durt café durr durr

i guess he's still the best

[badangle]

[everythingfox]

That one goth friend…

[kim-jisoo]

#forever mood

[aliciavikander]

I mean, I don’t know if there was a gun, but it was still a robbery, he was wearing a mask. And would we all not agree that words are weapons?!

[9116]

Merci Sidney

[sidmalkin]

i’m smitten

[9116]

[tylseguin]

sidney crosby + look at the camera (¬‿¬)

[hockeyheart]

[immoveableobject]

The ugly, gory, bloody secret life of NHL dentists

Broken teeth, smashed jaws, torn lips and slashed tongues: NHL team dentists repair carnage that is more commonly seen in battle. Here's why they're the unsung heroes of the sports world.

“On his first night on the job, and at his first hockey game, no less, new Kings dentist Kenneth Ochi sat Callahan down in the chair at Staples Center, took a deep breath and aimed his dental lamp at the side of the player’s mouth.

The light shined straight through to the floor.

Callahan’s teeth were intact, but there was a 3-inch hole in his cheek, like he was some kind of gaffed tuna. A closer look revealed that a large portion of Callahan’s exposed jawbone was covered in a strange black substance. Ochi labored over it with his curette for an excruciating 15 minutes while trying to keep his dinner down. Later, a staff member with more hockey experience informed him, with a shrug, that the substance was stick tape.

Buckle up, you guys, this article is WILD

[samgirard]

└ nate in ask a timbit 

[ehghtyseven]

sid & nate & the tim hortons puppies [x] [x]

[ehghtyseven]

sid: how can we make hockey more fun? kid: farting goalie pads [x] [x]

[wearelookingathestars]

Aw…

[sidmalkin]

penguins  It’s raining cats and dogs! This year’s pet calendar photo shoot was a swell time, fur sure. Thanks for making it all pawssible, @Animal_Friends and @pensfoundation!

[ehghtyseven]

“I saw the pictures on instagram… pulling the big tyres and running on the beach. I know you wanted to show off your six-pack, but, whatever…”

[hafael-archive]

me @ myself before making literally any decision