He was crooked all his life.

Affiliated David Hoover from The Strange Men Series

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the most David thing you’ll see

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crookedantag:

“Don’t mind, don’t mind~” he chuckles a bit, watching the roads pass by until they got back toward a more familiar place. Duke waited until David was parked before undoing the seat belt and bouncing right out without opening the door.

How embarrassing. He parks and shut the car off, and unbuckles himself, stepping out to shut and lock the car. In the building, he goes, and up the stairs, until he’s down that hallway and in front of the room.

He takes his key out and unlocks it before entering with a sigh. “Home sweet home.’’’

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wow look at this man

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crookedantag:

To humor him or not…

“…Well, nothing can really happen to me as who I am, but okay.” He chuckles for a moment as he tries to get the belt… and successfully click it into the buckle.

“Oh wait- right you’re!” his face lit up in embarrassment

“God. Sorry, it’s a habit for me to say whenever I get in. And I’m driving.” he rubbed his face before huffing and starting the car, pulling out and beginning the drive home.

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crookedantag:

And that was Duke’s cue to come along. He didn’t necessarily have to stay there anymore. Not much was said as he started moving along, eventually just floating alongside David then.

“Don’t mind if I do~”

he paid no mind as he walked to the car and got inside, buckling himself into his seat and turning the radio on.

“Buckle up.”

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“No… It’s just one of the many places I seem to have lingering attachments to. But I mean, if you’re sure, I could come by more often.”

“it’s your place, Duke. Come by anytime you wish. I have to get going though - feel free to come along.” and there he goes, turning his back and walking to the parking lot.

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crookedantag:

“I know.” He puts out the cigarette butt in the palm of his hand then, though there are no burn marks appearing. “…I was always here on the days you’d visit. It was and still is always fun to simply hang out with you. Of course, I couldn’t follow you away from this place but… I did look forward to each time you did.”

“I mean... Duke, you do realize that my apartment is still yours. You just up and left - but it’s technically yours. You can come back if you want?” it was a suggestion, but also a  truth. Duke did still pretty much live there.

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            ❝i don’t want a bird              to drop their crap on me !❞

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“Then don’t nap there! If you like, I could show you a nicer spot? I sometimes use it myself.” He offers the girl, smiling gently.

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             ❝i’m gonna take a nap here. . ❞

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“Actually, miss. You shouldn’t nap right there, I recall pigeons often aim for that spot.”

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i-i finally finished! ; w ; )

original

i actually wanted to do ib and garry, which probably would’ve suited it more, but ib is already really popular so.. > w < )

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tiny david from uri’s the sandman (*´◒`*) i want to pet his fluffly little head 

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Oh… I’m sorry, then.

My name is Madotsuki.

it’s okay.

Hi Madotsuki. i’m David. it’s nice to meet you.

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somnambulistsedge:

…i’m just gonna come out and say it.

i’m a teenager who’s got bad history with adults showing individual interest in me and you seem like an adult.

so i’m cautious.

I am an adult. 

but, i’m not interested in anything odd, nor in making you uncomfortable. 

and even if you like i could leave you be. i just thought it’d be nice to talk to someone. but i must admit i’m often nervous when just meeting most the time. 

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pkmnhealer:

“…Please don’t harm them with that…” She spoke, nearly panicking but trying to remain calm. It wasn’t every day that she saw weapons of violence, but.. it’s unnerving to even hear about humanity harming pokemon on purpose. “You’ll be fine so long as you don’t do anything that would provoke them. Have a safe trip!”

“Take care miss. i trust you’ll be fine on your own. and sure, only unless it’s dire and I really doubt it would be.” David wove a hand and began to walk away, passing through some trees.

“Goodbye.”

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pkmnhealer:

Yellow had just barely made it to the first branch in the tree when she heard him. Kitty helped her settle in for a moment then. “You sure? I mean, do you have a pokemon on you? For safety reasons, of course…”

“I have, uh. two things - for safety.” he pulled out a pistol - the same he nearly .... anyways... a baton as well, given to him by a friend. He puts them away. “dunno what a Pokemon is but I’ll be fine. i’m just gonna walk to get something from the shop i saw on the map, i’m a grown man... i can handle myself.”

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@crookedprotag started following you

hello?

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um. hello?