Extremes of Mediocrity

Superbly mediocre

[kickmuncher3]

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

[saul-tortellini]

[harboretum]

It's Make A Terrible Comic Day again

[harboretum]

Thanks to everyone's encouragement alien boyfriend gave it a try and found love

[huffylemon]

hell yeah baby

[hellsite-yano]

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[oneheadtoanother]

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[kuttithevangu]

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

[depsidase]

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[papayajuan2019]

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

[marmorada]

[ominous-signs]

[rankine-radians]

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad

[ominous-signs]

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops