Well Heck My Dudes

Alex/Bels reblog blog! Main: belelzebub

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[chamomileblues]

was it lonely in heaven

[virginbandliker]

"so get this"

[orenju]

"John's favourite was Sam.", "No, John's favourite was Dean.", "John's favourite was actually Adam!"

John's favourite was actually the ghost of Mary Winchester that haunted his psyche to the point he neglected the shit out of all three of his children.

[tvheadfalls]

i have not opened the game in ages (since cafe release. actually) but i still love them. they r on my tomodachi island so they are just my little miis to me now no affiliation

[beybuniki]

cas making sam a cartoonishly large vegan sandwich exactly

[beybuniki]

yummmm

[frijolebean]

Bobby🫡✨️

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[the-punforgiven]

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

[the-punforgiven]

ohhh fuck yeah, you understand

[mysticalcats]

it's really gross how you can be self aware enough to know what's going on in your head but you can't actually stop it from happening. i need to grab it like a pigeon that got stuck in a house and throw it out the window. be free

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[loscharlitos]

[buttpoems]

[bogleech]

"you only deserve food and shelter if you contribute to society" says people living in countries where nobody's labor actually feeds or benefits their neighbors anymore but exclusively benefits the companies keeping the food and shelter behind the artificial paywalls

You're not nomads relying on each other to hunt and gather anymore, you're talking about stocking shelves for fucking wal marts

And even the oldest societies on earth all took care of the elderly or sick anyway

[caroline-vibecheck]

dudes will be like "if you don't Contribute To Society you don't get to live, that's the simple facts" meanwhile their job is like Marketing and Brand Development Specialist