cryptids are real and I am one

I crochet sometimes

[hollowmorgve]

kinda figured out how to make those puffy flowers so i made a cover for my new kalimba

[crochet-cryptids]

Crochet tulip pouch

Bag #2! Would anyone be interested in a pattern for this one? I had too much fun making this.

[crochet-cryptids]

Tulip crochet bag

Spent yesterday freehanding this for one of my friends! I'm absolutely obsessed with this stitch.

[evillordzog]

[crochet-cryptids]

Nessie provided a unique assembly that took me a second to figure out. But she's definitely one of my favorites!

[joey-wheeler-official]

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

[joey-wheeler-official]

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

[joey-wheeler-official]

THE BOY

[vr-trakowski]

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

[songofkeys]

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

[hatwithglasses]

Gentleman, if I might add:

[joey-wheeler-official]

yes you may add this

[thebestworstidea]

I think balance in crypdids is VERY IMPORTANT.

[crochet-cryptids]

Mothman joins the family

[crochet-cryptids]

They transed my Cthulhu

[crochet-cryptids]

I found a pattern for a baby Cthulhu and I couldn't resist making them

[slushy-sash]

2 years ago i made a single dad zhongli AU on a whim… but now im bringing it back because we have a canon design of guizhong now! Im hoping to make a comic series out of this AU, it will be a slow update (because im busy with fyp this year) but it’ll still happen nonetheless! 

[jahmyaa]

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

[phontsforevs]

i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi

[raspberrythin]

Just doing it so my check won’t be $1 when I get it

[thexanadream]

i don’t trust myself enough to scroll

[insert-rad-blog-name]

It’s only Tuesday and my mental health is worse than it’s been in years. I’m not taking any chances.

[paint-it-dead]

I just love their dynamic🤪

[akirametalent]

how other people see my enthusiasm in writing fics: passion

how it really is:

[bookhobbit]

sometimes you just have to love a fictional asshole because you lack the ability to assert yourself and draw boundaries and defend yourself and be angry at things that hurt you and there's a strange catharsis in seeing someone be really aggressive about that stuff and even though you have no desire to emulate that character for real because it would be unhealthy and unkind and you know that it's just comforting to be able to explore a purely fictional space in which you can imagine doing those things freely and confidently without having to worry about whether you're a bad person for having needs

[transbloke]

Sometimes I need the reminder.

[howwesurviveishowwegetby]

[A tweet by user at show up for this reads, “You didn’t disappoint your parents. Your parents held rigid expectations and never adjusted them even when it was clear they didn’t fit you. Children grow in all directions. It’s not your fault if your parents weren’t prepared to grow with you.” End ID.]

[debbie-sketch]

La Panadería  ♡

[theshit4chansays]

Graweedy Falls

[clyderwasfunwhileitlasted]

literally have had this queued for a year

[myapogee]

[lainsim-deactivated20251111]

In honor of the holiday

[nomisupernova-deactivated202201]

Y’all gonna just forget Nichijoint like that?

[the-moulting-eidolon]

[bace-jeleren]

This is the only obnoxious weed joke post I’ll post all 4/20 but some of these are legitimately funny