idk lol

[atombombtom]

anyway if you’re Don Lothario from The Sims 2 DNI 🚫🚫🚫

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's healthy for academics to have professional feuds. enrichment activity

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Holy shit. "The demese ef the Ne'enderthels: Wes lengege a fecter?" published in the Science magazine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

short but sweet

[gigglepuffpixie]

[atombombtom]

roommate hogging the bathroom I have no mouth and I must pee

[stigmartyrpunk]

evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[atombombtom]

roommate hogging the bathroom I have no mouth and I must pee

[agoraphobe]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[sunb1eeder]

those sick perverts at oreo are always crossbreeding their cookies with anything they can get their hands on

[kaijuno]

[alporquia]

Addio, 2008.

Eva and Franco Mattes

[jpegwoe]

Took two people to think this one up

[kaijuno]

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

Do you wanna come over to my house and play primary sources

[jewishbarbies]

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

[dogpuppy]

[pukicho]

Two truths and a Lie:

I shitted myself

No I didn’t

Yes I did

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

fun fact! you can actually figure this out with logic alone

if we take "I shitted myself" to be the lie, that means that "Yes I did" is also a lie. this goes against the very foundation of "Two truths and a Lie."

however, if we take "I shitted myself" to be true, that makes "Yes I did" also true and "No I didn't" the lie. thus, there are two truths and one lie, as the game requires

[pukicho]

Thank you, Isaac Newton.

[feraligatr]

one day im going to snap and just show this pic to my hairdresser

[feraligatr]

favourite exchange ever on this website btw