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You can lead a horse to water, but you cant predict it would jump in drowning itself while insisting its the most efficient way to stay hydrated

#proverbs #i know a guy #that made me think of this #wordplay #deep thoughts #lol

crocksyo

One of my british friends keeps correcting my spelling in the groupcaht when I mess it up, I don't know what to say to it, so I usually just say thank you?

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I have considered asking "How many langueges do you speak?" But I'm afraid that will just add fuel to the fire

#im danish and dyslexic #its a miracle we can even communicate mate #second language #group chat

One of my british friends keeps correcting my spelling in the groupcaht when I mess it up, I don't know what to say to it, so I usually just say thank you?

#im danish and dyslexic #its a miracle we can even communicate mate #second language #dyslexia #dyslexic #group chat

"Maybe" boring, overused,

"Perhaps" mysterious, satisfying, my interest immediately piqued, tell me all the tea while I wear a hat with a ridiculously large feather, I am all ears darling

#where do i find a late 1800's lady to gossip with?#words #perhaps #its a great word #this all started because wednesday is a terrible word

Blink is the plural of wink

#i will not elaborate #hope you have a wonderful day #lol #words

crocksyo

My little christmas angle sleeping peacefully, blissfully unaware that we have made plans for her to watch her 8-month-old cousin over the weekend 😇

crocksyo

"Mother has brought a demon creature into our home, this will be a terrible weekend."

- Miv

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Said demon creature 😈

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My little christmas angle sleeping peacefully, blissfully unaware that we have made plans for her to watch her 8-month-old cousin over the weekend 😇

crocksyo

"Mother has brought a demon creature into our home, this will be a terrible weekend."

- Miv

#not a fan #mom has forbidden me from killing it #my baby #cat mom #cat 🐈#purrfection #cat #cute #angry cat #suspicious

My little christmas angle sleeping peacefully, blissfully unaware that we have made plans for her to watch her 8-month-old cousin over the weekend 😇

#little sleeping angle #my baby #sleepy kitty #cat mom #cat 🐈#purrfection #dont look at the background #kitty purrs #cat #cute

I swear every single time someone has told me, "you heard what I said" I really didn't... My brain does not comprihent words sometimes ok, please repeat yourself

#unsure if adhd or i need to get my ears checked #i am trying to listen #most of the time #adhd problems #adhd #lol

crocksyo

If a manatee comes up to me for cuddles, I will be cuddling a manatee. He's just a big ol' boy.. He has no concept of human laws.. He's just itchy and needs someone with scratchy parts to help him! I was chosen, I had to!! God shone upon me this day! Take me to jail if you need to, fore I will do it again!!!!

crocksyo

Look at him! How dare you deny him scritched!? You foul human, BE GONE I SAY!

#manatee justice #scratch that good boy #just try and stop me #no manatees were harmed in the making of this post #manatee #scritches #help a girl out #cuddles #cuddleyblub #sea cow

If a manatee comes up to me for cuddles, I will be cuddling a manatee. He's just a big ol' boy.. He has no concept of human laws.. He's just itchy and needs someone with scratchy parts to help him! I was chosen, I had to!! God shone upon me this day! Take me to jail if you need to, for I will do it again!!!!

#manatee justice #scratch that good boy #just try and stop me #no manatees were harmed in the making of this post #manatee

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wormy-business

The backstory for the horse is that he injures anyone who tries to ride him

guiltyidealist

scientia-rex

I love him. The murder just shines out of his beautiful face

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longnuts

Hell yeah white baby

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I reblogged this a few days ago, and then yesterday someone in my family had a baby, so I was talking to my mom about it. And the convo turned into her sharing little pregnancy facts with me. Like how babies get oxygen and nutrients while in the womb.

Which led to her saying, “but that’s also why, if you drink alcohol, the baby is drinking it too. If you do drugs, the baby is doing them too.”

And I thought of this picture. And I said “when you light up, so does he.” And my mom said “yes”

and I said “hell yeah white baby.”

and then I had to apologize to my mom for saying “hell yeah white baby.”

#hell yeah white baby #lol

My bf and I both have ADHD, so tidying up or putting things away can take us a couple of days. The issue is if we leave things out somewhere too long, our cat ends up taking a liking to whatever it is we have lying around the house and claiming it as her new favorite spot for sleeping.

She is currently sleeping in my bf's travle bag that he put on the couch 2weeks ago, and now we have to either wait it out and hope she finds a better spot before he needs it again, or break her little heart and take away the best bed a cat has ever slept in since last month.

#no babe you cannot take your bag with you #what will Miv think when she comes back for a nap #and you wornt be here so it will be my fault #just put your clothes in a plastic bag the airport wornt mind im sure #if it fits i sits #just cat things #cat 🐈#cat #adhd #adhd problems #adhd post #cat mom #catlaw #couple #couple things

Just saw a YT-short from @DiabledEliza, of people feeling entitled to know why you have a blue badge, and it reminded me of one time while shopping with my dad, he felt the need to tell someone that they were parked on disabled parking, while the son was ACTIVELY getting a wheelchair out the back of the van for his mom..