the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app
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the other day I saw a woman distracted driving using the calculator app
happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate
never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long
the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit
you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too
once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)
i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre
Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling
“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭
Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.
for those lacking certain "adulting" skills, especially things around the house, check out:
mom, how do i...?
and dad, how do i...?
^ there are tons of other resources but these two will teach you some personal hygiene, home or apartment repairs, easy recipes and basic cleaning techniques, even how to schedule doctor's appointments
if youre a renter i cannot recommend the trans handyma'am enough, mercury is a lifesaver, and her channel and accounts are always accepting new questions
there are so many resources, a lot that you dont have to even ask for, just know how to look 🩷 much love
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Is it still June 5 for anyone...? Happy junepei day
never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life
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sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be
hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now
Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.
well. that one’s on me
i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer