[failedjovi]

Message to some fandoms

[crowleygay]

Why’d you use our gif for this that’s just not in the spirit of it.

[pointnclickadventuregame]

me: it will be nice to enjoy the good omens fandom now that so many more people are into it thanks to the mini series

neilman: i’m on tumblr and here to say crowley accidentally caused the destruction of the two towers due to a mishap and aziraphale is the one that shot the fatal bullet that killed JFK.

[neil-gaiman]

With the current world crisis, I have a theory. In Good Omens, War, Famine, and Pollution were discorporated. Pestilence was retired but I don't remember if there was anything saying where he went. So my theory is everything with the Coronavirus is Pestilence somewhat coming out of retirement to raise chaos or causing problems to be a nuisance.

That’s basically my headcanon too.

[monsternobility]

yall realize this is real life, right? that real life people are dying, right? that real life people are starving and out of jobs? this isnt about your fucking book jesus christ

[anthonycrowleymoved]

[petimetrek]

Nanny Ashtoreth and Rover

[petimetrek]

Please don’t tag this as Crowley. This design is based on the book, not the TV show or the radio drama… And Crowley was not the nanny in the book!

[theburiedgay-moved]

Phineas and Ferb (2007) / Good Omens (2019) / Grease (1978)

❤️Doofenperry / Azicrow Aesthetic Board❤️

[flameslikeanything]

Interesting how in the book Crowley and Aziraphale’s character arcs are both about becoming brave and disobedient and in full possession of their own free will enough to stand up to the Authorities that they clearly despise/distrust but are too terrified to do anything about. Interesting how the major turning point for Aziraphale is when he’s possessing that televangelist and yelling at all his followers that no, they shouldn’t trust Heaven and that they’re all just going to be casualties in a pointless war and the powers that be don’t care about them. Interesting how the major turning point for Crowley is when Aziraphale gently puts his hand on his shoulder and tells him he’s got nothing left to lose, and he might as well stand up and do what he can to fight his terrible boss now, and then they walk hand in hand out onto the tarmac ready to die together. Interesting how both of those scenes got cut from the miniseries huh.

[crowleygay]

btw this blog still is alive ive just been really busy with university and go hasnt taken any priority

[anthonycrowleymoved]

can we all just. please. PLEASE agree. to stop asking neil about stuff that spreads in fandom. i am begging you. i am at my limit

[anthonycrowleymoved]

also ‘sorry you did a bad thing’ gives me hives shut UP neil but also why can’t you just let him be goddamned oblivious everyone here is gross and in the wrong except the person who posted it actually but ok

[lesbianlizard]

I'm so attached to good omens as a concept but whenever I search the tag I'm like yeah no I hate all of you people fuck off

[sanriocrowley-deactivated202001]

i think its really appalling that older fans continue to support the book and the book’s characterization of aziraphale and crowley. did all of you forget about this line or do you just not care…

[kabaks]

take a shot every time some bitchass homophobic creator says “no this same gender relationship is not gay because its DEEPER than what the gays are capable of. we all know gay people are not really human lol”

[kabaks]

im really disgusted when the FUCK will these cowardly motherfuckers use their right to remain fucking silent like shut up. shut up about non romantic relationships being deeper shut UP stop masking your blatant homophobia and just be QUIET

[purplelamaart]

Ok but not Neil gaiman he has a point, they’re not gay bc they’re genderless but they are queer

[consultingfujoshi]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDD SHUT THE FUCK UP

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

I'm sorry. But this is fucking funny.

[rem-ir]

Hey, that’s my picture and my handwriting from a post I made in 2015 when my url was macdicilla. I should hope you’re sorry.

[skzloona]

good omens fans when you try and imply that maybe explicitly gay representation is better than “”implying”” it: 

[lesbianlizard]

If you dare to criticize gaybaiting im TV shows and point out that maybe a kiss, two characters explicitly dating or a love declaration would have been better, the mogai queer positive tumblr blogs will start screaming at you for wanting to see hardcore gay sex onscreen.

[lesbianlizard]

the funny thing is in Good Omens nobody ever objected to Anathema feeling pressured by Agnes to sleep with Newt, which is a legitimately creepy thing, nor to a violent misogynist getting to date a sex worker, which is even creepier, but the real problem rises when gay people point out that maybe a love story between two male characters should explicitely be a love story, and not a mess of gaybait-y scenes and a “find Waldo” search to see in which hidden scene they hold hands. fuck all of you really.

[lilpy]

A super loose painting of Aziraphale. I love to imagine him to be super strong actually but it just takes a lot for him to actually show it.

[vicholas]

Straight guys are truly like "Please don't think my characters are gay, I wrote these guys as friends because no one has ever portrayed two dudes as friends before. It's a brand new concept I invented and I'm a revolutionary for that."

[neil-gaimantxt]

Absolutely. That’s what I was going for.

[crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de]

broke: asking neilman to confirm your headcanons

woke: recognizing that your headcanons are your own and you don’t need the author’s approval or validation

bespoke: using a ouija board to ask terry pratchett to confirm your headcanons