I'M DeSTiNeD FoR a WaTeRY GRaVe!

AHoY THeRe! You MaY CaLL Me 'CaPTaiN!' HoHo! ENJoY!

[otherae-ooc]

Leaving grumblr

Made this decision for several reasons. This place feels very tight knit, like everyone knows each other, which kinda made me feel like an outsider. I'm pretty sure I'm the oldest person on here (I'm starting my third year of college soon (that's another reason, I'm gonna be really busy)) so it feels kinda weird. And I don't really vibe with these ocs anymore

This blog and @ancestors-arecool will be deactivated, @ask-tarnishedproletariat and @crooningcommander will stay up but will be inactive from now on. My main @vi-timepiece will stay ofc

Thank you to everyone who interacted, I did have a little fun. Goodbye 👋

[invertedromance2]

ab2olutely wild that polyamory 2till i2nt 2ocially acceptable

why cant i have multiple people in the 2ame quad huh?? why the fuck not?? would the empre22 be mad cuz i could get more bitche2 than her or what??

[crooningcommander]

I HoNeSTLY FoRGoT THaT THiS WaS THe CaSe! I HaVe TWo MoiRaiLS aND aM HaPPY aS a CLaM! ONCe SoMeoNe GaVe Me SHiT FoR iT So i CuLLeD THeM! HoHo!

[eyencogneyeto-polls]

do you believe in limebloods?

yes, they used to exist but they don't anymore

yes, they currently exist

yes, i am one

no, they're just a myth

no, and saying they are should be cullworthy

do you believe in limebloods?

yes, they used to exist but they don't anymore

yes, they currently exist

yes, i am one

no, they're just a myth

no, and saying they are should be cullworthy

Voting ended onJul 10, 2024

[crooningcommander]

there are times when i am ashamed of my own caste.

[cainine-teeth]

vVvvvvVv

good

^^^^^^^^

[crooningcommander]

please don't taunt me. i think i've suffered enough.

[completecondescension]

The next time someone disrespects Us We'll be blowing up a neighborhood dominated by that persons blood color specifically.

[crooningcommander]

aren't you tired?

[completecondescension]

Not in the slightest. I earned this.

[crooningcommander]

of course you'd think that. trolls like you make me sick.

[completecondescension]

Do you think We care?

[crooningcommander]

not at all. and therein lies the problem. had circumstances been a bit different, you would be on the receiving end of your own cruelty. i hope you're aware of that.

[completecondescension]

Of course I'm aware. But I'm not on the receiving end, am I?

I earned My place as the Emperor, and now I get to be on the opposite end! And that's everybody else's problem. That's just how the world works.

[crooningcommander]

you are a tar pit.

[completecondescension]

The next time someone disrespects Us We'll be blowing up a neighborhood dominated by that persons blood color specifically.

[crooningcommander]

aren't you tired?

[completecondescension]

Not in the slightest. I earned this.

[crooningcommander]

of course you'd think that. trolls like you make me sick.

[completecondescension]

Do you think We care?

[crooningcommander]

not at all. and therein lies the problem. had circumstances been a bit different, you would be on the receiving end of your own cruelty. i hope you're aware of that.

[completecondescension]

The next time someone disrespects Us We'll be blowing up a neighborhood dominated by that persons blood color specifically.

[crooningcommander]

aren't you tired?

[completecondescension]

Not in the slightest. I earned this.

[crooningcommander]

of course you'd think that. trolls like you make me sick.

[completecondescension]

The next time someone disrespects Us We'll be blowing up a neighborhood dominated by that persons blood color specifically.

[crooningcommander]

aren't you tired?

[crooningcommander]

there are times when i am ashamed of my own caste.

[terminalcalamity]

⊱{ im going to rip these useless pieces of shit out of my fucking body . }⊰

⊱{ theyre nothing but a reminder of everything that is wrong with this shitty place anyways . }⊰

[crooningcommander]

WHaT iS THe MaTTeR!

[terminalcalamity]

⊱{ my gills , my pal , my gills are the matter . }⊰

⊱{ theyve been itching and hurting and aching and BLEEDING . for no fucking reason }⊰

⊱{ its been getting unbearable and ive been holding myself back from scratching myself until these useless shits are nothing but a bloody mess . }⊰

[crooningcommander]

GooDNeSS! HaVe You SeeN a MeDiCuLLeR!

[terminalcalamity]

⊱{ i was planning to tell my caretakers , but no , because i do not trust any of these incompetent fools to not make it any worse . }⊰

⊱{ theyre landdwellers , and if my books dont have much about this , their training didnt have a sliver of any gill issues mentioned . }⊰

[crooningcommander]

CaN You NoT SeeK aiD YouRSeLF! ESPeCiaLLY iF THeY aRe aS iNCoMPeTeNT aS You CLaiM!

