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mik :: fuck my whole life

[cross-bones]

Um zodiac signs are true one of the first things I did w my Pisces bf as a Cancer was go into the Jacuzzi together and take a shower. Water sign antics at their finest.

[cross-bones]

Tfw you meet your perfect match on tinder and its perfect and you quickly fall in love oops

[cross-bones]

So in a span of one week I met in person the guy I had been talking to for like 3 weeks via text from tinder and managed to both fall deeply in love and plan spending the rest of our lives together. So that's something!!! Kinda terrifying!!! Kinda amazing though like I know this is right like I feel it in every fibre of my being he's the person I'm going to build my life with and that's so exciting!!!! But how did this happen so fast like.....how.. And is this all a dream I'm going to wake up from???? Hmm....lots of over thinking to do tonight!!!

[virgoassbitch]

I’m so serious some of your boyfriends are literal living breathing trash cans who contribute absolutely nothing to your relationSHITs or society in general but then he says bless you when you sneeze and y’all are like “😍😩👌🏼🤤 daddy” STOP

[cross-bones]

Ok I needed to put this all down in one place bc fuuuuck but this is all abt the new guy in talking to

He's really hot

He double and sometimes even triple texts me

He says good morning and good night EVERY night

He always asks to text him when I wake up or when I have time

He asks about my day and what my schedules like

Hes so fucking hot

Like blonde hair blue eye white boy but like.....hot

He kickboxes (which I've been dreaming of doing)

He has cute dogs that he adores!!!!!!!

He calls me cutie and gorgeous like every other text

Texts the same way i do which is RIDICULOUS bc no one texts as annoying as I want to and he ALLOWS ME THAT CHAAANCE

He better have a huge dick

He's taking me to the keg on Saturday???????!!!!!!

And like kept making sure I wanted to go still wow

But

He's really hot so is he a fuckboy????

He sent me a snap and I thought I saw hickeys but they might be pimples idk he also had a pimple a couple inches down on his chest (don't ask I'm a psycho watching his snaps he sends me)

If it's a hickey obvs I have no right to be jealous we're just talking BUUUUT idk I don't wanna get wrapped in by another fuck boy player

I also got fingered by my ex last night so.....idkkkkk

He might be perfect and I'm too scared to actually believe it or he's just as bad as I think he could be and he hides it really well........

No one will read this this was a small therapy session

[antiandrogen]

i love never paying for drugs

[evilrashida]

[cross-bones]

He 👏 doesn't 👏 care 👏 about 👏 me 👏 and 👏 that's 👏 totally 👏 okay 👏 bc 👏 some 👏 people 👏 actually 👏 do 👏

[cross-bones]

Hes not my #1 best friend on sc anymore so we dont have that god damn red heart lmao I'm literally so happy

[cross-bones]

We had a weird day…BUT. He said. And I quote “if you want to be with a guy with bangs its not gonna be me” WHICH SOUNDS WEIRD But we were talking about man bangs and his hair is so long and pretty. Also yesterday he snapped me implying he wanted to cuddle but REFUSED to make a move on me lmao my life. Hes a tease and he knows he has the power and every time I push him away he knows!!!! Hes so petty he’s a child and I…..adore this chase

[cross-bones]

Also I literally didn't give a fuck and texted him asking to go for drinks after our last exam....I low-key wanna invite the other guys who are mostly his friends in our class but like.....I literally just did that. I cant backtrack now!!!! And we're texting again :/ sigh

[cross-bones]

We had a weird day...BUT. He said. And I quote "if you want to be with a guy with bangs its not gonna be me" WHICH SOUNDS WEIRD But we were talking about man bangs and his hair is so long and pretty. Also yesterday he snapped me implying he wanted to cuddle but REFUSED to make a move on me lmao my life. Hes a tease and he knows he has the power and every time I push him away he knows!!!! Hes so petty he's a child and I.....adore this chase

[imbroken-loveme-deactivated2014]

[jesus-so-pale]

[cross-bones]

When he wants to fuck you....but he doesnt wanna be there for your depressive episodes :(

[cross-bones]

Wow this boy has a literal hold on me. 2 days of my crying TO MY EX about him not texting me. I text him first and now we're texting all cute and he wants to snuggle and sesh and I'm all giggles and staying up late the night before I have 2 exams and a math assignment due and a stress headache out my ass.........did I really fuck my ex 3 times to get over this guy and one cute text gets me gushing are you SERIOUS

[bunnybunners]

How do I get literally everything I want out of my broken relationship yet all I keep thinking about is why this boy won’t text me :(

[837420]

person in their dumbass feelings on this site: I want a bf

some other dumbass on this site: But are you emotionally stable enough? Are you in a place to properly give and receive unconditional love? Will you be able to handle the give and take of a respectful partnership?

person in their dumbass feelings on this site: bitch I don’t fuckigf know i’m not a psychic.gif I just want a fucking boyfriend FUCK

[g0ds-favorite]

[837420]

i urgently need to send this to my bitch who pops her ass for men like this