it's 4 in the morning

Trans-girl extraordinaire, Zhen, 30 Zhennyfyr.carrd.co

[theneonwerewolf]

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[punkitt-is-here]

[bgm05]

respect to the cast and crew of the amazing digital circus. i dive in her cervix

[hungryjamesy]

good lord what thousands calories of wing stop and wendys does to a mf

Honestly lost count of how much I was eating, I was so ridiculously full I fantasised being forced to eat the rest from a trough :)

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[odd1tief4ithburd3n]

[nephilii]

HI EVERYONE! I'm open for commissions again to cover bills as I'm in between jobs. You can check out all my commission options here on artistree!

You can also buy me a coffee if you have the spare change. As always, reblogs are EXTREMELY appreciated! Thank uuuuu 💕

[boccher]

"you guys" is great because on top of the plausibly deniable misgendering you're also talking past the woman you're responding to and instead addressing a nebulous opinion-bearing spectre of society

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[girlstinkgood]

The scent of Loser Lesbian the most beautiful odor in the world

[girlstinkgood]

sniff a Loser Lesbian's armpit today

[nsfwforthe300thtime]

i somehow read this as "lobster lesbian" and thought to myself "being a marine biologist must indeed come with many perks"

[girlstinkgood]

Lobstergirls are gonna be the next big thing on this website. stay tuned

[bobbole]

Jackson Howell, Sailor Berserk

[a-titty-ninja]

「リオ」 by ヤッペン | Twitter

๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.

[transfaguette]

man i totally forgot how weird people are about the “female orgasm.” like when I was younger i heard it talked about like an anomaly of science. and specifically people would ask shit like “what is the ‘evolutionary purpose’ of the ‘female orgasm’”. i dunno man its not hard to conclude that sex feeling awesome results in having more sex. but I guess that question seems more interesting if youre a fake intellectual and see men and women as different species and not made up of the same flesh and nerves. come on now.

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

[serafphim]

[neshamama]

“‎[My cat Mimi] impressed Lenin tremendously, he said that only in Siberia had he seen such a magnificent creature, that she was … a majestic cat. She also flirted with him, rolled on her back and behaved enticingly toward him, but when he tried to approach her she whacked him with a paw and snarled like a tiger.”

— Rosa Luxemburg (via pragnificent)