Nope, Not Today

Adulting is too hard, can someone else do it for me?

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Person: They can't die! They're the main character!

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ME1 and ME2 Garrus: Has immeasurable respect for you, lets you be his moral compass. Agrees to become closer to you because he respects you more than anyone in the entire galaxy and you have brought out the best in him

ME3 Garrus: Makes fun of your dancing. Literally will not shut up about the fact that he’s your boyfriend. His ego hangs on one shot of a sniper rifle.

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Leaked Photos from the Upcoming Mass Effect: Andromeda Art Book

Here’s the book on Amazon. It comes out March 21st.

Source: http://imgur.com/a/bVjKD

[fragileheartxxx]

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What Should Have Happened

Darth Vader: *choking Orson Krennic* Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

Krennic: *looks up from the floor, grinning, pointing finger guns* EYYYYYYY

Vader: *pointing finger guns back* EYYYYYYYY

[ultimate-whovian]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

My sister sent this to me of our cat, Sassy with no explanation and I can’t stop laughing

[jackieboyandmarkimoo]

#601: I know that if I ever met Jack I’d start crying. He’s done so much for me and I don’t know how to thank him without going into tears. I want to meet him to thank him, and I want to meet Mark and thank him as well, because without Mark I wouldn’t have found Jack and I wouldn’t be in a better place today. Thank you Jack.

(Photo credit goes to @idratherlivefreetofail)

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Isn't he adorable???!!! #kittykuddles #ilovemykitty #adorable

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Karaoke Night @ Don José's with the bf. The best kind of karaoke is the kind when no one can sing. Period. Lol. #tonedeaf #singitloud (at Don Jose Highway 49)

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New hair cut. New hair color. New me. #lovemyhair (at Silverwood Apartments)

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They're doing karaoke and serving pancakes at teletech and god is it awesome. They're singing Billie Jean and everyone in the room is helping. It's awesome. (at Teletech)

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I'm not that into the music here but I like the atmosphere and the look of complete rapture on my boyfriends face. Love him so. #hopelesslyinlove (at B.B. King's Blues Club Memphis)

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Reblog this with your favourite country in the tags and wait for a message! Ask Box must be open.

IM DOING EVERY SINGLE ONE

(This seems fun and I always wanted to do this)

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England

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mcgonagall: do you think we should start requiring permission slips for quidditch? i mean, potter literally lost all the bones in his arm last year

dumbledore: nah

mcgonagall: also, maybe we should let parents know if we're gonna send students into the forest for detentions? remember when we sent potter in there and you-know-who tried to kill him?

dumbledore: nah

mcgonagall: well, maybe we should get permission from parents for extracurricular activities. dueling club last year resulted in potter being outed as a parsletongue, and everyone thought he was the heir of slytherin for most of the year

dumbledore: nah

mcgonagall: alright, well, potter wants to know if he can go to hogsmeade. the abusive muggles you saddled him with wouldn't sign his form

dumbledore: you wanT HIM TO GO TO HOGSEMEADE WITHOUT A PERMISSION FORM??? DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS??? HE MIGHT GET CAVITIES FROM ALL THE CANDY HE MIGHT BUY. I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR A LAWSUIT, MINERVA

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France: Where is America?

England: Hold on, I've got this

England: ...

England: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

America: *bursts from the wall*

America: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

England: Found him.