Baja Be Thy Blast

[brandneweyescd]

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

[lxcke]

In case y'all were wondering what's going on over at Xiaohongshu 😭

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[infectiouspiss]

boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard

[medievalthymes]

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[antiquesintheattic]

oh okay

[meltymoth]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

[thechekhov]

Having the “mom-friend override” seems great until you realize it’s actually a developed coping mechanism from years and years of putting other people’s emotional needs before your own. (:

[gendervibes]

[barbienefertiti]

[floralobsessednerd]

[clittyslickers-deactivated20250]

i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

what breed of dog is that

[illinoisiest]

titzu

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet

[dampsandwich-deactivated2016122]

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

[pat-is-sad]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[uptional]

[nirvanasoul785]

[brucebocchi]

[turnipfritters]

[dyx-deactivated20211116]