat.

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Happy 12th birthday to the great Robert Hissmeow, cream of American cat critics.

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After a long day of panels at last month's Pop Conference, the critic kittens continued their discussion of Prince and urbanity over numerous fish tacos.

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Now it’s really official. 

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One new paragraph of EMP paper written = one shot poured

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The soundtrack for Lipstick Traces: A Secret Hisstory of the 20th Century will get an anniversary reissue next year and Tail Marcus has some cover ideas.

(cat collage actually created by Jillian Tamaki)

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After some time spent clowning Tom Junod, Kitten Randle is ready to take on ALL THE YARN. 

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The Abyssinian Gazes Also Into Us

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Chuck Pawsterman feels uncomfortably androgynous right now.

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Sometimes Breed Nelson crowdsurfs in his sleep, because he's just that metal.