Clown Hotel Front Desk

@wormy-business

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Im nervously opening commissions to help pay for some vet bills for my cat, Houdini. Houdini has cancer and I need to have enough saved up for his end of life services. Please message me if you're interested!

#commissions #commissions open #art commisions #im honestly not very good and my skills are kinda limited #if i feel like i cant produce a good quality image for you i simply won't make it

werewolbachia

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Nerf

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Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

werewolbachia

entomologistologist

she has her father's character arc and her mother's leitmotif

ladyofthebookcase

aw mannnn

pjackk

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

pjackk

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

I had a dream about a game in the style of minecraft that was originally designed to be about nuclear fall out and also My Little Pony. While the idea was scrapped it was all still coded into the game, and if you clipped through walls in just the right way you'd end up in a maze where you could find the bomb and set it off. Doing so would teleport you into a nuclear wasteland filled with garbled nonsense and horrors. But there's a catch! If you can find a toy version of Princess Celestia's beta design and bring it to her, she will restore the world as if nothing ever happened, but if you give anything else she kills you and the world file deletes itself.

I also dreamt that Jerma played this game for seven hours.

#dream #my little pony #jerma #jerma985

chicken-delight

solardrake

i am going to do it

solardrake

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

solardrake

it a litle bit cold

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

sailermoon

excitedrainbow

IT’S LITERALLY HAPPENING LMAOOOOO

orcposts

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

goblinposts

> use genitals

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> use hand on genitals

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> use genitals on hand

orcposts

You can't use that right now!

goblinposts

> help

orcposts

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

goblinposts

man fuck this game

megparsec

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

fuck-customers

aromanticaardvark

[image description: image of an Aardvark with grey, yellow and white in the background. Text says “Parents say they just want you to be happy and get married” at the top and “Oxymoron” at the bottom.]

heartless-aro

Here’s an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the “Ace Discourse” around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.