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All I want is to be so mad at my father figure that I don’t yet realize I see as a father figure that I punch and hit and scream and then in the midst of the punching and screaming it turns into sobs and I melt in his arms dramatically and he doesn’t even mind that I totally beat him up. Is that too much to ask

#I cried at that one scene with Negan in #The walking dead #btw I really don’t like #Negan #and my father figures don’t speak to me

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When your partner, who literally made space, loses every last brain cell when he’s drunk

This started as a serious idea and became something dumb very quickly.

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Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.

~ Andy Dwyer (Parks & Rec)

Last Panel: Crowley, that’s a streetlight.

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Expression close-ups:

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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”