[terminalcalamity]

⊱{ not quite . almost anything i do is reported back to my caretakers . unfortunately }⊰

⊱{ i'll try to figure out how to stop this , one way or another . }⊰

⊱{ that , or i'll eventually have to crawl to these fools . }⊰

[crooningcommander]

WHaT a CoNuNDRuM! I Do HoPe You ReceiVe THe aiD You ReQuiRe! APoLoGieS THaT i CaNNoT PRoViDe aNY HeLP!

[terminalcalamity]

⊱{ im going to rip these useless pieces of shit out of my fucking body . }⊰

⊱{ theyre nothing but a reminder of everything that is wrong with this shitty place anyways . }⊰

[crooningcommander]

WHaT iS THe MaTTeR!

[terminalcalamity]

⊱{ my gills , my pal , my gills are the matter . }⊰

⊱{ theyve been itching and hurting and aching and BLEEDING . for no fucking reason }⊰

⊱{ its been getting unbearable and ive been holding myself back from scratching myself until these useless shits are nothing but a bloody mess . }⊰

[crooningcommander]

GooDNeSS! HaVe You SeeN a MeDiCuLLeR!

[terminalcalamity]

⊱{ i was planning to tell my caretakers , but no , because i do not trust any of these incompetent fools to not make it any worse . }⊰

⊱{ theyre landdwellers , and if my books dont have much about this , their training didnt have a sliver of any gill issues mentioned . }⊰

[crooningcommander]

CaN You NoT SeeK aiD YouRSeLF! ESPeCiaLLY iF THeY aRe aS iNCoMPeTeNT aS You CLaiM!

[terminalcalamity]

⊱{ im going to rip these useless pieces of shit out of my fucking body . }⊰

⊱{ theyre nothing but a reminder of everything that is wrong with this shitty place anyways . }⊰

[crooningcommander]

WHaT iS THe MaTTeR!

[terminalcalamity]

⊱{ my gills , my pal , my gills are the matter . }⊰

⊱{ theyve been itching and hurting and aching and BLEEDING . for no fucking reason }⊰

⊱{ its been getting unbearable and ive been holding myself back from scratching myself until these useless shits are nothing but a bloody mess . }⊰

[crooningcommander]

GooDNeSS! HaVe You SeeN a MeDiCuLLeR!

[terminalcalamity]

⊱{ im going to rip these useless pieces of shit out of my fucking body . }⊰

⊱{ theyre nothing but a reminder of everything that is wrong with this shitty place anyways . }⊰

[crooningcommander]

WHaT iS THe MaTTeR!

[oozingantfarm]

Mmournr5 are 50 ea5y to troll like all you gotta do i5 copy the quirk of the decea5ed & 5end them 5ome 5hit like "[THEIR NAME]..... Pplea5e, open the window, let me in..... Iit'5 5o cold out here....." then BAM, they're on the floor crying.

[crooningcommander]

is there no joy in your life?

[oozingantfarm]

Mmothrfukcr I ju5t li5ted a hobby of fukcing cour5e there'5 joy.

[crooningcommander]

i would say otherwise. you gain joy from spreading misery. that might as well not be joy at all.

[oozingantfarm]

Mmournr5 are 50 ea5y to troll like all you gotta do i5 copy the quirk of the decea5ed & 5end them 5ome 5hit like "[THEIR NAME]..... Pplea5e, open the window, let me in..... Iit'5 5o cold out here....." then BAM, they're on the floor crying.

[crooningcommander]

is there no joy in your life?

[tabbygravedigger]

HEY! THIS IS MEOWS FIRST POST. MEOWS NAME IS THEPAN! i like looting those wyeird boxes with myeat in them! Im 3!

[grafitti-translator]

Youre 3???? I2n7 7ha7 7oo young 7o be here????

[tabbygravedigger]

*shrugs*

[grafitti-translator]

I gue22 i can7 27op you

B7w wha72 your addre22 and full name

[tabbygravedigger]

:< meow dyoesnt have a ayddress.

[grafitti-translator]

X:? You live in 7he wild or 2ome7hing?

[tabbygravedigger]

Yuh! Meow gets ryeal crafty and uses those weird boxes full of myeat to slyeep in.

[grafitti-translator]

Boxe2 full of mea7, wha7 boxe2

[tabbygravedigger]

They are under the grouynd. Fyull of clyothes, myeat, and sometimes tryeasure. Its pawsome.

