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I heard you once made out with crowbar in the dumpster behind a Denny's

What the fuck is a Denny’s?

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Untrue.

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dont be shy, tiddies out all the way

>You adjust your jacket to cover your scar.

Absolutely not.

[agpicklefeet]

COME AT EM’ JACK ENGLISH YOU AREN’T THE ONLY ONE WITH A CROWBAR

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Cute......

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Alright, alright. Let him live.

[devilsnum6er]

Can’t believe he’s calling himself prettyboy.

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Is there a problem.

[devilsnum6er]

I had to see you call yourself “Pretty boy.” That’s the problem.

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Oh, I forgot you don't like when I'm right.

[devilsnum6er]

Can’t believe he’s calling himself prettyboy.

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Is there a problem.

[nourrice]

me when someone asks what’s wrong with me: are u ready

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Pretty boy Tuesday.

[bettyfelon]

“Sloane” 1940s Style Heart Halo Hat

https://nicolettacarlone.com/collections/accesories/products/heart-halo-hat?variant=31314559205463

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@saevits I. No?? No.

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Someone go tell Scratch I'm going to be out of commision for a week because a pretty dame kissed me.

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> Kiss on the cheek

Have I ever mentioned I love you?

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> Ask to leave.

I. I live here???

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Crowbar has appeared! What to do? Ask to leave Pet Kiss Kiss on the cheek  

Don’t do any of these.

[j1tterbug]

crowbarposting​:

Fire’s warm, but that doesn’t mean you get all buddy-buddy with it.

Not when you need the warmth of a body to alert you enough to the reality around you and keep you in line. And while the softness of Doze was workin’ in keeping me grounded boss it sure as hell wasn’t helping me not want to get up and toss everyone into the fire.

So allow me to tell you the fact you can swallow your pride about it and allow those of us not in your timeline to enjoy our timelines how they are because you’ll find I’ve unfortunately had to get very close to Boxcars and if you intend to stay on my buddy buddy list do not poke me until I have figured out a plan to get me my 90 pots of coffee a day without being able to drink coffee.

And get that to work for a week. Thank you.

also yes, a beach. those of us 1n a srver dec1ded 1t was beach day abd we all got togegther

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I’m... Impressed! I didn’t think you had it in you to do that. Could be the withdrawal. Regardless. 

As for your... predicament, caffeine isn’t just in coffee. You know that, right? It’s important that you know that.

It would’ve most likely been wise to let me know, especially if you’re with Stitch. While not necessary, it would’ve been nice to let Die know.

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j1tterbug replied to your post “Traitor.”

1t's not tra1tor1sm 1f he's from another t1mel1ne and we're all hav1ng a bonf1re on the beach. and he's warmer than any felt member so 1t's help1ng.

Fire’s warm, but that doesn’t mean you get all buddy-buddy with it.