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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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if i look back, i am lost
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LOUIE, SEASON 3 (2012)
1. Parker Posey on a skyscraper rooftop in NYC night, telling a scared Louis CK how easy it is to jump when the smallest part of you wants to, and telling him she would never jump and has no fear because she’s having such a good time on their date, and the tears in Louis’ eyes, and the thing she remembers, the tiredness that comes over her, the shadow, and she gets up and they go home.
2. “You’re circling failure in a rapidly decaying orbit.”
CONTAGION (2011)
Everyone dies; wash your hands.
DUNE (1984)
Patrick Stewart leads a charge against evil Harkonnen. He’s holding a pug puppy and firing a space gun. Thank you, David Lynch.
PORTRAIT OF THE CRITIQ AS A SHOPPER
THE AMERICA WE DESERVE
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, SEASON 1 (2003-04)
A major Bush-era epic of the American family caught in capitalist freefall.
A DATE FOR NEW YEARS
DOG: NAP
THE MAGIC OF ANIMALS
FUCKS
MICHAEL BAY
1. Supposedly there are academic papers that argue Michael Bay is some kind of cinematic abstract-expressionist, throwing color and shape (explosions, explosions) onto film’s unique canvas, his palette knife the quick edit. A kind of three-dimensional painting in the fourth dimension. Good luck finding those papers.
2. In the far future, the museums in which Bay will be displayed, via a technology that lets you experience a 2-hour movie as a single visual object, and lets you experience the effect Transformers has on the nervous system in the instance of a glance, is a future which will have let so many other horrors come to pass in the name of art and entertainment, technology and progress, that Bay and what Bay meant to 21st century filmmaking won’t compare, and I’m glad to be excepted from that future.
3. So I’m glad that for now Michael Bay is the worst of our things, which aren’t too bad when you consider what comes after.
FRINGE, SEASON 5 (2012-13)
The final season of Fringe is trash. Here, I wrote an episode.
Presented above in its entirety is the shooting script. I followed the Fringe writers' process: no idea, plus execution.
THE HOBBIT 3D (2012)
A director exhausted by his material. A prequel whose special effects look not only better but more fake than its decade-old predecessor. Tedious action-adventure sequences paused for ejaculations of dialogue whose pathos is abrasive and unearned. Landscape porn. Nothing we haven’t seen. The apologists argue the obvious, that The Hobbit is a children’s book, in order to excuse, among other faults, Jackson’s awkward handling of the songs and lighter tone. That implies children’s books aren’t as good as regular books. If children’s books suck, why make one into a movie? Why make one into three? Did Jackson think adding to The Hobbit would give us more? It’s diluted.
ARMCHAIR APOCRYPHA, ANDREW BIRD (2007)
"Armchairs"—stuttering piano, violin spaghetti waving in peaceful voids.
CHILDRENS HOSPITAL, SEASON 3 (2011)
How do you make sure a stupid show stays stupid once it starts playing with the smart money?
YOU FORGOT IT IN PEOPLE, BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE (2006)
Somewhere a masterpiece.
THE GREATEST, CAT POWER (2006)
Like trying to put together the pieces of a heart with your hands covered in soap.