[grafitti-translator]

7ha72 2o damn weird, you 2ound like youre in a videogame

[arbusclescaenogenesis]

¦| Oh, those might be ¢alled ¢offins. ¦|

¦| Do they have orange horns? The meat in them I mean. ¦|

[grafitti-translator]

Wha7 7he fuck i2 a coffin

[crooningcommander]

THeY aRe BoXeS uSeD FoR BuRYiNG THe DeaD! IT SeeMS THaT THiS LiTTLe oNe iS a SeRiaL DeSeCRaToR!

[tabbygravedigger]

Byut meow gets free thyings.

[crooningcommander]

THe THiNGS aRe NoT YouRS! You aRe STeaLiNg!

Do You NoT HaVe a LuSuS!

[tabbygravedigger]

Nyo. :{ meow had a hyighblood who offered melw sheltyer byut she had to be syent off

[crooningcommander]

I See! So NoW You SHouLD KNoW To NoT RoB GRaVeS! IT'S WRoNG! THeRe aRe PLeNTY oF oTHeR WaYS To SuRViVe THaT aRe FaR MoRe eTHiCaL!

[tabbygravedigger]

How?

[crooningcommander]

I Do WiSH i CouLD TeaCH You MYSeLF! UNFoRTuNaTeLY i aM aT Sea! AND LiKeLY oN a DiFFeReNT PLaNeT!

BuT i CaN TeLL You To TRY! TRY HuNTiNG! TRY FiSHiNG! GaTHeR PLaNTs! ATTaCK TRaVeLeRS aND STeaL THeiR FooD! THaT'S WHaT i DiD! I DiDN'T HaVe a LuSuS eiTHeR! BuT i MaNaGeD To LiVe THiS LoNG! You CaN Too! JuST DoN'T DeSeCRaTe THe DeaD!

[tabbygravedigger]

OKAY! Thyough meow did try hunting and meow gyat shyot in the frond :{

[crooningcommander]

MY CoNDoLeNCeS! BuT THiS iS NoW a LeaRNiNG oPPoRTuNiTY! HoW To HeaL aND WHaT WiLL GeT You SHoT! HoHo!

[tabbygravedigger]

HEY! THIS IS MEOWS FIRST POST. MEOWS NAME IS THEPAN! i like looting those wyeird boxes with myeat in them! Im 3!

[grafitti-translator]

Youre 3???? I2n7 7ha7 7oo young 7o be here????

[tabbygravedigger]

*shrugs*

[grafitti-translator]

I gue22 i can7 27op you

B7w wha72 your addre22 and full name

[tabbygravedigger]

:< meow dyoesnt have a ayddress.

[grafitti-translator]

X:? You live in 7he wild or 2ome7hing?

[tabbygravedigger]

Yuh! Meow gets ryeal crafty and uses those weird boxes full of myeat to slyeep in.

[grafitti-translator]

Boxe2 full of mea7, wha7 boxe2

[tabbygravedigger]

They are under the grouynd. Fyull of clyothes, myeat, and sometimes tryeasure. Its pawsome.

[grafitti-translator]

7ha72 2o damn weird, you 2ound like youre in a videogame

[arbusclescaenogenesis]

¦| Oh, those might be ¢alled ¢offins. ¦|

¦| Do they have orange horns? The meat in them I mean. ¦|

[grafitti-translator]

Wha7 7he fuck i2 a coffin

[crooningcommander]

THeY aRe BoXeS uSeD FoR BuRYiNG THe DeaD! IT SeeMS THaT THiS LiTTLe oNe iS a SeRiaL DeSeCRaToR!

[tabbygravedigger]

Byut meow gets free thyings.

[crooningcommander]

THe THiNGS aRe NoT YouRS! You aRe STeaLiNg!

Do You NoT HaVe a LuSuS!

[tabbygravedigger]

Nyo. :{ meow had a hyighblood who offered melw sheltyer byut she had to be syent off

[crooningcommander]

I See! So NoW You SHouLD KNoW To NoT RoB GRaVeS! IT'S WRoNG! THeRe aRe PLeNTY oF oTHeR WaYS To SuRViVe THaT aRe FaR MoRe eTHiCaL!

[tabbygravedigger]

How?

[crooningcommander]

I Do WiSH i CouLD TeaCH You MYSeLF! UNFoRTuNaTeLY i aM aT Sea! AND LiKeLY oN a DiFFeReNT PLaNeT!

BuT i CaN TeLL You To TRY! TRY HuNTiNG! TRY FiSHiNG! GaTHeR PLaNTs! ATTaCK TRaVeLeRS aND STeaL THeiR FooD! THaT'S WHaT i DiD! I DiDN'T HaVe a LuSuS eiTHeR! BuT i MaNaGeD To LiVe THiS LoNG! You CaN Too! JuST DoN'T DeSeCRaTe THe DeaD!