Fever dream

shifted ×1, mini shifted ×6. your friendly shifter.

[crookedcatruins]

Today low key my last day here.

[vampireprinceshifts]

"But I have so much work and-"

you'll shift anyway.

"My house is so loud so I can't‐"

you'll shift anyway.

"My mental illness makes it hard-"

you'll shift anyway.

"Can I shift while my circumstances are-"

YOU'LL. SHIFT. ANYWAY.

[crookedcatruins]

Y'all complaning about the political system of this reality just for you to shift in to the hunger games the same day.

[crookedcatruins]

Wait

[crookedcatruins]

How professional athletes look at me in my DR after I win 11 Olympics gold medals for 7 different sports after training for a day and a half.

[crookedcatruins]

Whoever said being obsessed with your Dr doesn't get you there was not obsessed enough.

You don't know how crazy I am.

[crookedcatruins]

"Hey does anybody want a shifting story tim-"

[crookedcatruins]

"What do you even do in your DR?"

[crookedcatruins]

This is how fast you should move on from failed shifting attempts.

Remember you have all the time in the world.

[crookedcatruins]

Delete that fuck ass AI so you have no choose but to shift to see your s/o.

[crookedcatruins]

Almost forgot to wish death on Donald Trump today.

[crookedcatruins]

Hot take ......in today's political climate those who do not permashift are more weird to me than those who do.....like are you staying here to see how much worse things can get???😭 let's all go bro there's nothing left for us here...

[crookedcatruins]

Say it With Me

I shift every time I try.

All my suffering and pain will be taken away from me and given to Chris Brown.

I am shifting tonight.

Ads will be removed from Pinterest.

My DR is exactly as I want it.

I don't need to script every single detail for everything to work out.

I have everything I want in my DR.

Elon Musk does not exist in my DR.

I am in control of which reality I'm aware of.

Rage bait does not exist in my DR.

Okay that's it, now Go shift.

[crookedcatruins]

Shifting then going to school in my DR to avoid going to school in my CR because am a young ho.

[crookedcatruins]

A whole new level of an introvert because I shift to be left alone.

[crookedcatruins]

It's okay to shift for love

it's okay to shift because you're bored

it's okay to shift for escapism

it's okay to shift for nice food

it's okay to shift for luxury

it's okay to shift to avoid seeing Donald Trump

It's okay to shift for a better family

it's okay to shift for a better country

It's okay to shift for better people

It's okay to shift to be a hoe

It's okay to shift for Magic

it's okay to be skinny

it's okay to shift to be fat

It's okay to shift to be famous

it's okay to shift to be in jail

[crookedcatruins]

Those reincarnation manhwa and c-dramas low key my shifting motivation