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whitepeopletwitter

You get to know people after working with them a while

ngalitzine

#me

bratobujstwo

how it started:

how it’s going:

levyfiles

Circulate this image until it becomes so detached from its original context that one day you're scrolling through pinterest or Instagram and you see this image with the perplexing caption of "Me and my bff after everyone else goes to sleep at the sleepover."

tomochingus-moved-courtmartialm

a golden retriever and a calico cat

pedrropascal

#that’s the show

tomochingus-moved-courtmartialm

YABAI

valtsv

couldn't decide which one i liked best so here's a collection

ravietta

Gilderoy Lockhart. 1964-present.

A famous con artist. Best remembered for forgetting all about being a con artist.

atombombtom

tell me something about yourself

so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, I did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a little cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. I had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. I started getting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. I didn’t want to google anything about masturbation leading to pregnancy out of fear it would confirm all my worst fears. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was biological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway I went to the doctor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.

atombombtom

disasterzoo-inactive

the finalists

tamamita

Thoughts on the moon?

gonna head up there one day and get that piece of shit flag off of her

feefal

Life cycle of our Sun, from beginning to end~

official-lucifers-child

Wiggle

c4pyb4ra

it did not work, but i can help

big wiggle

pictures-of-dogs

about to post something really great

pictures-of-dogs

mollyjames

Wait wait hang on I gotta find something

mollyjames

FOUND IT

lazybitch

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

fashion-runways

CHROMAT Spring/Summer RTW 2022 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

hopemushrooms

“Chromat has been massively inclusive for over a decade now, and once again, has found a way to include another community in fashion.”

This article about how the collection came to be and about the unannounced runway on the beach is really good!

“There isn’t a collection that aestheticises the beauty of trans girls and trans femmes not tucking,” Tourmaline told Refinery29 ahead of the New York Fashion Week show. “And there isn’t a collection that does that with package support for trans men who want to pack.” In creating this collection with McCharen-Tran for Chromat, the duo is bringing fashion to a whole new place.

About the runway:

In the democratic spirit of Jacob Riis, the collection was presented in a pop-up format that allowed beachgoers — Chromat’s actual customers — to be the audience, as opposed to New York Fashion Week’s standard crowd.

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