CrowJohnson47

Hello Tumblr I am here for the chaos. Or something, idk she/her

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[jazzy-officia1]

PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA

WIN THE RACE, VOTE GRACE

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[alunaloverworld]

[autumnalfallingleaves]

You mean to tell me that there is a thematically appropriate song for Grace that's by a band that has "foxes" in the name? And you don't want me to get weird about it? C'mon, man 🤷

Bonus under the cut :3

reblogs are highly appreciated, and please do not repost my art

[zoinyoi]

[claie171art]

Petrova line

[just-m-0-n-1-k-4]

Fly high king, there's always a next year

[crowjohnson]

I think being in a spaceship would be a lot like being a little goldfish in a tiny fishbowl.

I am safe in here but the everywhere will kill me. I was not made for it.

It is so beautiful and I am so very scared of it.

[rioshinfillcher]

Destined to be the guardian of the stars

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

If there are no Iron Lung (2026) fans, then I am dead.

[bugsnbites]

Picture it. Decades after the world is saved, a huge alien spacecraft touches down on earth.

Scientist, politicians, and thousands of reporters gather to witness the aliens disembark the ship. A group of boulder-like creatures, clicking and whistling to the humans around them.

One of them raises something large and metallic towards the crowd.

There's an immediate recoil of fear (is it a weapon?!) before the audience realises it's human technology. A laptop, old and beaten and looks like it was put back together by a drunk.

The alien presses a button.

"Hello Earth, this is Doctor Captain Ryland Grace. These guys are Eridians and they're here on a shopping trip. I have a list and no money, but I did save the world so that has to count for something. Number one, salt and vinegar chips. Actually anything potato. Number two, I miss apple juice. Number three,"

[sharkfiinn]

loser duo

[crowjohnson]

Projecting my problems onto my favorite rock: getting overwhelmed at the family gathering

[possibly-evil]

aroace grace is my genuine interpretation of his character, bloodymary is when i decide to play dolls with him and simon

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[racwefw]

Your friend who wasn't diagnosed as a child: you should watch "Lars and the real girl" 2007