villian fuckers anonymous

howl ╱ 28 ╱ 18+

[soluksuret-deactivated20260516]

no, babe, i dont do casual. its mind numbing devotion for all eternity or nothing.

[gracerings]

I love how every week in post-episode interviews, jacob anderson is just chilling and pondering louis’ precarious psyche and being like ‘oh louis is so fucked up. that man is Not well, can you believe how unwell he is??’ while assad zaman kinda looks like he’s been up all night trying to absorb armand into his soul and he’s like ‘armand is a little scheming bitch, he’s always scheming and planning and also he’s lonely. but mostly scheming’ and then every once in a while a wild sam reid appears and he goes ‘btw whatever they’re telling you about lestat, they’re lying and my close personal friend lestat de lioncourt is NOT happy about it’

[fireproofs]

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

[beemovieerotica]

when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

[unholyblissafterdark]

[atlasrunningaway]

more scream incorrect quotes

richie: i know this isn't going to end well, and i don't care. so don't try and stop me!

amber: oh i wasn't gonna stop you. i was asking if you had a spare camera so i can record this.

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hallie: so, are you two friends?

randy: no.

mickey: yes!

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stu: don't mansplain this to me!

sidney: wh- i'm a woman! i can't mansplain anything to you!

stu: ...

stu: well i'm a feminist, and i believe a woman can do anything a man can!

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quinn: have i ever told you that you cook well?

ethan: aww, no you haven't!

quinn: so why do you keep cooking?

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tara: i love murder mysteries!

amber, trying to impress her: i've been a suspect in four unsolved murder cases.

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mindy: *looks at tara*

mindy: baby. child.

mindy: *looks at amber*

mindy: evil.

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billy: there's no way he likes me back.

sidney: stu would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

tatum, rolling her eyes: stu would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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hallie: is there anyone here who's actually straight?

randy: *raises hand*

mickey: *pulls randy's hand down*

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[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are

[fogsy-feel]

Stu being head over heals in love obsessed with Billy but he’s the one who thinks they aren’t dating. Like he would stab someone for that guy, but they’re just bros. 

Billy, vibrating in anger: What do you mean you went out last night? With a girl? Last night was date night.

Stu, unaware he’s about to get pummelled: Yeah! I know! That’s why I went on a date!

[holyfucker]

Full offense but some of you would run upstairs when pursued by a murderer

[homospatial-deactivated20230225]

its where the bedroom at

[plxnovak]

[plxnovak]

[gameofthronesdaily]

Laena Velaryon in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON “We Light the Way” | 1.05  

[targaryensource]

I want my child to be born where I was born, at Driftmark, in my lord father’s castle. I want my daughters to be raised in their homeland with their family according to their birthright. And at my end, I want to die a dragonrider’s death.

[plaguedocboi]

Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

[gayteensupreme]

im at the miner cemetery. im at the haunted clown motel. im at the combination miner cemetery and haunted clown motel.

[crookedwraiths]

i want to stay in room 222

[an0nym0usthingsblog-deactivated]

Stu: If Y/n and I were drowning, who would you save?

Billy: You two can’t swim?

Y/n: It’s a hypothetical question, Billy! who would you save?

Billy: my time and effort.

[lemonmancer]

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

[moondoposting]

bruh where are people getting this idea that jeremy slater doesn’t like comic marc… like unless i missed an interview or something, what’s he’s said is that marc is a difficult character to relate to/get attached to initially. which like, yeah i’d agree with that?

[moondoposting]

JEREMY SLATER CONFIRMED MARC SPECTOR HATER!!!!

[moondoposting]

n e way this made me laugh out loud

[betweenthescarletmoon]

Reblogging for thèse!!!! Tags!!!!!